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3 stages of marriage 1. "MAD FOR EACH OTHER" 2. "MADE FOR EACH OTHER" 3. "MAD BECAUSE OF EACH OTHER". Truth of Life. *Grp By JOKEZONE
BHARGAVA - 25 days ago

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Santa wins 20cr from lottery ticket..
Banta Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Santa: Give me 20cr or else return my 20rs back. ,
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BHARGAVA - 25 days ago

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Bijali + badal = Savan aaya.
Barat + baja = Dualha aaya.
Ful + najare = Vasant aaya.
Aap + aap ki hasi = bhago.... Bhut aaya !!!!
>Avneet
BHARGAVA - 26 days ago

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Patni: Agar Mujhe Kuchh Ho Gaya 2 Kya Aap Turant Dusri Shaadi Kar Lenge?
Pati: Kam Se Km 2-3 Mahine 2 Rukna Padega, Warna Padosi Ka Kahenge?
BHARGAVA - 26 days ago

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Pasand hai Surat Lakho me Apki
Jadu to Jarur hai Ankho me Apki
Dil ki Baato ko Aap kya Jane
Humne to Bitaye hai Har Pal Yado me Apki..
Shayri_Star - 6 hours ago

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Sagar samjhta hai ki uske pass
" Pani ka apar bhandar he"
par sagar ko kaun samjhaye
ye to choti-2 nadiyo se mila unka pyar he.
jai Singh
Shayri_Star - 16 hours ago

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Humhare To Har Alfaz Me Hota Tha Pyar,
Kash Tum Do Lafz Hi Keh Pate,
Bich Hamare Hoti Thi Kitni Bate,
Kash Tum Kuch Ka Matlab B Samaz Pate.
Shayri_Star - 16 hours ago

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Chand lafz humne yu likhe kaaghaz pe,
Ki 1 farmaish farmai unhone!!
Likh diya naam hi unka humne,
Jo maangi pyaar ki paimaish unhone
Shayri_Star - 16 hours ago

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Haqiqat mohabbat ki judai hoti hai
Kabhi kabhi pyar me bewafai hoti hai
Hamari taraf haath badaha kar to dekh
Dosti me kitni sacchai hoti he
Shayri_Star - 1 day ago

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Kuch Der Thahro Ki Rat Abhi Baki H
Abhi Na Jana Qki Bat Bahut Baki H
Chale Jaoge To Waqt Yhi Tham Jayega
Abhi Pure Hone Ko Arman Kai Baki H
Shayri_Star - 1 day ago

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Uski Khamoshi Se Muje Dar Lagta H
DoorNa HoJaye Aisa Q Lgta H
Dunia Se Use Chheen LeneKa Hosla H MujhMe
Lekin Wo Sath Na Degi Aisa Q Lagta H
Shayri_Star - 1 day ago

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Teri Hasti Hui Zindgi Ki Raho Me
Hzaro Phool Lutati Hui Bahar Aaye,
Chalo To Sitare Nishar Ho Tum Pr
Hanso To Phulo Ko Bhi TumPe Pyar Aaye
Shayri_Star - 1 day ago

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Kinaro pe sagar k khazane nahi ate
fir yaado me vo dost purane nahi ate
jee lo in palo ko haske janab
fir laut ke dosti k zamane nahi ate
Shayri_Star - 2 days ago

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Zindgi Bhar Aapka Sath Na Chod Payenge
Aap Samajte H Hum Aapko Bhool Jayege
Har Koi Nahi Hota He Hum Jaisa
Ye AapA B Kisi Din Jan Jayenge
Shayri_Star - 2 days ago

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Really Killer PJ Banta-Teri biwi ko car chahiye thi na?
Tune use diamond ring kyu di? Santa- Main nakli car kaha se lata? >Avneet
JOKEZONE - 23 hours ago

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Teacher-Apko Shahrukh Khan ki movie
"RAB NE BANA DI JODI" se kya lesson mila?
Student-Ummid mat haro shadi shuda ladki bhi patayi ja skti h
JOKEZONE - 23 hours ago

