Saturday, September 26, 2009

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Hr traf padai ka saya h
Kitabo me Sukh kisne paya ha
Ham to coaching jate hai ladkiya dekhne
Or
Sir Kehte h
dekho Barsat me Padne aya h
JOKEZONE - 4 hours ago





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Nasa- SantaJi Congratulation u r selcted to go to moon 2mrow n Collect sum water
Santa: no u r Cheating me
Nasa: y?
Santa: 2mrow is Amavasya
JOKEZONE - 5 hours ago





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Ishq Na Karna Ye Ladkiya Bahut stati h
na Karna Inpe aitbar
ye Kharcha Bahut karati hai recharge ap kara k dete ho
Or Number Mera lagati ha
JOKEZONE - 5 hours ago





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JOKEZONE - 6 hours ago





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You R So.. S
art! m
S art! S art!
m S artm! Samrt! mS art! aSm
rt! Bus Rehnay Do Tum Per Fit Hi Nahi Ho Raha hai! :-)
@Myfan
JOKEZONE - 9 hours ago





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Pledge of YOUNGISTHAN
INDIA is my nation
LOVE is our DESTINATION
DATING is our OCCUPATION
SETTING is our PROFESSION
wht d hell is EDUCATION?
JOKEZONE - 9 hours ago





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Mom Of d Milenium:
A Girl Tells her Mom:
"I Wan Some Fresh Air,Can i Go 4 a Walk ?"
Mom:"Alright,But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By 9PM
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago





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JISE DIL DIYA WO DELHI CHALI GYI
JISE PYAR KYA WO MumBai CHALI GYI
DIL NE KHA KHUD KHUSHI KR LE JALIM
TABHI BIJLI KO HATH LGYA TO BIJLI chli
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago





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Apki personality pr 1 sher arz kia hai suraj hamesha chand k sath rhega
Wah Wah tu gadha tha gadha hai aur gadha hi rahega
Wah Wah
>Avneet
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago





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Accounting PJ
wat ll U Call it if ur Cat brngs Tea 4 u? Socho Any idea ? no? Commom Sense hai yaar
Liability
(Lai -Billi-tea)
>AB
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago





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You R So.. S
art! m
S art! S art!
m S artm! Samrt! mS art! aSm
rt! Bus Rehnay Do Tum Per Fit Hi Nahi Ho Raha hai! :-)
>Avneet
BHARGAVA - 5 hours ago





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Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree. Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height Nahi Badegi, Mummy Ko Bolo Complan Pilay
BHARGAVA - 5 hours ago





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Bore Wid Old Jokes?
Need new? Get New n Fresh Jokes daily sms JOIN JOKEZONE to 9219592195 (Ho Jaye hasne ke liye Tyar!) Don't Miss it.
BHARGAVA - 6 hours ago





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Mom: Bea Ice Cram khayega?
Beta: Na Mom Ladu khayega?
Beta: Na Mom: Fruit?
Beta: Na Mom: Baap pe gaya hai Maar hi khayega.. .?
@Myfan
BHARGAVA - 9 hours ago





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SANTA guest Se:Thanda Piyoge Ya Garam?
GUEST-Dono Le Aao
SANTA:Preeto,Ek GLass Freezer Se, Aur Ek GLass Geezer Se Pani Le Aao
>Avneet
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago





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head Craking PJ of Day Tcher: Jo Dusro Ko Apni Baat Na Samjha Sake Wo Gadha Hota He Pappu: Sir,Kya Matlab Mai Samjha Nai >Avneet
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago





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Hasne Hasane Ka Daily Dose
Aise Jokes Jo Apko Hasne Par Majbur Kar De
With 132100+Mem JOIN PAGALPANTI
to 9219592195 Ab to Hasna Hi Padega
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago





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EXAMINER to Pappu- Ye batao suraj kaha se nikalta he aur kaha dubta he
Pappu-Hum tera baap ke nokar hai?
Ye Tumhara mamla hai
Khud Pda Karo
BHARGAVA - 2 days ago





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Y do couples hold hands during their wedding?
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Its a formality just like 2 boxers, Shaking hands before thd fight begins!
BHARGAVA - 2 days ago





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Apki dosti ko salaam kiya he
jine ka har andaj apke naam kiya he
mang lo us khuda se kuch bhi, kyoki humne har mannat ko apke naam kiya he.
Shayri_Star - 3 hours ago





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Parwane ko jaise shama ka didar chahiye
Bqarar dilko jaise qarar chahiye
Khushbu jese deti h gul ko zindgi
Waise hi humko aapka pyar chahiye
Shayri_Star - 7 hours ago





