Wednesday, December 23, 2009

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Boy-Mujhe aisa kaam batao
jaha mujhe kuch na karna pade
Log kare aur mujhe paise bhi de Baba- Ja beta.
"shulabh shouchalay" khol de.
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Mujhe Tumse Kuch Kehna Hai.. Bura To Nahi Manoge.. Wo Pyare Se 3 Lafz.. .. 'INSAN BAN JAO'
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Diwane He Hum Tujhe B Bana Denge
DilMe Tere Pyar Ki Shama Jala Denge
Raho Chahe Jitna B Patthar Dil Bankr
Apni Yado Se Tujhe 1Din Rula Denge
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Ho Sake To Mujhe Kuch Khas Rkhna
Chahat Ka Itna To Ehsaas Rkhna
Apki Dua Se Milegi Khusiya Mujhe
Ye Soch Kar Har Dua Me
"772"
Ko Yaad Rkhna.
Shayri_772 - 4 hours ago





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Tamanna He Ki Kbhi Wo B Iqraar Kare,
Kbhi Naraz Ho Kbhi Pyar Kare
Dhundti Hi Rahe Dono Ki Nigahe,
Kbhi Me Uska To Kbhi Wo Mera Intezar Kare.
Shayri_772 - 7 hours ago





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Doctor: Aapki KIDNY Fail Ho Chuki Hai,
Santa: Ha ha ha.
Jhuthe..
Meri KIDNY Kabhi Exam dene Nahi Gayi
To Fir Fail Kaise Huyi >AB
BHARGAVA - 27 days ago





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Cricket Match Me Batsman LBW Hua
SANTA:
Log Hum Ko Pagal Samajhte He
Jabki Yaha To Sab Pagal He
Lagi Batsman Ko He Or Cheekh Bowler Raha he
BHARGAVA - 27 days ago





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Zindagi He To Khwab hai
Khwab he To Manzle He
Manzile hai to raste he
raste He to Mushkil he
Muskile He to Himmat he
Himat he to SMS karo
BHARGAVA - 27 days ago





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Humari Dosti Ki Umar Humse Jayda Hogi
Humari Hr Awaz Humare Liye wada hogi
aap B Sun lo Kaan khol k
Jisne Pehale Todi Uski Pitayi zayda hogi
BHARGAVA - 27 days ago





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Santa ko Raste me cycle ka pedal mila or use uthakar Ghar le aya
Ghar la kr Bv ko bola-Sambal k rakh de
isme cycle dalwa lege.! >Avneet
BHARGAVA - 39 days ago





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Agar Basanti ki Masi
Thakur Ko Rakhi Bhande to Basanti ka Kya Rista hota hai S0ch0 Kuch b nahi THAKUR k Haath hi nahi hai >Avneet
BHARGAVA - 39 days ago





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Banta- Sholay Ke shootin ke Waqt Kitne Aadmi The Santa- Mujhe Kya Pata Shooting Ke Samy Mai Waha Nahi Tha.
JOIN JOKEZONE @9219592195
BHARGAVA - 39 days ago





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Santa Ki Chappal Chori Ho Gyi Wo Qabristan Paucha Or Waha Baith K Kehne Laga Chor Ko Kaha Dhundne Jaye Ek Na 1 Din To Yaha Ayega Hi.
BHARGAVA - 39 days ago





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After EXAM Santa: i dont know anything !
I left the paper blank.
Banta: me too..
Santa: shit !
Then Teacher will think we both copied ! !
BHARGAVA - 40 days ago





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Santa Ne 1 Makkhi Pakdi Or Pankh TodKar Bola:Ud Ja! Makkhi Nahi Udi!
Snta-Isse PROVE Hua Ki Makkhi K Pankh Tod Do To Wo Behri Ho Jati He.
BHARGAVA - 40 days ago





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