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Aniversary Par Santa Apni Biwi K Liye Gulaab Ka Phul Le Kr Aya
Biwi:Muje Yeh Nahi Chahiye
Koi Sone Ki Cheez Do
Santa:Ye Lo Takiya Aur So ja
JOKEZONE - 27 minutes ago

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Teacher: Duniya ka sabse Purana Jaanwar kaunsa hai?
Sardar: Madamji, "ZEBRA"
Teacher: Zebra Kyon?
Sardar: kyon ki Woh Black and White Hai
JOKEZONE - 27 minutes ago

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Ek Ghar se Hamesha Hasne ki awaz ati
Kisi ne Pucha kya baat hai
Pati:meri BV mujhe Jute se marti hai
lag jaye to wo Hasti hai Na lage to mai
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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Techar-Jawani Or Budhape
me fark batao? Student- Jawani me
Mobile me "HASINO"
Ke Number hote he Or Budhape me
"HAQIMO ke Number
hote ha
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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Cat: Hw old r u?
Elphnt: 5 yrs
Cat: 5? Bt u luk big
Elphnt: I AM COMPLAN BOY
Cat: Im 30
Elphnt:30? U luk small
Cat: I AM SANTOOR GIRL
JOKEZONE - 2 days ago

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Ram:Bibi Se Ladai khatm hui?
Om:Ha,Ghutane tek ke mere Paas Aai thi
Ram:wo Phir kya Boli
Om:Palang ke niche se Nikalo mai kuchh nahi kahungi
JOKEZONE - 2 days ago

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teacher: 1+1=3 kaise ho sakta hai?
pappu: dono ki shadi kara do
teacher: ek aur ek gyarah kaise?
pappu: dono ka nikah padhwa do
JOKEZONE - 2 days ago

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Boy: I love U.. Girl: I love U too.. Boy: Kitna? Girl: jitna tum.. Boy: Cheater! maine socha ki tum mujhe sach me chaahti ho.
JOKEZONE - 2 days ago

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Apki yaad to 1 anmol phul hai
Hum apko bhul jaye ye apki bhul hai
Koi yaad hume n kare gila nahi
Hum apno ko nahi bhulte ye humara usool hai
prem4prem - 32 minutes ago

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Sharabi ILzaam Sharab Ko Deta Hai
Aashiq B ILzaam Shabab Ko Deta Hai
Koi Nahi Kabool Karta Apni Bhool
Kaanta B ILzaam Gulaab Ko Deta Hai
prem4prem - 35 minutes ago

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Wo hume khamoshi ki saza dete h,
isliye hum apne alfaz jala dete h,
ab to tanhai se tang aakar,
hum khud hi darwaze ki zanjir hila dete hai
prem4prem - 36 minutes ago

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Wen i cry no1 sees my tears
wen worried no1sees my pain
Wen happy no1 sees my smile
OR SALA LADKI SE BAT KYA KARLO, SABKO PATA CHAL JATA he
BHARGAVA - 35 minutes ago

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Kya tmhare paas ye sab h?
Sulagta Jism
Nashili Aankhen
Kapkapate Honth
Thartharata Badan
Kapkapati Awaz
Agar hai
To tmhe SWINE FLU hai
BHARGAVA - 36 minutes ago

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BHARGAVA - 36 minutes ago

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Cat: Hw old r u?
Elphnt: 5 yrs
Cat: 5?
Bt u luk big
Elphnt: I AM COMPLAN BOY
Cat: Im 30
Elphnt:30?
U luk small Cat:
I
AM
SANTOOR
GIRL
BHARGAVA - 4 hours ago

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Santa :"I LOVE YOU" means kya hota hai? Girl:main tumse pyar karti hu. Santa: ek sawaal kya pucha...
Tumhe pyar hi ho gaya....?
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago

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Apne Is Dost ko yaad rakhNa, Har pal Har lamha pyr Karna, Hamare Dosti ki Mahek aati Rahegi Bas apni 'Naak' saf Rakhna.
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago

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BHARGAVA - 1 day ago

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1 machhar pakdo, fir usko zamen pe lita do, Fir gudgudi kro, or jaise hi wo hasne k liye muh khole,
nalayak ko
ALLOUT pila do
BHARGAVA - 2 days ago

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Dil K Mehmaan Ban Jao Aankhon Ka Armaan Ban Jao
Honton Ki Muskaan Ban Jao Yeh Sab Bhi Ban Jana Lekin?
.
.
Pehle Zara Insaan To Ban Jao.
BHARGAVA - 2 days ago

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Heer kahe Raanjhe se
O Sun Mere raanjhnaa
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa!
Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum
Ragad - Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa
BHARGAVA - 2 days ago

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Mere pyar ki wo hadd Puchte hai.
DiL me kitni jagah hai ye
puchte hai.
Chahte hai hum unhi ko kyu
itna.
iski B WOH wajah puchte hai
Shayri_Star - 4 hours ago

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Koi n mile to KISMAT se gila nai krte
hr kisi ko Aise log mila nai krte
Hr SHAAK pe bahar ati h JARUR
pr hr shaak pe PHOOL khila nai krte
Shayri_Star - 6 hours ago

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Dusmani Dusman Se
Pyar Psand Se
Khusi Hr 1Se
Rista Apno Se
Mohabat Mehbub Se
IsQ Ashiq Se
Magr Dosti Dil Se
Jo Hum Krna Chahte H Apse
Shayri_Star - 6 hours ago