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2 frenz aftr exam
1st:Xam kaunsa tha?
2nd:May b Maths
1st: Matlab tu xam kr k aya h?
2nd:Nhi yaar sath wali Ladki k hath me calculatar tha..
JOKEZONE - 23 hours ago

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[Learn from Msg]
Ek Din Hum Un K Ghar Gaye
Wo Soye Huve The...
Ek Din Wo Humare Ghar Aaye
Hum Soye Huve The
Moral:- Jaisa Karoge Wesa Bharog
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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Santa Banta se: Bhai ye khushiyan kya hoti hain? Banta: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kam umar me hi shadi ho gayi thi.
>AB
Powerd By JokeZoNe
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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To Reduce Depression Of Students,Sir Showed Them 3 Idiots
Sir-What Did U Learn 4m D Movie?
Students-KISS Karte Waqt Naak Beech Me Nahi Aati
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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Lady-Maine Tumhe Kal Door Bell sahi krne ko kaha tha Tum Q ni aye
GOLU-Madam mai kal 2hours tak Bell Bajata rha
Kisi ne Darwaza hi nhi khola
JOKEZONE - 2 days ago

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GOLU ki behan ke shadi thi aur GOLU naraz ho Gaya . Kyo? GOLU- "Meri behan ke shadi hai aur muje hi PEPSI nahi mili...
>Avneet
JOKEZONE - 2 days ago

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Arz H-Teri Hasrat Dua Ban K Reh Jyegi
Teri Kismat 1Jua Banke Reh Jyegi
Or Jis Pe Tu Try Marta Hai Beta Wo Tere Bacho Ki "Bua"Ban K Rha Jaygi
JOKEZONE - 2 days ago

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Bhikari-ALLAH ke Naam pe Kuch de do
Santa 100 ka Note Dikhte Hue-Kya Tumhre Paas 50 hai
Bhikari Khushi se Ji ha
Santa: To Pehle wo Kharch kr
JOKEZONE - 3 days ago

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Taqdir k aine me meri tasvir kho gayi
Aaj hamesha k liye meri rooh so gyi
Mohbat karke kya paya maine
Wo kal meri thi aaj kisi aur ki ho gyi
prem4prem - 24 days ago

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Woh Nafrat B Karte Hai Pyar K Liye
Inkar B Karte Hai Ikrar K Liye
Ajib Hote Hai Ye Ishq Karne wale
ANKHEIN Band B Karte Hai,To DIDAR K LIye
prem4prem - 24 days ago

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EhsasTera Hone ka Jispal Nahi Hota
Sanso ka Silsila Mukamal Nahi Hota
Zindgi Itni KhubSurat Na Hoti
Jo Tumse Milne ka Intezar nahi Hota
>AB
prem4prem - 24 days ago

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Mohabat ki h tumse wafa bi karnge, Chahat ka haq tumpe ada bi karnge, Chal k pyar ki raho par, Mile manzil,yeh khuda se dua bi karnge
prem4prem - 25 days ago

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Rishto Me Duria Mit Jayngi
Ehsas Ki Dunia Simat Jaygi
Hamko Yad Kar K Hi Palak Band Karna
Fir Sari Umar Apki Hasin Khawabo Me Kat Jaygi.
>AB
prem4prem - 25 days ago

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Likh sakte kisi ki taqdeer agar hm,
teri taqdeer mein har khushi likh dete,
jo mod tujhe kaamyaabi dilaye,
har lakir ko us taraf mod dete
prem4prem - 25 days ago

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Tum udas udas se lagte ho.
Koi tarkeeb batao manane ki Main zindagi girvi rakh skta hun,
Tum qeemat batao Muskurane ki.
Love u Dear
>Avneet
prem4prem - 25 days ago

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Ye Jo Meri Aankho Se Lali Nahi Jati,
Teri Yaad Se Koi Raat Khali Nhi Jati, Tu Jan b Mange Has K De Du,
Teri Koi Bat Mujse Taali Nahi Jati.
prem4prem - 26 days ago

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Phool Hote Teri Raho me Bich Jate Hum
gam Hote Tujhe Kabhi Na Satate Hum
Ye or baat hai tere Dost hai Hum
na Hote to b Tum pe Jaan Lutate Hu
prem4prem - 26 days ago

