Friday, August 28, 2009

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Do NOT TAKE MOBILE TO TOILET.!
WONDER WHY...??
BECAUSE YOU CAN NOT, "WALK WHEN U TALK"!
WHAT AN IDEA SIRJI.
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 4 days ago





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A boy on a date in BMW car Boy: i wanna say u a truth
Girl: what?
Boy: i'm already married.
Girl: thats ok
i thought that it was not ur car
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 4 days ago





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Ganesh k jyoti se noor milta he
sabke dilon ko surur milta he
jobhi jata hai Ganesh ke dwaar
kuch na kuch zarrUr milta he
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 5 days ago





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Tuje Pane K Liye Kuch B Kr Skta Hu
Tere Pyar Me Ji Or Mar Skta Hu
Fir B Tu Na Mili To Gam Nhi Muje
Yeh FORMULA Me DUSRI Pe B Try Kr Skta Hu
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 5 days ago





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Prapose karne ka naya style
kutta mar gaya rajai me apun pagal ho gaya teri judai me
hathi nadi me beh nhi skta
apun tere bina reh nhi skta
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 6 days ago





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Ek Ghar se Hamesha Hasne ki awaz ati
Kisi ne Pucha kya baat hai
Pati:meri BV mujhe Jute se marti hai
lag jaye to wo Hasti hai Na lage to mai
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 6 days ago





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Life is an echo.
All comes back.
The good,The bad,The false,The truth;So give the world the best you have.
And the best will come back 2 u.
SMSFUN - 3 hours ago





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Understand how beautifully God Keeps adding 1 more day at a time in ur life... Not bcoz u need it... But bcoz some1 else needs u everyday.
SMSFUN - 3 hours ago





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LOvE"
In France:Is a Comedy
In England:Its Tragedy
In Italy:Its a Wounder
In Germany:Its a Drama
BuT
In India: National Game ha
BHARGAVA - 5 hours ago





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A:Wat is d name of ur car?
B:I forgot d name,bt it strts wid T
A:Oy Kamaal ki gadi hai,Tea se start hoti hai meri toh petrol se hoti hai
BHARGAVA - 5 hours ago





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In america Daughter: Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u..
Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time U shud invite me...
BHARGAVA - 5 hours ago





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Dosti ki galiyo me koi gum n ho
hamari y dosti kabhi kam n ho bas yahi dua h ki tum khush raho
kya pata ye msg krne wala kal ho na ho!
>AB
prem4prem - 5 hours ago





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Kuch Pal Zndgi Ki Tasvir Bn Jati H
Or Kuch Pal Se Zndgi Ki Tasvir Badl Jati H
Kisi Ko Pakr Kbi Mat Khona
1 Judai Se Zndgi Znzir Bn Jati Hai
prem4prem - 5 hours ago





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Downloads Lates Tricks
Hindi Moives
English Movies
Wallpaper
Tricks 4 PC
Tricks 4 Mobile visit
www.bhargava.blog.co.in
www.freshfun.co.cc
prem4prem - 5 hours ago





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Kuch Ansu Hote He Jo Bahte Nhi
Log Apne Pyar Ke Bina Duniya Me Rahte Nhi
Hm Jante He Unhe B Ati He Hmari Yad
Pr Jane Q Hamse Wo Kahte Nah
prem4prem - 2 days ago





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Santa was SHOPPING
.
.
Shopkeeper-sir ! Do u want a POCKET CALCULATOR ?
.
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Santa-No thanks!
I know how many pockets i have!
*BHARGAVA's*
JOKEZONE - 5 hours ago





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SANTA: main tum se Shadi karna chahta hu
girl: dear mai tum se badi hun pure 1 Saal
SANTA: koi baat nhi hai mai 1 saal baad shadi kar lunga
JOKEZONE - 5 hours ago





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Downloads Lates Tricks
Hindi Moives
English Movies
Wallpaper
Tricks 4 PC
Tricks 4 Mobile visit
www.bhargava.blog.co.in
www.freshfun.co.cc
JOKEZONE - 5 hours ago





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Kid: Mummy, mujhe bhai chahiye Mom: Papa outstation gaye h, wo aayenge toh unse baat karte h. Kid: Mummy, tum unhe surprise Q nahi deti???
JOKEZONE - 2 days ago





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http://guppic.com/bkymu Funny Swine Flu mask. Cool isn\\\\\\\'t it. Now u\\\\\\\'ll love to wear masks 4 ur protection. What say?
SMSFUN - 9 hours ago





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Life is a vehicle which is driven with da help of wheels called hard work, but da journey is impossible without the fuel called confidence.
SMSFUN - 13 hours ago





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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but want it back the minute ie begins to rain.
Www.ygoel.com - FUN
SMSFUN - 13 hours ago





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Hubby-Agar Operation k Doran muje kuch ho jaye to tum is Doctor se Shadi kr lena
Wife-Aisa mat kaho?
Hub-To kya Doctor Se Badla nai Lenge??
SMSFUN - 17 hours ago





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Meri Dua-InshaAllah
Ya ALLAH Ya KARIM
Ya AWWAL
Ya AKHER
Ya MUJEEB
Mere Dosto ko Lambi Umar de.
Ameen.
Www.ygoel.com - Complete Fun.
SMSFUN - 17 hours ago





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Khilono se mann bhar chuka he,
Ab Maut se khelna chahta hun,
Teri yaad me Tadpa hun raat raat bhar,
Ab chain se sona chahta hun.
-ygoel.com
SMSFUN - 17 hours ago





