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"Without Frnd Life Waste Without story Cinema Waste Wthout my SMS
Ur cell Waste But... Wthout Ur Smile My Sms waste"
>Avneet Bhargava
JOKEZONE - 10 hours ago

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1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa:Nhi beti log kya kahengey?
2009 girls: Ma me mini skirt pehanungi
Maa:Pehen le beti kuch to pehen le
JOKEZONE - 10 hours ago

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Aajkl Ladkiyo ka dress=yaha se less=waha se les=kabi sleevless to=kabi backless or koi Ladka ghoor ke dekhe to
Kuta kamina Sala characterles
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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Judge: u r crossing d limits.
Lawyer:KOn Sala aisa kehta hE Judge: How dare u call me sala? Lawyer:
My Lod,I said kaun "Sa Law" kehta hai?
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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Kanjus Baap: Kaha Gaya Tha
Beta: GF K Saath Tha
Baap Gusse Se: Kitna Kharcha Kiya
Beta: 250
Baap: 250??
Beta: Us K Paas Itna Hi The
>AMAN
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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Girl comes late to class
Teacher: Why are you late?
Girl:One boy was following me.
Teacher. So, What? Girl: That boy was walking very slow.
JOKEZONE - 2 days ago

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Killer PJ
Pati-Malum Hota Hai Ki Daraaz Me Koi Khane Ki Chiz He.. Patni-Aap Ne
Bilkul Sahi Andaza Lagaya Is Me Mere Sendal Hai.. >Avneet
JOKEZONE - 2 days ago

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Us se pyar kr k
Meri Qismat hi jag gai
Pir 1 din aysa hova
K wo
Kamini
( ":") (":")
./) j)\. ./) )\
?..? ?..?
Jai k Sath Bhag Gai
Shayri_Star - 58 minutes ago

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Dard GairoKo sunaneKi zrurat kya h
Apne sath oro ko RulaneKi zrurat kya h
Waqt yuhi kam he Pyar k Liye
Ruth kr waqtGawane ki Zrurat kya h
Shayri_Star - 1 hour ago

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today My Birth day My no ( 9 8 8 7 3 3 5 9 2 9 ) jai Singh Rathore
Shayri_Star - 1 hour ago

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DiL k gaLiyOn mE dhunda to sunSan paya
Har mOd pE dekHa to kuch naZar na aaya
ChaLte chaLte yaad aaya
aaj k Din aapka kOi mSg naHi aaya.
Shayri_Star - 2 hours ago

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Doctor 2 Sardar
U have 206 bones in Ur body
Sardar:- tell it slowly!
Docter:- Y?
Sardar :- my Dog is outside, if it hears i am finished
JOKeSPOT - 1 hour ago

