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CHEMICAL JOKE
All electrons wer in a party
Protons attacked dem
A Hero saves dem
Electrons asked"WHO RU?"
Hero said,
"BOND,COVALANT BOND"
JOKEZONE - 14 hours ago

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Exam Song-Chanda mama so gaye,student sare jage,dekho pakdo yaro course to aage bhage ek
parikshaa..khatam karu to duji shuru ho gayi mamu!
JOKEZONE - 14 hours ago

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Tum LOVELY ho-94% Tum SMART ho-95% Tum SWEET ho-96% Tum BEAUTIFUL ho-97% Orrrrrrr !!! Main Fekne me expert hu 100
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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Ek Billi Ke SaaMne Ek Chooha Rakha Hai.
Par Wo Nahi Kha Rahi,
Pata Hai Kyun?
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. Kyoki Wo nakali chuha tha
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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Har Ldki Tere Liye Bekrar He,
Har Ldki Ko Bas Tera Hi Intzar He,
Ye Tera Koi Kamal Nahi,
Kuch Din Bad
RAKHI
~~~?@?~~~
ka Tyohar he
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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"Without Frnd Life Waste Without story Cinema Waste Wthout my SMS
Ur cell Waste But... Wthout Ur Smile My Sms waste"
>Avneet Bhargava
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa:Nhi beti log kya kahengey?
2009 girls: Ma me mini skirt pehanungi
Maa:Pehen le beti kuch to pehen le
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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Aajkl Ladkiyo ka dress=yaha se less=waha se les=kabi sleevless to=kabi backless or koi Ladka ghoor ke dekhe to
Kuta kamina Sala characterles
JOKEZONE - 2 days ago

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Na Papa K Maar Se
Na Dosto Ki Fatkar Se,
Na Ladki K Inkar Se,
Na Chappalo Ki Bochar Se,
Aap Jaise Ashiq Sudhrenge
Sirf "RAKHI" k tyohar se
BHARGAVA - 14 hours ago

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Agar apko Koi Chamkti hui Vastu Dikhe to
Tutant Chor Machaye Vo rakhi Ho sakti hai
aapki thodi si b Labarwahi aapko BHAI bana sakti hai
BHARGAVA - 14 hours ago

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Hr Gai Phulose Saza rakhi ha
Hr Darvaje pr 1 Ladki bitha rakhi ha
Na jane Kis darvaje se aoge aap
Isliye hr ladki ko 1 Raki thama rakhi ha
BHARGAVA - 14 hours ago

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Khuda kare aapko khushiya hazar mile,
Mujhse v acha yaar mile,
Aapki hi girlfrnd aapko RAKHI bandhe,
Aur Aapko 1 aur behen ka pyar mile.
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago

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Teacher: What is ur caste?
Stdnt: Pehle hum Singh they,
Phir Rajput hue,
Phir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi h Darzi.. Aaage Mummy ki marzi... >AB
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago

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Man: Sardar ji apko garmi lagti he
to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k beth jata hoon
Man: fir b garmi lage to? To AC "ON" kar let
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago

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son:i wana tel u something
Dad:its not gud 2 talk while eating
(after eating)
Dad: now tell me
son: there was a cockroach in ur food.
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago

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Snta ki Biwi bhaag gayi. 3 din baad wapis aayi.
Santa gusse se bola: Hun ki lain aayi ain?
Preeto: Mobile da charger bhul gayi c >Avneet
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago

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Santa ne apni Biwi ko dost ke sath dekh dost ko goli maar di
to Wife boli apne guse pe kabu rakho varna 1 din sare dosto se hath dho bethoge
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago

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Best Punishment To A Boy:
Give Him A Mobile With Lot Of Balance And Girls Phone No. And Leave Him At A Place Where There Is No Network.
BHARGAVA - 2 days ago

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Bhagwan kare tujhe bahut pyaar mile
sabhi ladkiyan tujhe baandhe rakhi
tujhe jeevan bhar ka unka saath mile. Happy Raksha Bandhan.
dedlove - 39 minutes ago

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Usaka Husn gaya kaleja cheer
Nayano Se barbas Chhuta ek teer
vo Muskrai, Nazdeeq aai
Boli, Rakhi Bandhwale mere veer.
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Kya Bataoo Yaaro
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai
Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai
dedlove - 41 minutes ago

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paadunna tintumonodu sardar: ninak tvyilo radioyilo paadikkude?
Tintu:athraykum nannayitundo?
Sar:hey adalla, tv,radio avumbol off cheyyalo
JOKeSPOT - 2 hours ago

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Nakshathrangal Minni Marayunna Rathriyude Yamangalil Nidhra Deviyude Karasparsam Nin Mizhikalil Thazhukumpol priya suhrthe ninakku Ente
GDNT
JOKeSPOT - 12 hours ago

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If care is a WAVE i give u SEA
if respect is LEAF
i give u TREE
If trust is a PLANET -I give u GALAXY
If friendship is LIFE-I give u MYSELF
JOKeSPOT - 12 hours ago

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Valuing a relationship is not merely done by seeing each other everyday..
What counts is how much in our busy lives we remember each other..
JOKeSPOT - 14 hours ago

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Doctor 2 Sardar
U have 206 bones in Ur body
Sardar:- tell it slowly!
Docter:- Y?
Sardar :- my Dog is outside, if it hears i am finished
JOKeSPOT - 23 hours ago

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Sun cant come 2 earth
but sends LOVE as rays
Cloud cant come 2 river
but sents LOVE as rain
I cant come 2 u but i can snd my CARE as SMS 2 u
JOKeSPOT - 1 day ago

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Life
vedanayum dhukhangalum niranjathanu
Pakshe thalararuth
vezhumbo enettu nilkkanam. Ennittu dhairyamayi parayanam BHAGYAM AARUM KANDILLA
JOKeSPOT - 1 day ago

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Kothuku Kadi kond pulanja sardar kadicha kothukne veruthe vittu why? Sardar: onnumillenkilum avante njarambukalil odunnath ente chora ale
JOKeSPOT - 1 day ago

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2 Sardar chess kalikkunnu. 1st: boradichu ini nirtham 2nd: Ok.. Enthayalum ninte kuthirayum ente anayum mathramale bakiyullu..
JOKeSPOT - 1 day ago

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Maa ne kaha HAWELI chhor do
Paro ne kaha DARU chhor do 1 din aayega jab
Girlfriend kahegi-Bhaiyya In
Bacchon Ko Jara School Chhor Do
JokesFlash - 18 hours ago

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DON ka intezaar to 11 colleges ki ladkiya karti he Lekin DON ka aana mushkil hi nhi namumkin he. Q..ki DON to 10th fail he
JokesFlash - 18 hours ago

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Itna busy b na raha kro
Kbhi kabhi yaad b kar liya karo
shero Shayri Na aati ho na sahi
aaye hue SmS hi Forward kar diya kro @KrazzyZone
JokesFlash - 18 hours ago

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Har Ldki Tere Liye Bekrar He,
Har Ldki Ko Bas Tera Hi Intzar He,
Ye Tera Koi Kamal Nahi, Kuch Din Bad
RAKHI
~~~?@?~~~
ka Tyohar he
JokesFlash - 1 day ago