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Zindagi kaid-e-muskil k siwa kuch nhi
Kiya jurm-e-wafa k siwa kuch nhi
Jine ki aarzu me roz mar rahe he
Dawa teri mohabbat k siwa kuch b nhi
Shayri_Star - 7 hours ago





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"NigahoN Ko SANAM Tere Surat Ki Pyaas Rehti Hai.. Tere Bin Kuch Kami Nahi Tere SMS Bin Tabiyat Udaas Rehti Hai..!" ;-)
@think_possitiv
Shayri_Star - 10 hours ago





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Dost teri Dosti Itni Pyari
Teri Dosti pe Qurban Meri Zindgi Sari
Kya tujhe Pyari Nhi Meri Yaari
Chal Phir ab sms krne ki teri Bari @Vinaya_
Shayri_Star - 22 hours ago





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"NigahoN Ko SANAM Tere Surat Ki Pyaas Rehti Hai.. Tere Bin Kuch Kami Nahi Tere SMS Bin Tabiyat Udaas Rehti Hai.
Shayri_Star - 1 day ago





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Hi Frend Agr Aapke Dost b ye Free Msg Pana Chahte Hai to Wo Apne Mobile Se Type Kare JOIN Shayri_Star Aur use 9219592195 no Par Bhej de.
Shayri_Star - 1 day ago





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Khwabon mein saj gayi ho tum,
Yaadon mein simat gayi ho tum,
$o bhi jaauun agar to kya kahuun,
Aankhon mein bas gayi ho tum! gud nite
Shayri_Star - 1 day ago





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Kuch log yado ko dil ki tasvir bnateHe
Dosto ki yado me mhfil sajateHe
Hum thode alag he jo kisiko
yad aane se pehle unko apni yad dilate he
Shayri_Star - 1 day ago





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Meethi baaton se nahi hota pyar
Har phool nai banta haar U to zindgi me koi aata he aur jata he
Lekin har koi nahi banta aap jaisa yaar
Shayri_Star - 1 day ago





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Kyo Hume kisiki talash hoti hai, Dilko kisiki aash hoti hai
Chand ko dekho, who bhi tanha hai, Jubki uski chandni se roj mulakat hoti hai
prem4prem - 5 hours ago





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Os ki Bund hoti hai Dosti
Khurdure Spars se roti hai Dosti
Dost Bewafa bhi ho to koi gam nahi
Mohabbat k riste Sanjoti hai Dosti.
>AB
prem4prem - 5 hours ago





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Bore Wid Old Jokes?
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prem4prem - 6 hours ago





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Apki dosti ko salaam kiya he
jine ka har andaj apke naam kiya he
mang lo us khuda se kuch bhi, kyoki humne har mannat ko apke naam kiya he.
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 7 hours ago





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On d pages of roses
with ink of Moon light
A pen of Love has written
only three words for you, "I LOVE YOU"
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 8 hours ago





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Manzilo ki har ada Aap k nam
Mohbt ki har Ada Aap k nam
pyar bhri har nigha Aap ke nam
aur Aaj in Labo se nikal ne wali har duaa Aap k NAAM.
DDLJ143 - 6 hours ago





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Hai,Do u want to see the gift that God give me? where are you searching.... Just Look at the mirror,its U my Dear friend...!!
JOKeSPOT - 8 hours ago





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Pledge of YOUNGISTHAN
INDIA is my nation
LOVE is our DESTINATION
DATING is our OCCUPATION
SETTING is our PROFESSION
wht d hell is EDUCATION?
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 5 hours ago





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RAAZ-Apni ma se purani album dekte hue,Ma ye foto me smart admi kaun he? Ma-Ye tumare Papa he! RAAZ-To hum is ganje ke sath kyun rehte hE
JokesFlash - 4 hours ago





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Chandni chawk ka fawara nahota India gate ka nazara nahota Fashion ne agar ladkiyo ko bigada na hota To india ka koi ladka awara naHota
JokesFlash - 4 hours ago





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GIRLFRAIND-Love k Bare me Kuch Batao.. RAAZ-Love Ram Ka Beta Tha or Kush Uska Bhai Tha.. ( Muskan 35000+ Logo Ki )
JokesFlash - 4 hours ago





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Bore Wid Old Jokes?
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JokesFlash - 6 hours ago





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Ajnabi mile the zindgi k safar me kahi
in yado k lumho ko kbhi bhulege nhi
agar yad rakhna fitrat he apki
To
Bhul jane ki aadat hmari b nhi.
Shayri_772 - 5 hours ago





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Apki dosti ko salaam kiya he
jine ka har andaj apke naam kiya he
mang lo us khuda se kuch bhi, kyoki humne har mannat ko apke naam kiya he.
Shayri_772 - 8 hours ago





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