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Har Ldki Tere Liye Bekrar He,
Har Ldki Ko Bas Tera Hi Intzar He,
Ye Tera Koi Kamal Nahi, Kuch Din Bad
RAKHI
~~~?@?~~~
ka Tyohar he
JokesFlash - 14 hours ago

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World's Smallest resignation letter?
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. Respected sir, I love ur wife. Yours sincerely
@ADULTCAFE
JokesFlash - 14 hours ago

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Jungle attendence
Lion
yes sir,
Bear
yes sir,
rabbit
yes sir,
donkey donkey... donkey bete
sms baad me padh lena. Absent lag jayegi.
JokesFlash - 14 hours ago

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puri botal na sahi ek jam to ho
milna na sahi 1 salaam to ho
jinki yaad me hum bimar pade
kam se kam unhe jukam to ho
JokesFlash - 14 hours ago

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Dentist-Oye tera 1 Dant
neela kaise ho gaya Pappu-INK Laga Rkhi he Dntist-magar Q Pappu-Aaj kal
BLUETOOTH ka Zamana he @MeraSanam
JokesFlash - 14 hours ago

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What is Dracula's favorite sport? BATminton !
JokesFlash - 1 day ago

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Ramu-Inn aalu k parantho me aalu nazar nhi aa rhe H
Shyamu-Yaar naam p mat ja
Kashmiri pulav me kbhi kashmir nazar aata H kya @CRICKETFLASH
JokesFlash - 1 day ago

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Jab pyar mein haar Gye
humne socha khudkhushi kar le
Hum chale khudkhushi karne toh khayal aya
Q na 1 baar Fir try karle?
JokesFlash - 1 day ago

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1Truck Dusre Truck Ko Rassi Bandhkr Le Ja Rahi Thi Ye Dekhkr Santa Has Has K Kehne Laga: 1Rassi Le Jane K Lye Do Do Truck ?
JokesFlash - 1 day ago

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Papa-Aakalmand Insaan Murkho K
Sawalo Ka Jawab Kabhi Nahi De Skta Beta-Ji Papa
Is Liye Mai Exam Me Hamesha Fail Ho Jata Hu
JokesFlash - 2 days ago

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Apki kashish sarfarosh he
Apka nasha yu madhosh he
kya kahe tumse Ae dost Jis pagal kutte ne apko kata
Wo ab tak behosh hai
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 13 hours ago

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Plz is sms ko
itna phelao k meri
honewali BV tak pohnch jaye Janu tum kaha rehti ho
Apna address or cell No. To bata do
Mera No.98XXXXXXXX
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 1 day ago

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Plz is sms ko
itna phelao k meri
honewali BV tak pohnch jaye Janu tum kaha rehti ho
Apna address or cell No. To bata do
Mera No.98XXXXXXXX
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 1 day ago

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A very bad shayari which might even kill u
Aatma chod gayi sharir purana..
Aatma chod gayi sharir purana
Didi tera devar diwana
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 1 day ago

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FRIENDSHIP knows
no season, no time, no reason, it has a sole intention of bringing two people together to a Moment of Happiness !
:-)
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 1 day ago

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Fill the blank wth YES/NO. 1)---,Im not mentally fit! 2)---,I hav no brain! 3)---,I hav no commonsense! 4)---,I am mad
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 2 days ago

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1 Murghi Market Gai kaha-1 Anda dena.
Shop-anday ka kya krogi Murghi-Mere Pati ne kaha h
2-/Rs k Liye Tum Apna Figure Kharab Mat karo
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 2 days ago

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Wht does the computer think wen u r sitting in front of it?
Guess....... . . "Intel inside Mentel outSide"
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 2 days ago

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Apki SuRat MeRe Dil Me Aese Bass Gayi He Apki SuRat MeRe Dil Me Aese Bass Gayi He Jaise Chote Se DaRwaje Mein Bhens Phass Gayi He
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 2 days ago

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Ab incoming sms padhne ke liye milenge dher sare paise
(Registration free) Register karein:
http://mGinger.com/index.jsp?inviteId=2009541
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 2 days ago

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Sun cant come 2 earth
but sends LOVE as rays
Cloud cant come 2 river
but sents LOVE as rain
I cant come 2 u but i can snd my CARE as SMS 2 u
JOKeSPOT - 17 hours ago

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Life
vedanayum dhukhangalum niranjathanu
Pakshe thalararuth
vezhumbo enettu nilkkanam. Ennittu dhairyamayi parayanam BHAGYAM AARUM KANDILLA
JOKeSPOT - 17 hours ago

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Kothuku Kadi kond pulanja sardar kadicha kothukne veruthe vittu why? Sardar: onnumillenkilum avante njarambukalil odunnath ente chora ale
JOKeSPOT - 17 hours ago

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2 Sardar chess kalikkunnu. 1st: boradichu ini nirtham 2nd: Ok.. Enthayalum ninte kuthirayum ente anayum mathramale bakiyullu..
JOKeSPOT - 19 hours ago

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Find out the animal?
It starts with ur name and ends with my name
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KAZHUTHAPULI
JOKeSPOT - 19 hours ago

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Sardar to Doctor: 2Varsham munpu enik pani vannirunnu
Dr: Athinu ippol enth venam?
Sar: Kulikkan padilla ennu paranjirunnu. Ini kulikkamo?
JOKeSPOT - 19 hours ago

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Kandumuttanum verpiriyanum Vidhikapeta lokath swantham ennu parayan.. snehathinte ormakal mathram.. Happy friendship day.
JOKeSPOT - 1 day ago

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Every night same wishes,Let it be different this time.
Let devils guard u
Mummies dance around u
Dracula bites u
Have a fearful night
JOKeSPOT - 1 day ago

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Friendship is not a Two way road its 1 way road by 2 pple hand in hand if U ever need a hand I'm always with U... HPY FRNDSHP DAY,..
JOKeSPOT - 1 day ago

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frnds may "meet"
frnds may"scatter"
but if hearts r "loyal"
distances nvr "matter"
keep in touch so dat,
our frndship grows "better"
RAM :-)
FANNAH - 4 hours ago

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night is a nice gift
so open gift
by closing ur eyes
u wll c
the another world waiting 4 u...njoy it wth swt drmz
G..O..O..D.. N..I..G..H..T
FANNAH - 4 hours ago

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jab meri yaad aaye *MISS* kiya karo
mauko par *WISH* kiya karo
hum *NAJDIK* nhi to kya hua
*DUR* se is 9831341101 par "SMS" kiya karo
RAM
FANNAH - 4 hours ago

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Qatal Hua Mere Dil Ka,Ankho Me Sara Jahan A gaya;
Gum Is Baat Ka Nahi Ki Qatal Hua,
Gum To Is Baat Ka H Ki Katilo Me Apka B Naam A
gaya
prem4prem - 4 hours ago

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Andaz dosti ka 1 ada h,
Uske bina dosti me kya maza h.
Isliye khte hm se na ruthana kbi,
Qki dost ka ruthana b bahut badi saza h
prem4prem - 4 hours ago

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Nikalta Chand Sbko Pasand Hota He
Dubta Suraj Kon Dekhta He
Tut-ta Hua Tara Sabki Dua islie Puri Krta He
Qki Use Tutne Ka Dard Malum Hota H
prem4prem - 4 hours ago

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son:i wana tel u something
Dad:its not gud 2 talk while eating
(after eating)
Dad: now tell me
son: there was a cockroach in ur food.
BHARGAVA - 4 hours ago

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Snta ki Biwi bhaag gayi. 3 din baad wapis aayi.
Santa gusse se bola: Hun ki lain aayi ain?
Preeto: Mobile da charger bhul gayi c >Avneet
BHARGAVA - 4 hours ago

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Santa ne apni Biwi ko dost ke sath dekh dost ko goli maar di
to Wife boli apne guse pe kabu rakho varna 1 din sare dosto se hath dho bethoge
BHARGAVA - 4 hours ago

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