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A Company Held a Contest for Kids wid d Theme
"D Nicest Thing My Father Ever Did For me"
Award Winning Ans was
"HE marriaed my Sweet Mom"
prem4prem - 26 days ago

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Ye Hawa Apki Hasi Ki Khabar Deti He
Mere DiL Ko Khusi Se Bhar Deti He
Khuda SaLaMat Rakhe Apki Hasi Ko
Q Ki Apki Khusi Humhe Zindgi Deti He.
DDLJ143 - 22 days ago

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Ye Jo Meri Aankho Se Lali Nahi Jati
Teri Yaad Se Koi Raat Khali Nhi Jati Tu Jaan b Mange Has K De Du
Teri Koi Bat Mujse Taali Nahi Jaati..
DDLJ143 - 22 days ago

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Thought Feelings Were Much More Important Den Words..
Bt Now-A-Dayz Words Have Great Importance..
i Dont Say it
but
Yes i Mis u..
JOIN LvMSG
DDLJ143 - 22 days ago

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Muskan apni tum ek bar de do,
khwab me hi deedar de do
bas ek bar kar do aane ka vada,
fir chahe jivan bhar ka intezar de do..
JOIN MANiSH2B
DDLJ143 - 23 days ago

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Udas Na Hona Qki Mai Sath Hu
Samne Na Sahi Par Aas-Pas Hu
Palko Ko Band Kar DilSe Yaad Karna..
Mai Aur Koi Nahi Gehri Dosti Ka Ek Ehsas Hu..
DDLJ143 - 23 days ago

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Ye Baadal Kuch Or Nahi unke Aankho Ka Kajal He
Ye Bijli Kuch Or Nhi unke Aane Ki Aahat He
Is DilMe Kuch Or Nhi
Sirf unhe Paane Ki Chahat He.
DDLJ143 - 24 days ago

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Fact of life- Poor man runs for his daily food.. While a Rich man runs to digest his daily food..
What a world..
JOIN LvMSG to 9219592195
DDLJ143 - 24 days ago

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Wo Halaat Ke Aage Darr Gaya
PYAR Apna Khud Hi Ruswa Kar Gaya
Banaai Thi Kashti Mene Kagaj Ki
Wo Bewafa MujhKo TUFAANO Ke Hawale Kar Gaya
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 75 days ago

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Pyar Sabhi Ko Jina Sikha deta hai
Wafa K Naam par Marna sikha deta hai
Pyar Nahi Kiya to kar k Dekho
Zalim har Dard Sehna Sikha deta hai.
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 77 days ago

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Aaj hasi dekar kal rula na dena,itna miss kar k kal bhula na dena,apne in rishto ko zinda rakhana,kahi inhe yaado ki tarah bhula na dena
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 78 days ago

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Apko Har Waqt Muje Chahna Hoga
Mere Pyaar Ko Umar Bhar Nibhana Hoga
Is Jahan Ki Baat Chodo Yaar
Har Janam Me Apko Mere Liye Laut K Aana H
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 80 days ago

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Maza Ata he tumhe Satane me,
Ruthe na koi to Maza kya Manane me Ek tumhi se to khusi he,
Warna Rakha kya he is Bedard Zamane main
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 85 days ago

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hmne jitna chaha use apna banana
unhone utna hi chaha hme satana,dil behlane k or b tarike h
pr shok tha unka hme tdpana
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 87 days ago

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Bikhre risto ko koi roop de do, khilte fulo ko thodi dhup de do, hame aapki yad aai to SMS kia, ab aap b hamari yad aane ka koi sabut de do.
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 87 days ago

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Kisi ki ankhon me basa k dekha tha
Kisi ko dil me bitha k dekha tha
Ab tak ruke nahi hain aansoo,
Ek bewawa Se dil laga k dekha tha..
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 88 days ago

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Bhid Me Rehkar B Khud Ko TANHA Pau Koi Nahi Tere SIVA Mai Kaha Jau Khud Apne HATHOSe Ashiyane Ko JalaLu Kese Tuje Apne DILSE Nikalu Kese
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 89 days ago

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