A boy on a date in BMW car Boy: i wanna say u a truth Girl: what? Boy: i'm already married. Girl: thats ok i thought that it was not ur car RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 4 days ago
Tuje Pane K Liye Kuch B Kr Skta Hu Tere Pyar Me Ji Or Mar Skta Hu Fir B Tu Na Mili To Gam Nhi Muje Yeh FORMULA Me DUSRI Pe B Try Kr Skta Hu RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 5 days ago
Prapose karne ka naya style kutta mar gaya rajai me apun pagal ho gaya teri judai me hathi nadi me beh nhi skta apun tere bina reh nhi skta RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 6 days ago
Ek Ghar se Hamesha Hasne ki awaz ati Kisi ne Pucha kya baat hai Pati:meri BV mujhe Jute se marti hai lag jaye to wo Hasti hai Na lage to mai RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 6 days ago
Life is an echo. All comes back. The good,The bad,The false,The truth;So give the world the best you have. And the best will come back 2 u. SMSFUN - 3 hours ago
Understand how beautifully God Keeps adding 1 more day at a time in ur life... Not bcoz u need it... But bcoz some1 else needs u everyday. SMSFUN - 3 hours ago
A:Wat is d name of ur car? B:I forgot d name,bt it strts wid T A:Oy Kamaal ki gadi hai,Tea se start hoti hai meri toh petrol se hoti hai BHARGAVA - 5 hours ago
In america Daughter: Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u.. Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time U shud invite me... BHARGAVA - 5 hours ago
Dosti ki galiyo me koi gum n ho hamari y dosti kabhi kam n ho bas yahi dua h ki tum khush raho kya pata ye msg krne wala kal ho na ho! >AB prem4prem - 5 hours ago
Kuch Pal Zndgi Ki Tasvir Bn Jati H Or Kuch Pal Se Zndgi Ki Tasvir Badl Jati H Kisi Ko Pakr Kbi Mat Khona 1 Judai Se Zndgi Znzir Bn Jati Hai prem4prem - 5 hours ago
Kuch Ansu Hote He Jo Bahte Nhi Log Apne Pyar Ke Bina Duniya Me Rahte Nhi Hm Jante He Unhe B Ati He Hmari Yad Pr Jane Q Hamse Wo Kahte Nah prem4prem - 2 days ago
Santa was SHOPPING . . Shopkeeper-sir ! Do u want a POCKET CALCULATOR ? . . Santa-No thanks! I know how many pockets i have! *BHARGAVA's* JOKEZONE - 5 hours ago
SANTA: main tum se Shadi karna chahta hu girl: dear mai tum se badi hun pure 1 Saal SANTA: koi baat nhi hai mai 1 saal baad shadi kar lunga JOKEZONE - 5 hours ago
Kid: Mummy, mujhe bhai chahiye Mom: Papa outstation gaye h, wo aayenge toh unse baat karte h. Kid: Mummy, tum unhe surprise Q nahi deti??? JOKEZONE - 2 days ago
Life is a vehicle which is driven with da help of wheels called hard work, but da journey is impossible without the fuel called confidence. SMSFUN - 13 hours ago
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but want it back the minute ie begins to rain. Www.ygoel.com - FUN SMSFUN - 13 hours ago
Hubby-Agar Operation k Doran muje kuch ho jaye to tum is Doctor se Shadi kr lena Wife-Aisa mat kaho? Hub-To kya Doctor Se Badla nai Lenge?? SMSFUN - 17 hours ago
Meri Dua-InshaAllah Ya ALLAH Ya KARIM Ya AWWAL Ya AKHER Ya MUJEEB Mere Dosto ko Lambi Umar de. Ameen. Www.ygoel.com - Complete Fun. SMSFUN - 17 hours ago
Khilono se mann bhar chuka he, Ab Maut se khelna chahta hun, Teri yaad me Tadpa hun raat raat bhar, Ab chain se sona chahta hun. -ygoel.com SMSFUN - 17 hours ago
Due to my negligence, ego, misunderstanding or any circumstance if I have hurt ur feelings, I ask for your forgiveness.. MICHHAMI DUKKADAM.. SMSFUN - 2 days ago
Teri muskurahat meri shaan hai,teri khushi meri jan hai, kuch b nahi meri zindagi bas itna samajh le ki tera dost hona hi meri pehchaan hai. SMSFUN - 2 days ago
Frndz: D spice of Lyf. Frndz: D fuel dat drives d Lyf. Frndz: Who shows u d way 2 touch d sky.. Frndz: D 'F' vdout vch LIFE is a LIE. SMSFUN - 3 days ago
New Exam pattern 4 India 1.Genral students: Answr ALL questns 2.OBC:Write any questn 3.ST:Read only questns 4.SC:Thanks 4 coming 2exam Hall. Shayri_772 - 17 hours ago
Aziz h hme har trah se dosti apki utar gai he dil me sadgi apki aap apne aapse kaise juda kar paoge hume aap chand he aur hum roshni he apki Shayri_772 - 18 hours ago
Khwab hmne dekha abhi abhi aankhe khuli abhi abhi sath 1dost ka mila bus abhi abhi ho sake to yaad rakhna hume hamesha nahi to kabhi kabhi.. Shayri_772 - 21 hours ago
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Dost Driya H Jiska Koi Sahil Nhi Hota Hr Dil Dosti K Kabil Nhi Hota RotaWo H Jo Duba Dosti K SagarMe or Rota Wo B H Jise Dost Hasil Nhi Hota Shayri_772 - 15 days ago
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Jub Tak Hm Lafzo Ki Puja Nhi Krte Hm Apki Bat Nhi Krte Kuch Dil Ka Rista Aisa He Apse Jis Dua Me Aap Na Ho Hm Aisi Dua Nhi Krte. GoodMorning Shayri_772 - 15 days ago
Chand Ko Apni Nigaho Me Utaro To Sahi Hm Chale Ayenge Pukaro To Sahi Dil Ki Dahleez Mohbat Se Saza Rakhi He 1Shaam Hmare Sath Gujaro To Sahi Shayri_772 - 15 days ago
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