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Santa went to a museum where he broke a statue.
Officer: U have broken a 5000 years old statue. Santa: Thank God, mujhe laga new hai..
>AB
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Govt-Jiske 5Bache H, Use Ghar Dnge
Sonu K 3The
Wife Se Bola-Padosn K 2B Mere H, Unko Lata Hu
Lane K Bad, Apne 3Kaha Gye
W-Jinke The Wo Legye
JOKEZONE - 3 hours ago

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Recipe Only 4 U.. 1 Katora Lo Usme Kuch Angur Lo 1 Angur Mu Me Dalo Aab Aaina Dekho Dish Taiyar Dish Ka Naam-
'LANGUR K MUH ME ANGUR'
JOKEZONE - 3 hours ago

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Salman Khan-Hey Bhgwan Muje Itna Smart Q Bnaya Humesha Ladkia Preshan Krti H
B-Agar Tu Itna Preshan H
To Soch 'AMAN' Kitna Preshanh hoga!
JOKEZONE - 3 hours ago

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Katrina,Dipika Lad Rahi Thi Hungama Macha Rahi Thi
Kar-Ye Muje De Do
D-Nai Dungi,Fir Dono Or Ladne Lagi
Fir Kya. Meri Photo Fat Gyi
>AMAN
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Snta-kal meri biwi kuye me gir gyi,
bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rhi thi.
Bnta-ab kaisi h
Snta-thik hi hogi kal se kuye se koi awaz nai aai
JOKEZONE - 12 hours ago

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Lovely quotes said by a friend
"Fight with me, Hurt me, Tease me, Make me cry!
But in the end of my life give me ur shoulder when I die...
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Wo Din Din Nhi,
Wo Rat Rat Nhi,
Woh Pal Pal Nhi,
Jis Pal Teri Bat Nhi,
Tum Jese Dosto s Koi Hme Alag Kr Sake,
Ye kisi ke Aukat Nhi.
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>CG<
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Ye Hawa Apki Hasi Ki Khabar Deti He
Mere DiL Ko Khusi Se Bhar Deti He
Khuda SaLaMat Rakhe Apki Hasi Ko
Q Ki Apki Khusi Humhe Zindgi Deti He.
DDLJ143 - 121 days ago

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Ye Jo Meri Aankho Se Lali Nahi Jati
Teri Yaad Se Koi Raat Khali Nhi Jati Tu Jaan b Mange Has K De Du
Teri Koi Bat Mujse Taali Nahi Jaati..
DDLJ143 - 121 days ago

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Thought Feelings Were Much More Important Den Words..
Bt Now-A-Dayz Words Have Great Importance..
i Dont Say it
but
Yes i Mis u..
JOIN LvMSG
DDLJ143 - 121 days ago

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Muskan apni tum ek bar de do,
khwab me hi deedar de do
bas ek bar kar do aane ka vada,
fir chahe jivan bhar ka intezar de do..
JOIN MANiSH2B
DDLJ143 - 122 days ago

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Udas Na Hona Qki Mai Sath Hu
Samne Na Sahi Par Aas-Pas Hu
Palko Ko Band Kar DilSe Yaad Karna..
Mai Aur Koi Nahi Gehri Dosti Ka Ek Ehsas Hu..
DDLJ143 - 122 days ago

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Ye Baadal Kuch Or Nahi unke Aankho Ka Kajal He
Ye Bijli Kuch Or Nhi unke Aane Ki Aahat He
Is DilMe Kuch Or Nhi
Sirf unhe Paane Ki Chahat He.
DDLJ143 - 123 days ago

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Fact of life- Poor man runs for his daily food.. While a Rich man runs to digest his daily food..
What a world..
JOIN LvMSG to 9219592195
DDLJ143 - 123 days ago

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Pyar Se chahe Armaan Maang Lo
Ruthkar Chahe Muskaan Maang Lo,
Bus Tamanna Yeh Hai Ki Na Dena Kabhi Dhokha
Fir Hanskar Chahe Jaan Maang Lo.
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SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 6 days ago

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Deepest luv is d biggest sorrow in dis world
Nvr luv a person more dan ur lyf
It'll Hurt u a lot wen u realize dat
Ur Luv was NOT THEIR LIFE
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 32 days ago

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'I TRUST YOU' is a Better Compliment than 'I Love U' because U may not always Trust the Person U Love but U Can Always Love the One U Trust
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 34 days ago

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Samne nahoto tarsti he aakhe,
Bin Tmhare bhut barsti he Aakhe,
Mere liye na sahi Enke liye aajau,
Kyuki tumse bepna mhobat krti he ye aakhe.
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 36 days ago

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Husn Agar Bewafa Nai Hota,
To Is Duniya Me Aashiqon Ka Naam Nai Hota,
Kat Gaye Haath Un Majduro K,
Warna Har Gali Me TAJMAHAL Bana hota..
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 38 days ago

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Wo Halaat Ke Aage Darr Gaya
PYAR Apna Khud Hi Ruswa Kar Gaya
Banaai Thi Kashti Mene Kagaj Ki
Wo Bewafa MujhKo TUFAANO Ke Hawale Kar Gaya
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 174 days ago

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Pyar Sabhi Ko Jina Sikha deta hai
Wafa K Naam par Marna sikha deta hai
Pyar Nahi Kiya to kar k Dekho
Zalim har Dard Sehna Sikha deta hai.
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 175 days ago

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Aaj hasi dekar kal rula na dena,itna miss kar k kal bhula na dena,apne in rishto ko zinda rakhana,kahi inhe yaado ki tarah bhula na dena
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 176 days ago

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Apko Har Waqt Muje Chahna Hoga
Mere Pyaar Ko Umar Bhar Nibhana Hoga
Is Jahan Ki Baat Chodo Yaar
Har Janam Me Apko Mere Liye Laut K Aana H
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 179 days ago

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