Friday, October 09, 2009

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YE ARZO NAHI K TUJKO BHULAYE HUM NA TAMANNA HE TUJE RULAE HUM PAR DUA HE RABSE TUJKO JITNA YAD KARTE HE TUJKO UTNA YAD AYE HUM. @DDLJ143
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YE ARZO NAHI K TUJKO BHULAYE HUM NA TAMANNA HE TUJE RULAE HUM PAR DUA HE RABSE TUJKO JITNA YAD KARTE HE TUJKO UTNA YAD AYE HUM. @DDLJ143
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YE ARZO NAHI K TUJKO BHULAYE HUM NA TAMANNA HE TUJE RULAE HUM PAR DUA H RABSE TUJKO JITNA YAD KARTE H TUJKO UTNA YAD AYE HUM @DDLJ143
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YE ARZO NAHI K TUJKO BHULAYE HUM NA TAMANNA HE TUJE RULAE HUM PAR DUA H RABSE TUJKO JITNA YAD KARTE H TUJKO UTNA YAD AYE HUM @DDLJ143
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Muskurao Aap to kali khil jaye Batein karo to Dil machal jaye Itni Dilkash hai Aapki Dosti Dost kya dusman B pighal jaye. @DDLJ143
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Confident and
Hardwork
is the
best
medicine
to kill
the disease
called
failure...
It
makes u
a
sucessful person...
4 Eng.Luv Msg
JOIN LvMSG
DDLJ143 - 8 hours ago





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Nind Me Sapno Se Na Khelna Ankho Me AshQo Se Nahi Khelna Mujhe Bus Itna Kehna He AY Dost Pyar Me Kbhi Apno Se Na Khelna JOIN us
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 55 minutes ago





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Kr ske jis rishte p naz wo he dosti
Chupa le har raz wo h dosti
Jevan ka har saz wo he dosti
Jo h hr dard ka ilaj woHe dosti
@jai_0
Shayri_Star - 21 minutes ago





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Pyar Itna Mat Krna K Dil Reh Na Ske
Dur Itna Mat Rehna K Hum Seh Na Ske
Karte Hum B He Apse Utna Hi Pyar
Jitna Tum B Aaz Tak Humse Kr Na Ske
Shayri_Star - 3 hours ago





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Tod Do Wo Kasam Jo Khayi Hai
Kabhi Yaad Kar Lene Me Kya Burai Hai
Yaad Apko Bina Kiye Raha Bhi Nhi Jata
DiL Me Jagah Apne Aisi Jo Banai Hai!
Shayri_Star - 6 hours ago





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Kya Mangu Khuda Se Tmhe Pane K Bad
Kiska Kru intjar Tere Ane K Bad
Kyu Jaan Luta Dete H Log Dosto Pr
Malum Hua Tumhe DOST Bnane K Bad
@_0Jai
Shayri_Star - 8 hours ago





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Andaz-e-Dosti Bhi Apki Ek Ada Hai,
Dur Hai Humse Ye Humari Saza Hai,
DiL Me Basi Hai Ek Tasveer Aapki,
Fir Kaise Kahe Ki Aap Humse Juda Hai!
Shayri_Star - 8 hours ago





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Apko pata He k
GABBAR ne THAKUR k hath hQ kate the Gues Q..ki Thakur Uske sms ka Reply Nai krta tha AB TERA KYA HOGA JANIYA
@BHARGAVA
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Apko pata He k
GABBAR ne THAKUR k hath hQ kate the Gues Q..ki Thakur Uske sms ka Reply Nai krta tha AB TERA KYA HOGA JANIYA
@BHARGAVA
JOKEZONE - 2 hours ago





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SANTA guest Se:Thanda Piyoge Ya Garam..?
GUEST-Dono Le Aao..
SANTA:Preeto,Ek GLass Freezer Se, Aur Ek GLass Geezer Se Pani Le Aao.
JOKEZONE - 15 hours ago





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Santa2wife: Did u hav ny boyfriend b4 marriage?
Wife remain silent
Santa:Main is khamoshi ko kya samjhu?
Wife:Bewakoof count to karne de!
JOKEZONE - 15 hours ago





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Santa-Yaar lag rha hai mujhe bird flue ho gya ha. Banta -Tujhe kaise pata?
Santa-Yaar mera kal se udne ko man kar raha he. Group By
Avneet
JOKEZONE - 15 hours ago





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Teacher: zindagi me Aisa kaam karo k aap ka Naam Duniya k charo kauno me Phel jaye
Santa: aisa kaise ho sakta hai ?
Duniya to Goal hai na ?
JOKEZONE - 15 hours ago





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Santa ne English Speaking me admission liya or us se Kaha gya k Koi acha Eng Sentence Bolo
Snta:Josh me Bola
I shall Never Die b4 My death.
JOKEZONE - 16 hours ago





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Santa Public Toilet
Gya aur 1Hour Bad Nikla
Bahar Betha Jamadar
Bola-20 Rs Sriman
Santa-Sriman
Mai Bathroom Mei Betha Tha CYBER CAFE me nahi
BHARGAVA - 15 hours ago





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Santa ne 1 raah Chalti ajnabi Ladki se kaha-Aapne pehchana Mujh ko? Ladki-nahi Santa-mai whi hu jisko Aapne parso bi nhi Pehchana Tha...!!
BHARGAVA - 15 hours ago





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Santa:Tum Bike Itni Fast Kyun Chala Rahe Ho? Banta:Ye Khat Urgent Pohchana He Santa:Kaha? Banta:Addres Padhne Ka Time Nahi Hai.
BHARGAVA - 15 hours ago





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Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
BHARGAVA - 15 hours ago





