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today My Birth day My no ( 9 8 8 7 3 3 5 9 2 9 ) jai Singh Rathore
Shayri_Star - 2 days ago

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Har table Daru se saja rakhi hai
Har type ki Daru manga rakhi hai
Jaane kis gali se Aayega mera DOST
Humne har Gali Daru se Dhulwa rakhi ha
JOKEZONE - 4 hours ago

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Baniya: Dr. sahab 'Plastic Surgery' karvane me kitna kharcha aaega.. Doctor.: 5 lakh.. Baniya : Agar 'Plastic' hum de to..??
JOKEZONE - 4 hours ago

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Dusra Tajmahal Ban Jayega
Bharat Pakistan 1 Ho Jayega
Insan Chand Par Rahne Lag Jayega
Par
Aapke SMS Karne Ka Mahurat Kab Aayega?
JOKEZONE - 5 hours ago

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Nikalta Chand Sbko Pasand Hota He
Dubta Suraj Kon Dekhta He
Tut-ta Hua Tara Sabki Dua islie Puri Krta He
Qki Use Tutne Ka Dard Malum Hota
prem4prem - 4 hours ago

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Hoga dard to hum muskura lenge
kisi ke tute dil ko sene se hm laga lenge
chupayenge jab b wo apne ansu
Hum b kisi kone me ashk baha lenge
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DOsti Or Pyar NADI Pr Ghumne Gye
Pyar Nadi ME Gir Gya
Q ki Pyar Andha Hota He
Uske Piche Dosti B Gir Gai
Q ki Dosti Kbhi Sath Nhi Chodti
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Patient:
MUJHE aisi medicine dijiye ke marne ke baad fir zinda ho jau Doctor-Mai kuch nhi kar skta U plz contact EKTA KAPOOR
@BHARGAVA
prem4prem - 19 hours ago

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Santa:Express kitne baje ki hai?
TT:1 baje
S: local?
TT:9 baje
S: malgadi?
TT: 12 baje,kaha jana hai?
Santa: Patri pe tatti karne jana hai
prem4prem - 19 hours ago

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Santa mujra dekhne gaya,sari raat mujra dekha
Bai ne kaha-Sahab humne ap ko khush kiya
Ab aap hume khush karo
Snta utha or khud nachne laga
prem4prem - 19 hours ago

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ZEHAN ME TERI YADON K SIWA KUCH NAHI
DIL ME GUZRI BATON K SIWA KUCH NAHI
TU JAHAN BI RAHE SADA KHUSH RAHE
LUB PER DUAON K SIWA KUCH NAH
prem4prem - 1 day ago

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Wo Baat Kyo Kahu
JishKi Qadar Na Ho,
Wo Dua Kuo Du
Jisme Asar Na Ho,
Kaise Keh Du Aapko
Lag Jaye Meri Umar,
Shayad Agle Pal
Meri Umar Na Ho!
prem4prem - 1 day ago

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teri Wafa Ne Muje Sitam Krne Na Dia
Jo Aye palko pe Moti Jharne Na Dia
Mene Samja He Khud Ko Amanat Teri
is Khayal Ne Muje Kabi Marne Na Dia
prem4prem - 1 day ago

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Khuwabo Me Kbhi Ap B Khoye Honge.
Khuli Ankho Se Kbhi Ap B Soye Honge.
Mana Fitrat H Apki Mushkrane Ki.
Par Hste Hste Kabhi Ap B Roye Honge.
prem4prem - 1 day ago

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DOSTI KO ITNA BADNAM N KIJIYE BEWAFA ME APNA NAM N DIJIYE DILKI BATE DILME HI REHNE DO YAR..APNA DOST HO JAYE JUDA AESA KOYI KAM NA KIJIYE..
DDLJ143 - 14 hours ago

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Bhulne wale Hume bhul Jaate Hai.
Dil se unke Hum nikal Jaate Hai.
Jab tak Hoti Nahi zarurat Humari Logo ko.
Hum kaha kisi ko yaad aate Hai.!
DDLJ143 - 14 hours ago