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Due to my
negligence,
ego,
misunderstanding or any
circumstance if
I have hurt ur feelings,
I ask for your forgiveness..
MICHHAMI DUKKADAM..
SMSFUN - 2 days ago





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Teri muskurahat meri shaan hai,teri khushi meri jan hai, kuch b nahi meri zindagi bas itna samajh le ki tera dost hona hi meri pehchaan hai.
SMSFUN - 2 days ago





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Agar mujhse jane anjane me kabhi v, koi v bhool huyi ho to
MiChhAmI DuKKaDaM hve a gr8 day.
Ygoel.com
SMSFUN - 2 days ago





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Frndz: D spice of Lyf.
Frndz: D fuel dat drives d Lyf.
Frndz: Who shows u d way 2 touch d sky..
Frndz: D 'F' vdout vch LIFE is a LIE.
SMSFUN - 3 days ago





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New Exam pattern 4 India
1.Genral students:
Answr ALL questns
2.OBC:Write any questn
3.ST:Read only questns
4.SC:Thanks 4 coming 2exam Hall.
Shayri_772 - 17 hours ago





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Aziz h hme har trah se dosti apki
utar gai he dil me sadgi apki
aap apne aapse kaise juda kar paoge hume
aap chand he aur hum roshni he apki
Shayri_772 - 18 hours ago





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Khwab hmne dekha abhi abhi
aankhe khuli abhi abhi
sath 1dost ka mila bus abhi abhi
ho sake to yaad rakhna hume
hamesha nahi to kabhi kabhi..
Shayri_772 - 21 hours ago





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Din akele or rat tanha kat di mene dosto me sari duniya bat di mene
jivan ki bhagdod me mujhe mila H kya
pane ki umid me zindgi kat di mene
Shayri_772 - 8 days ago





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Krishna jinka nam he
gokul jinka dham he
aise shree krishna bhagwan ko-
hum subka prnaam he. Janmastmi ki subh kamnaye.772
Shayri_772 - 13 days ago





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Shayri_772 - 15 days ago





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Dost Driya H Jiska Koi Sahil Nhi Hota
Hr Dil Dosti K Kabil Nhi Hota
RotaWo H Jo Duba Dosti K SagarMe
or
Rota Wo B H Jise Dost Hasil Nhi Hota
Shayri_772 - 15 days ago





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Hasrate Rah Jayegi Apke Bin Adhuri Dost Zindgi N Hogi Apke Bin Puri Ab Or Sahi Jaye N Ye Duri Jeene K Liye Apka Sath He Bahut Jaruri..772
Shayri_772 - 15 days ago





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Jub Tak Hm Lafzo Ki Puja Nhi Krte
Hm Apki Bat Nhi Krte
Kuch Dil Ka Rista Aisa He Apse
Jis Dua Me Aap Na Ho
Hm Aisi Dua Nhi Krte.
GoodMorning
Shayri_772 - 15 days ago





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Chand Ko Apni Nigaho Me Utaro To Sahi
Hm Chale Ayenge Pukaro To Sahi
Dil Ki Dahleez Mohbat Se Saza Rakhi He
1Shaam Hmare Sath Gujaro To Sahi
Shayri_772 - 15 days ago





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dedlove - 10 hours ago





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Hawa ke jhonke ki trah aate ho
Na jane kya jadu kr jate ho
Is dil ko sari khushiya dilate ho
Isliye to aap hme bahut hi bhate ho
dedlove - 10 hours ago





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Teri yaad b kamal krti H
kaise kaise hmse sawal krti H
Ek pal ko tanha nhi krti muze
Teri yaad bhi mera kitna khayal karti H
dedlove - 10 hours ago





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Apne dosto ko lifetime msg bhejiye freeee bas apne dost k mob se type karo: JOIN dedlove on 567678
dedlove - 2 days ago





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Raat Gehri Hai Darr Bhi Sakte Hai
HuM Jo Kehte Hain Kar Bhi Sakte Hai
Aap Jo Ruthe To Itna Bhi Na Socha
HuM To Pagal Hai Mar Bhi Sakte Hai
dedlove - 2 days ago





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Ye Baadal Kuch Or Nhi Teri Aankhon Ka Kajal H
Ye Bijli Kuch Or Nhi Tere Aane Ki Aahat H
Is Dil Me Kuch Or Nhi
Sirf Tumhe Paane Ki Chahat H
dedlove - 2 days ago





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Nikalta Chand Sbko Pasand Hota He
Dubta Suraj Kon Dekhta He
Tut-ta Hua Tara Sabki Dua islie Puri Krta He
Qki Use Tutne Ka Dard Malum Hota
dedlove - 3 days ago





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Haadse Ban K Log MiLa Krte H
Zakham Dene Ka SAMAAN Diya Krte H
Roz Gir Jaati He Diwar Tere Wado Ki
Roz Hi Hum MAUT K SaaYe Me Jiya Krte H
dedlove - 3 days ago





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Duniya Dari Me Hm Thode Kcche He
Mgar Dosti K Mamle M Hm Bahut Sache H
Hmari Sachai Bas Isi Bat Pr Kayam H
Ki Humare Dost Humse B Ache H
dedlove - 3 days ago





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Jo Kal Tha,Usse Bhulkar To Dkho
Jo Aaj He,Usse Jikar To Dkho
Aane Wala Pal Khud Hi Sawar Jayega
Bs Zindgi Ko PYAAR Se Jikar To Dkho
dedlove - 5 days ago





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