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Premika-Me maa banne wali hu!! Premi-R u mad? KAHANI ME TWIST: Premika-Bakvas nahi,me tumhare baap se shadi karke tumari maa banne wali hu
BHARGAVA - 16 hours ago





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Log kehte he hoshiyar mard ache Pati sabit hote he Mai Unse Puchna Chahta Hu Ki Hoshiyar mard bhla shadi shuda hi kab hote Hai >Avneet
BHARGAVA - 16 hours ago





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Hasne Hasane ko ho jao tayar
No Shayri No Bakwas
Kro Viswas Bus Apko Hasayege Yaar JOIN PAGALPANTI
To
9219592195 JOIN aeDOST
To
9219592195
BHARGAVA - 17 hours ago





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Log kehte he hoshiyar mard ache Pati sabit hote he Mai Unse Puchna Chahta Hu Ki Hoshiyar mard bhla shadi shuda hi kab hote Hai >Avneet
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Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de.
Santa to his wife: De de, De de,
tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal main ye andha hai.
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago





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Patjhad k bad hi ate hain din bahar k
Jina kya hai yaaro zindagi Se har k
Nafrat k liye jiye to kya jiye?
Zindagi wo jo kat jaye pyar Se
>AB
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Sun Cant Come To earth but Send Love as rays
Cloud Cant Come to River but Send Love as rain
As I cant Come to U but Send Love n care as sMs
prem4prem - 16 hours ago





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CARE Karo UNKI Jo Tumse PYAR Karte H
CHAHO Unko Jo Tumko KHUSH Rakhte H
BHULO Na Unko Jo TUME Yaad Karte H
JEEO Unke Liye Jo Tumpar MARTE He
prem4prem - 16 hours ago





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Hasne Hasane ko ho jao tayar
No Shayri No Bakwas
Kro Viswas Bus Apko Hasayege Yaar JOIN PAGALPANTI
To
9219592195 JOIN aeDOST
To
9219592195
prem4prem - 16 hours ago





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dard Me Koi Mosam Pyara nhi hota
Dil ho Pyasa To pani se Gujara nhi hta
Koi dekhe To hmari bebasi
Hm sabhi k ho jate h pr koi humara nhi hta
prem4prem - 1 day ago





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Hum na Ajnabi Hai na Praye hai
Aapke Hi Jism-o Jaan k saye hai
Jab b Ji chahe Mahsus kar Lena
Hum aapki Hi Sanso Me Samaye hai
Love u 4ever
prem4prem - 2 days ago





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Jaane Q aati hai Yaad Tumhari
Chura Le Jaati hai Ankho se Neend Humari
ab to ye Khayal Rehta hai
Subh-o-Shaam Kab Hogi Tumse Shadi Humari!
prem4prem - 2 days ago





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Aj mujheapka khas intezar h
Ye din h karvachauth ka
Apki lambi umraki mujhe darkar h
Jaldi ana,yakin krna apkeliye sb chor Baitha apka Pyr h
prem4prem - 2 days ago





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Koi kuch na kahe toh pata kya h
Iss bechen khamoshi ki wajah kya h
Har koi chodh jata hai Tanha hume
Koi ye to bataye ki hamari khata kya he
prem4prem - 3 days ago





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Zindgi me Kisi ka saath kafi ha
hatho me kisi ka hath kafi hai Dur Ho ya Paas fark nahi padtha
Pyaar ka toh bus Ehsaas Hi kafi hai.
>Avneet
prem4prem - 3 days ago





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Dil Ne Kaha Yaad Karte Rahna
Man Hi Man Bat Karte Rahna
Wo Bhale Hi Humare Dard Ki Fariyad Sune N Sune
Apna To Farz H Unhe Pyar Karte Rahna.
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Making Memorable Moments 4 Urself Is Not a Big Thing.. But U Being D Key Person In Others Memorable Moment Is An EverLasting Thing...
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Q ruth jane k bad manati he duniya
Q dur jane k bad bulati he duniya
kya kisine kisika itna bura kiya he
jo marne k bad jalati he duniya
SMSFUN - 4 hours ago





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Majburi nahi dil kareto yad karna,
Risto se fursat mile to yad karna,
He dua ke har khusi pao tum,
Firbhi ankhe bhar aye toyad karna..
SMSFUN - 4 hours ago





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Boy checks his GF's cell 2 know under which name she has saved his number. When dialed, it showed- Bakra No. 8! ;-)
/.\
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Meaningful msg- A tongue has no bones.but it can break a heart and also it can be a pillar of building a broken heart..!!
SMSFUN - 6 hours ago





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Bare Be-reham Hai Tere Shehar k Log -RAAZ
Msg kr k Puchte He (\./)
/ " ) "^ ----;";
\,,/"( , P , )\\ //\\ //\\ Ye Khota Kis Ka He
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RAAZ cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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.
To avoid the side effects
JokesFlash - 6 hours ago





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TEACHER:
what is the different between
problem and challenge???? RAAZ-3boys+1girl=problem
1boy+3girls=challenge
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Hasne Hsane ko ho jao tayar
No Shayri No Bakwas
Kro Viswas Bus Apko Hasayege Yaar JOIN PAGALPANTI
To
9219592195 JOIN aeDOST
To
9219592195
JokesFlash - 6 hours ago





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Ooi
aa
uff
maa
aai
aah
mmm
aaa
ouch
aa
haye
uff
aa
i
maa
bas
aa
maa
ouch
i
uff
ooh bada dard he,
mere is SMS me.
tumne b mehsus kiya na
JokesFlash - 12 hours ago





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RAAZ-Jab meri nayi nayi shadi hui thi
Muje BV itni pyari lagti thi
Man karta tha kha jau
FARAZ-ab?
RAAZ-Khaa hi Liya Hota to acha hota
JokesFlash - 12 hours ago





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