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Santa to custmr care: Meri Bhains meri sim kha k bhag gayi he
CstmrCare: Toh hum kya kare
Santa: Ji puchhna tha Roaming toh nehi lagegi na ?
JOKEZONE - 29 days ago

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Select any Day Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday or
Us din
To kam se Kam na Liya karo.
>Avneet
[CITY of CITY]
JOKEZONE - 30 days ago

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Girls r Not Worried Abt Ther LOOKS now wah wah Girls r Not Worried abt ther LOOKS now coz I m Busy wid
My Books Now
wah wah
>Avneet
JOKEZONE - 30 days ago

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[PJ of Life]
Men Call their Wife "HOME Minister" What should women Call their Husbands? think it External Affairs Misnister
:)
>Avneet
JOKEZONE - 30 days ago

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Santa: Ghadi me Kitne Baje hai?
Banta: 2
Santa: aapki Ghadi Radio se Mili he?
Banta: Ji nhi Sasural se Mili h V r Back
thanks 4 Big Support
JOKEZONE - 30 days ago

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On a date Santa's girl friend asks him "Darling on our engagement,
will you give me a ring? He said Ya sure what's your phone no? >Avneet
JOKEZONE - 42 days ago

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Man 2 God: why Did u make Woman so Pretty? God: so u wud Love her Man: But Why did u make Her So Dumb? God: So she wud Love u. >Avneet
JOKEZONE - 42 days ago

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Bollywood PJ
Teri Palke hain bhigi bhigi Teri Palke hain bhigi bhigi Chiggy Wiggy 4Love Msg
JOIN prem4prem @09219592195
JOKEZONE - 42 days ago

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Santa: ye Dr Log operation se pehale patient ko Behosh Q karte hai?
Banta: Simple hai taki Patient Operation Sikh gaya to?
JOKEZONE - 42 days ago

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Boy: Aisa Greeting Card milega jisme Likha ho "Tum hi mera pehala Pyar ho" Dukandar: yes, mil Jayega. Ladka- Thik hai 10 de do >Avneet
JOKEZONE - 43 days ago

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Mere Dil Ki Kitab ko Padna Kabhi
Sapno me aake Mujhse Milna Kabhi
Maine Dunia Saaja rakhi hai Tere Liye
Meri Nazro Ki Ummid Banna Kabhi.
>AB
prem4prem - 4 hours ago

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Mana K Hum Izhaar nahi karte
Matlab ye Nahi k Aapka Khyal nahi karte
Mayoosi maine beet jata hai Wo din
Jis Din Hum aapko yaad nahi krte
>AB
prem4prem - 5 hours ago

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Juda Mujhse Mera Pana ho jaye
Zindagi Dushwar Na ho jaye Ae Khuda Khatam na karna Zindagi
Jab tak mere Pyar ko mujhse Pyar na ho jaye.
>AB
prem4prem - 5 hours ago

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Yu To aapko Roz Yaad Kiya karte hai
Man Hi Man Dekh Liya karte hai
Kya hua agar Pass Nahi aapke Hum
Dil hi Dl me Mulakat kar liya karte ha.
prem4prem - 5 hours ago

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Aapne Dil Ki baat Unse Keh Nai Sakte
Bin kahe Jee Nahi Skate
ae Khuda Aisi Taqdeer Bana
Woh Humse Khud Kahe
Hum aapke Bina reh Nai Sakte
>AB
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Doctor: Aapki KIDNY Fail Ho Chuki Hai,
Santa: Ha ha ha.
Jhuthe..
Meri KIDNY Kabhi Exam dene Nahi Gayi
To Fir Fail Kaise Huyi >AB
BHARGAVA - 29 days ago

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Cricket Match Me Batsman LBW Hua
SANTA:
Log Hum Ko Pagal Samajhte He
Jabki Yaha To Sab Pagal He
Lagi Batsman Ko He Or Cheekh Bowler Raha he
BHARGAVA - 30 days ago

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Zindagi He To Khwab hai
Khwab he To Manzle He
Manzile hai to raste he
raste He to Mushkil he
Muskile He to Himmat he
Himat he to SMS karo
BHARGAVA - 30 days ago

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Humari Dosti Ki Umar Humse Jayda Hogi
Humari Hr Awaz Humare Liye wada hogi
aap B Sun lo Kaan khol k
Jisne Pehale Todi Uski Pitayi zayda hogi
BHARGAVA - 30 days ago

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Santa ko Raste me cycle ka pedal mila or use uthakar Ghar le aya
Ghar la kr Bv ko bola-Sambal k rakh de
isme cycle dalwa lege.! >Avneet
BHARGAVA - 42 days ago

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Agar Basanti ki Masi
Thakur Ko Rakhi Bhande to Basanti ka Kya Rista hota hai S0ch0 Kuch b nahi THAKUR k Haath hi nahi hai >Avneet
BHARGAVA - 42 days ago

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Banta- Sholay Ke shootin ke Waqt Kitne Aadmi The Santa- Mujhe Kya Pata Shooting Ke Samy Mai Waha Nahi Tha.
JOIN JOKEZONE @9219592195
BHARGAVA - 42 days ago

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Santa Ki Chappal Chori Ho Gyi Wo Qabristan Paucha Or Waha Baith K Kehne Laga Chor Ko Kaha Dhundne Jaye Ek Na 1 Din To Yaha Ayega Hi.
BHARGAVA - 42 days ago

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After EXAM Santa: i dont know anything !
I left the paper blank.
Banta: me too..
Santa: shit !
Then Teacher will think we both copied ! !
BHARGAVA - 43 days ago

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Santa Ne 1 Makkhi Pakdi Or Pankh TodKar Bola:Ud Ja! Makkhi Nahi Udi!
Snta-Isse PROVE Hua Ki Makkhi K Pankh Tod Do To Wo Behri Ho Jati He.
BHARGAVA - 43 days ago