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Mere Pyar Ki
Itni C Kahani Hai
Tuti Hui kasti
Ruka hua Pani H
1Gulab Jo Unke Kitab Me Dam Tod Chuka H
Or Unko Yad B Nhi Ki
Ye Kiski Nisani H
DDLJ143 - 22 hours ago

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Wo Baat Kyo Kahu
JishKi Qadar Na Ho,
Wo Dua Kuo Du
Jisme Asar Na Ho,
Kaise Keh Du Aapko
Lag Jaye Meri Umar,
Shayad Agle Pal
Meri Umar Na Ho!
DDLJ143 - 23 hours ago

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Kash Ush Jate Hue WAQT ko
Hum Rok Sakte
Apke Sath Gujra
Har LAMHA Jod Skte
N Jane Kitni Yade
Jo APNE D Hume
Kash Zindgi Ko
Hm PICHE Mod Skte
DDLJ143 - 23 hours ago

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Everyone Has a 'Best Friend' during Each Stage Of Life.
Only Lucky Ones Have D Same Friend In All Stages Of Life.
Don't miss those true ones
DDLJ143 - 1 day ago

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Chand Ko Apni Nigaho Me uTaro To Sahi
ChaLe Aaynge Pukaro To Sahi
DiL ki Dahleej Mohbat Se Saja Rakhi He
1 ShaM Humre Sath Gujaro To Sahi.!!
DDLJ143 - 1 day ago

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Aap ki Baat Maan Li Humne
Apne Hatho Hi Apni Jaan Li Humne
Aaj se Bhul Jayenge Hm Aapko
Ye B Apne DilMe Thaan Li Humne.
JOIN LvMSG to 567678
DDLJ143 - 1 day ago

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Har us zakhm ki dawa hai hum
Mana khuda nahi insan hai hum
fir b humari koshis h dost, jo khuda na kar saka tere liye woh kar dikhayenge hum
DDLJ143 - 1 day ago

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Humdum To Sath Sath Chalte Hai.
Raste To Bewafa Badalte Hai
DostTera Chehra Jab Se 'Dekha' Aankhon Me logo ne
Meri Aankhon Se Log Jalte Hai
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 13 hours ago

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Mandiro me Hath Jode jate hai Masjido me Hath Failaye jate hai. Per sirf "DOSTI" hi ek aisa Rishta hai Jisme Hath Milaye jate hai.
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 23 hours ago

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Shaam Hote Hi Chirago Ko Bujha Deta Hu.. Kyoki.. Ye Dil Hi Kafi Hai, Teri Yaad Me Jalne Ke Liye
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 23 hours ago

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Why the sun sets and rise every day ? ? ? ? Socho socho ! ? ? So that u can wish good morning and good evening
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 23 hours ago

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Zindgi ka raaz raaz rehne do
Jo bhi ho aitraaz aitraaz rehne do
Par jab ye dil dil se baat karna chahe
Dost ye mat kehna ki aaj rehne do
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 1 day ago

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Kehte Hain
Waqt se pehle aur Kismat K bina
Kisi Ko Kuch milta nahi,
Afsos!
UnKe paas waqt nahi,
Hamare pass Kismat nahi..
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 1 day ago

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Kash Tum 1 Chand or Me Sitara Hata
Asman Pe Hamara 1 Pyara Asiyana Hota
Log Tumhe Bahut Durse Dekhte
Par Tumhe Chuneka Haq Sirf Mera Hota.
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 1 day ago

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Koi Dost Meri Zindgi Me Aisa Ho
Mohabbato Ki Tarah Ho Wafao Jesa Ho
Meri Talash Ki Had Us Pe Khatm Ho Jaye
Zamin Par Ho Mgar Aasman Jesa ho
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 1 day ago

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Sar jhukaane ki aadat nahi hai
Aansu bahane ki aadat nahi hai
Hum kho gaye to pachtaoge bahut
Hume Lout ke aane ki aadat nahi hai..
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 2 days ago