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World's Smallest resignation letter?
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. Respected sir, I love ur wife. Yours sincerely
@ADULTCAFE
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Jungle attendence
Lion
yes sir,
Bear
yes sir,
rabbit
yes sir,
donkey donkey... donkey bete
sms baad me padh lena. Absent lag jayegi.
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puri botal na sahi ek jam to ho
milna na sahi 1 salaam to ho
jinki yaad me hum bimar pade
kam se kam unhe jukam to ho
JokesFlash - 1 day ago

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Dentist-Oye tera 1 Dant
neela kaise ho gaya Pappu-INK Laga Rkhi he Dntist-magar Q Pappu-Aaj kal
BLUETOOTH ka Zamana he @MeraSanam
JokesFlash - 1 day ago

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What is Dracula's favorite sport? BATminton !
JokesFlash - 2 days ago

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Ramu-Inn aalu k parantho me aalu nazar nhi aa rhe H
Shyamu-Yaar naam p mat ja
Kashmiri pulav me kbhi kashmir nazar aata H kya @CRICKETFLASH
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Man 2 h0tel manager: Jaldi chaliye meri biwi khidkise kudkr jan derahi he
Manager:To isme me kya karu?
Man:Kamine!
Khidki nai khul rahi!
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 15 hours ago

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Apki kashish sarfarosh he
Apka nasha yu madhosh he
kya kahe tumse Ae dost Jis pagal kutte ne apko kata
Wo ab tak behosh hai
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 1 day ago

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Plz is sms ko
itna phelao k meri
honewali BV tak pohnch jaye Janu tum kaha rehti ho
Apna address or cell No. To bata do
Mera No.98XXXXXXXX
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 2 days ago

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Plz is sms ko
itna phelao k meri
honewali BV tak pohnch jaye Janu tum kaha rehti ho
Apna address or cell No. To bata do
Mera No.98XXXXXXXX
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 2 days ago

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A very bad shayari which might even kill u
Aatma chod gayi sharir purana..
Aatma chod gayi sharir purana
Didi tera devar diwana
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 2 days ago

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FRIENDSHIP knows
no season, no time, no reason, it has a sole intention of bringing two people together to a Moment of Happiness !
:-)
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 2 days ago

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Fill the blank wth YES/NO. 1)---,Im not mentally fit! 2)---,I hav no brain! 3)---,I hav no commonsense! 4)---,I am mad
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 3 days ago

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1 Murghi Market Gai kaha-1 Anda dena.
Shop-anday ka kya krogi Murghi-Mere Pati ne kaha h
2-/Rs k Liye Tum Apna Figure Kharab Mat karo
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 3 days ago

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Wht does the computer think wen u r sitting in front of it?
Guess....... . . "Intel inside Mentel outSide"
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 3 days ago

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Apki SuRat MeRe Dil Me Aese Bass Gayi He Apki SuRat MeRe Dil Me Aese Bass Gayi He Jaise Chote Se DaRwaje Mein Bhens Phass Gayi He
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 3 days ago

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