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Lamha Lamha Aap ke Hotho Pr Muskaan Rahe
Hr Gum Se Aap Anjaan Rahe
Jiske Sath Mehek Uthe Aapki Zindagi
Humesa Aap ke Paas Wahi Insaan Rhe
Shayri_Star - 9 hours ago

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Khwabon mein saj gayi ho tum,
Yaadon mein simat gayi ho tum,
$o bhi jaauun agar to kya kahuun,
Aankhon mein bas gayi ho tum!
Shayri_Star - 9 hours ago

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Jabse Samja Humne Hota Kya Ye Pyar
Krne Lage Tab se Kisi ka Intezar
Mangne Lage Unhe Duao Me Kitni Bar
Na Jane Kb Hoga Us Chand Ka Didaar
Shayri_Star - 1 day ago

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Bikhre Risto ko koi roop dedo
Khilte Fulo ko thodi dhoop dedo
aapki yad aayi ha to sms kiya hmne
Aap b hmari yad aane ka Koi saboot de do
Shayri_Star - 1 day ago

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Maza aata hai Tumhe Satane me
Ruthe na Koi to Maza kya manane me
Ek Tumhi se to khushi hai
Warna rakha kya hai is bedard Zamane me
Shayri_Star - 1 day ago

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Raat ka Chand apko Salam Kare
Pariyon ki aawaz apko adab kare
sari Duniya Ko khush rakhne wala woh rab
har pal apki Khusiyun ka Khayaal kare
Shayri_Star - 3 days ago

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Gulshan Me Sabko Justju Teri hai
Bulbul ki Jubaan Pe Guftgu Teri hai,
Har Rang Me Jalwa hai Teri Kudrat ka
Har Phool me Mehak Teri hai.
Shayri_Star - 3 days ago

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Kuch fasle sirf ankho se hote hai,dil me fasle bato se hote hai,hum lakh koshish kare bhulane ki,magar kuch rishte to saanso se hote hai
Shayri_Star - 3 days ago

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Rulana har kisiko aata he,
Hasana kisi kisi ko ata he,
Rula ke jo manale wo sacha yar he,
Or jo rula k khud v ansu bahaye wo apka pyar he...
Shayri_Star - 3 days ago

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Kahna Bhut Kuch Chahte The Unhe Mgar Zubaa Ne Sath N Diya
Kabi Waqt Ki Khamosi Me Khamosh Rhe Hum
To Kabi Unki Khamosi Ne Kuch Khne N Diy
Shayri_Star - 4 days ago

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10 Minutes Talking With An Intelligent Person Is Equal As Reading GK Books 4 a Whole Day.. . . So..
Feel Free To Call Me At Any Time
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 5 hours ago

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When I Call U 1Ring Means
I m Think Of U 2Ring Means
I Like U 3Ring Means
I m Miss U 4Ring Means
I Need U 5Ring Means
BEHRE PHONE UTTHA
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 20 hours ago

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Banta : Marte waat aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa : Birla cement
Banta : kyun?
Santa : kyun ki is cement me jaan hai. @aeDOST
JokesFlash - 5 hours ago

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Santa:Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao Banta:Kyu.? S-Jb se Mene Kaha
Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga
Chaku Le K Piche Hi Pad Gai He @Prabu
JokesFlash - 5 hours ago

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Agar Aap Duniya Ki
Sabse Sundar Ladki ko
Sache Dil Se Mangoge To Wo Hmesha K Lye
Apki Ban Jayegi BHABHI
JokesFlash - 5 hours ago

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Chuha:I Love u*
Sherni:Abey,Apni Aukaat Bhul Gaya He Kya?
Chu:Aukaat Pe Mat Ja,
Confidence Dekh
JokesFlash - 5 hours ago

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Aaj agr tera msg ayega to hi hum ROTI khaenge,
varna Aaj raat ko PANIR - PARATHA AUR KASHMIRI PULAW KE BAAD ICE- CREAM kha k hi so jayenge
JokesFlash - 5 hours ago

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Kahfa Ho Ya Koi Gum hE Numbr Humra Kho Gya HE ya BaLnce Kum HE
[*]
Bhejo Msg Agar Dum HE HrpaL yad KArke Msg krne Wale Sirf 1 Hum HE
JokesFlash - 5 hours ago

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Pad kar k kya karna hai,
akhir ek din sabko marna hai, 4 din khushi se jee lo,
kyunki agle janam me phir se nursery se hi shuru karna h
JokesFlash - 6 hours ago

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Ab Rs50 K Rchge Pe Rs5000 Ka Talktime 100Saal Ki Validity
Call 0.01paisa/min
100000 SmS Free Detail Contact:
Www.AajaApnaTowerKhudLagaLe.Com
Shayri_772 - 6 hours ago

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Maths Teacher:
Agar Tumhari Dono Pocket Me 3000 Rs. Ho
To Kya Sochoge.?
Pappu: Me Sochunga Ki Kahi Mene Papa Ki Pent To Nhi Pehan Lee...772
Shayri_772 - 14 hours ago

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X-Mas Ka Ye Pyara Tyohar
Jeevan Me Laye Khusiya Apaar
Santa Clouse Aaye Apke Dwaar
Subhkamna Humari Kare Sweekar.
Merry Chrismas
12400+Membr
Shayri_772 - 17 hours ago

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Teri Yaado Me Hame Chain Nhi Milta.
Ham Par Tumhe Raham Nhi Aata.
Auro Ko Din-Raat SmS Karte Ho,
Aur Hamare Liye Tumhare Paas Time Nhi Milta
Shayri_772 - 22 hours ago

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