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SOME SAY IT... SOME THINK IT... SOME KNOW IT... BUT I MEAN IT... .***.,.***.
* u r a nice* *.friend.* "*.,..*"
JOKeSPOT - 7 minutes ago

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"Help
a girl
when
she is
in trouble,
and
she will
surely
remember
you.. only
when
she is
again
in trouble.."
JOKeSPOT - 13 minutes ago

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LABO pe AAJ unka NAAM a gaya,PYASE ke HAATH jese
JAAM a gya.Dole KADAM to GIRI unki BAAHO me
jakar,AAJ hamara PEENA hi hamara KAAM a gaya.
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KHUD ko BHULA bethu itna muje PYAR de,CHAHTO ka
KHUMAR de.BEHAK na jau khi BHATAK na JAU,mri
BEKARARIYO ko KARAR de.MUJE chaht BESUMAR de
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Having power doesn't mean dat u can move anything but it means dat nothing can move U. HAVE A STRONG MIND WHOLE LIFE TIME = STABLE.
SMSFUN - 1 hour ago

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If v both Xchange 1 rs, v both hv 1 rupee each..bt if v Xchange 1 gud thought, v both have 2 good thoughts. So keep sharing good thoughts.
SMSFUN - 1 hour ago

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Apse Dosti Karne Ka Hisab Na aya
Meri Kisi Baat Ka Jawab Na aya
Hum To Jagte Rahe Aap K Khayalo Me
Aur Aapko So Kar V Hmara Khwaab Na Aya
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DO U KNW WAT IS DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RADIO AND AKHBAAR?
ANS-AKHBAAR PE HUM NAMKEEN RAKH KE KHA SAKTE HAIN, RADIO PE NAHI.
www.ygoel.com -Enjoy
SMSFUN - 4 hours ago

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Laila Ki Shadi Me Lafda Ho Gaya WaWa Laila Ki Shadi Me Lafda Ho Gaya Majnu Itna Nacha Ki Langda Ho Gya
JOKEZONE - 13 hours ago

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Na Dhundo Hame Duniya Ki Tanhai Mein, . . . Kyunki.. . . Hum To Tumhe Mil Jayenge, . . . . Tumhari Girlfriend Ki Razai Mein..!!
JOKEZONE - 13 hours ago

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SANTA got job in idea customer care
Customer:Hello My idea sim was lockd.Wat2 Do?
S:No Problem
Remov idea sim,Put BSNL
Thank u 4calling
JOKEZONE - 13 hours ago

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Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi
JOKEZONE - 22 hours ago

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Likhe jo KHAT Mujhe wo meri YAAD me
sare padh liye papa ne RAAT me
swera jab hua,to JUTE pad Gye
Wo"TeRe Nam"wle baal"GHAJNI"me badal Gye
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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CHEMICAL JOKE
All electrons wer in a party
Protons attacked dem
A Hero saves dem
Electrons asked"WHO RU?"
Hero said,
"BOND,COVALANT BOND"
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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Exam Song-Chanda mama so gaye,student sare jage,dekho pakdo yaro course to aage bhage ek
parikshaa..khatam karu to duji shuru ho gayi mamu!
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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Tum LOVELY ho-94% Tum SMART ho-95% Tum SWEET ho-96% Tum BEAUTIFUL ho-97% Orrrrrrr !!! Main Fekne me expert hu 100
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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Ek Billi Ke SaaMne Ek Chooha Rakha Hai.
Par Wo Nahi Kha Rahi,
Pata Hai Kyun?
.
.
.
. Kyoki Wo nakali chuha tha
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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Har Ldki Tere Liye Bekrar He,
Har Ldki Ko Bas Tera Hi Intzar He,
Ye Tera Koi Kamal Nahi,
Kuch Din Bad
RAKHI
~~~?@?~~~
ka Tyohar he
JOKEZONE - 2 days ago

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