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Pyar Me Maut Se Darta Kaun He,
Pyar Ho Jata Hai Karta Kaun He.
Ap Jaise Yar Par Dunia Qurban,
Aur Aap Puchte Ho Ki Aap Pe Marta Kaun Hai
Shayri_Star - 12 hours ago

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Sabki khushi ki chaah karte hai,
Bas itna sa gunah karte hai
Aaj phir apke intezaar me bethe hai,
Dekhna hai kab aap Yaad karte hai.
Shayri_Star - 14 hours ago

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Sitaare nikalte hai ki raat Aaye
main kya likhu ki aapka jawab Aaye
sitaro C chamak to mujhme nhi
Pr main kya karu k aapko
meri yad Aaye
Shayri_Star - 15 hours ago

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Is zamane se bahut alg ho aap,Wo khuskismt h jiske paas ho aap. Hamare liye woh waqt hi haseen h,Jb hume yad kr dil se muskura Lete ho Aap
Shayri_Star - 1 day ago

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Tusi Bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki Pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka Cr8 ho,
ANDE ka Oml8 ho,
sms karne me Bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki Tarah stra8 ho
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Dil Jala Kar Muskurate Hai Wo
Apni Adat Se Kahaan Baz Aate Hai Wo
Hum To Pura Din SmS Krte Hai Lekin
Ginti K 1 2 SmS Kr K So Jatey Hai wo
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Bhula Dena Use Jo Rula Jaye
Yad Rakhna Use Jo Nibha Jaye
Wade Apse Krenge Bahot Log
Mgr
Apne D!L Ki Bat Khna Use
Jiske Bina Rha Na jaye
Shayri_Star - 2 days ago

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Think seriously:
ek kutta raste pe su-su karta hai
ek aadmi us su pe khada ho jata hai to us aadmi ko aap kya kahenge? su-par-man..
JokesFlash - 37 seconds ago

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Lovers k liye love park
Dosto pe hai dil se Fannaa
jus type JOIN Loveflash
JOIN Fannaa4u
on
09219592195 visit
http://indian4m.com
JokesFlash - 28 minutes ago

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DHATHRI Hair Oil use cheyth kazhinjappo ente mudi kozhichil purnamai mari.. by "GANDHIJI"
JOKeSPOT - 2 hours ago

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1 pagal gusse me- Oye mai is duniya ko
mita dunga..
mita dunga..
Dusra pagal- he he he..!
mai tujhe rubber hi nai dunga..
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 3 minutes ago

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1 pagal gusse me- Oye mai is duniya ko
mita dunga..
mita dunga..
Dusra pagal- he he he..!
mai tujhe rubber hi nai dunga..
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 5 minutes ago

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3 Facts Of Life:- Nevr Say Bye 2
One Who Really
Needs You.! Nvr Blame1Who
Really Trusts You.! Nvr 4get A Person
Who Loves You,
JOIN LvMSG
DDLJ143 - 25 minutes ago

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Kisi 2 se Pyar karo itna ki kisi or se Pyar karne ki Gunjaish na Rahe
wo Apko Dekh kar 1 Baar Muskuraye or Zindgi se Doosri Khwaaish na Rahe
DDLJ143 - 26 minutes ago

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Apne dosto ko lifetime msg bhejiye freeee bas apne dost k mob se type karo: JOIN dedlove on 567678
dedlove - 3 hours ago

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Kya Gam Hai Kya Khushi Maloom Nahi
Wo Apna Hai Ya Ajnabi Maloom Nahi
Jiske Bagair Ek Pal Nahi Guzarta
Kaise Guzregi Ye Zindgi Maloom Nahi
dedlove - 3 hours ago

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Hr Kasti Ka Kinara Nhi Hota
Jise Krta H Pyar Bus Wo Hmara Nhi Hota
Rota Hoga Sagar b Kisi K Intzar Me
Vrna Sagar Ka Pani Itna Khara Nhi Hota
dedlove - 3 hours ago

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prem4prem - 5 hours ago

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Jo DhaL Jaye Wo Sham Hoti He
Jo Khtam Ho Jaye Wo Zindgi Hoti He
Jo MiL Jaye Wo Maut Hoti He
Aur
Jo Na MiLe Wo Mohbatt Hoti He.!!
prem4prem - 5 hours ago

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Ek Ghar se Hamesha Hasne ki awaz ati
Kisi ne Pucha kya baat hai
Pati:meri BV mujhe Jute se marti hai
lag jaye to wo Hasti hai Na lage to mai
JOKEZONE - 5 hours ago

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Get FREE -
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> Romantic Shayaries
> Love MSGs
> Jokes
> Mobile Code
Type -
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JOKEZONE - 5 hours ago

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Techar-Jawani Or Budhape
me fark batao? Student- Jawani me
Mobile me "HASINO"
Ke Number hote he Or Budhape me
"HAQIMO ke Number
hote ha
JOKEZONE - 5 hours ago

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Santa :"I LOVE YOU" means kya hota hai? Girl:main tumse pyar karti hu. Santa: ek sawaal kya pucha...
Tumhe pyar hi ho gaya....?
BHARGAVA - 5 hours ago

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Apne Is Dost ko yaad rakhNa, Har pal Har lamha pyr Karna, Hamare Dosti ki Mahek aati Rahegi Bas apni 'Naak' saf Rakhna.
BHARGAVA - 5 hours ago

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BHARGAVA - 5 hours ago

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Evrything in life cnt mak u hapy
Evrythng in a day cnt b satisfying
Bt ther is 1thing Vich makes u feel nice
Tht is care 4 u in sum1's eyes.
DDLJ143 - 4 hours ago

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