Friday, October 02, 2009

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Bikhar Gayi H Khushiya Sajane Ko Koi Nhi Sab Kho Diya Ab Khone Ko Koi Nhi A Khuda Muje Abhi Na Bula Meri Maut Pe Rone Ko Koi Nhi @MYFAN
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Santa ped k upar ulta latka huya tha BAnta:tu ped par kyo latka hai SAnta:Sar dard ki goli khayi thi, kahi pet me na chali jaye isliye
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 20 hours ago





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Agar aap kisi Ladki ko kahe
I LUV U
Or Wo aap ko kiss kar Ke apna mob numbr De de
to Aap Iss ko kya kahoge "KHWAAB" -++GOMZIE++-
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 20 hours ago





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PAISA
aayega jayega
SUKH
aayega jayega
CHINTA
aayegi jayegi
PYAR
aayega jayega,
LEKIN
is DOST ka
SMS
To
aayega
hi
aayega > > GOMZIE < <
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 20 hours ago





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Jo marzi Shakal banalo
('_')smiling
(!.!)crying
(';')angry
(':')bored
('-')proud
('o')hungry
(",)happy
('?')confusd NAHANA to padega Hi..
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 1 day ago





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Bank Lutne K bad Daku Clerk se:"Tumne Muje dekha" Clerk:YES. Daku:Shoot him. Fir Santa se: Tumne Santa: Nahi
meri BB ne dekha he...
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 2 days ago





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Acha Dost kitni Hi Baar Kyun Na Rooth Jaye use
Mana Lena Chaiye Qki
Wo Dusht Kamina aap k saare Raazz Janta hai
telecast Kar dega
>GauRav
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 3 days ago





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1 day I read Smoking is Bad
I Stopped Smoking
1 day I read Drinking is Bad
I Stopped Drinking
1 day I read Kissing is Bad I Stopped Reading
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 4 days ago





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May this Dassera,
light up for you.
The hopes of Happy times,
And dreams for a year full of smiles!
Wish you Happy Dassera.
:)
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 4 days ago





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A Dr and Santa loved same girl, Santa started giving an apple to the girl everyday
Dr. y?
Santa-An apple a day keeps the Dr. away
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 4 days ago





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Sachin Tendulkar failed in Xth std
in 1988
But now in 2009 Maharashtra-Xth std
1st chapter is about Sachin Tendulkar
Life is unpredictable
JOKeSPOT - 35 minutes ago





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HEART said to EYES dont see more bcoz u see and i suffer . EYES said to HEART dont think more bcoz u feel and i cry that is "RELATIONSHIP"
JOKeSPOT - 36 minutes ago





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Orikkal kandumutti palanal punchirichu 1nal piriyumbol Manassariyathe vedhanikunnu
Nashtapedam but pranayikadhirikarudh.That's true relation
JOKeSPOT - 1 hour ago





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Sadya unnunna sardarviyarkunnathukanda Suplier: "Fan Idatte"?Sardar: ..;ee Ilayudethumbathu leshamittoloo.!
JOKeSPOT - 1 hour ago





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HUSBAND WIFE se:
"HATA Lo Chehre Se Ye Zulfe
A Jaane-E-Tamanna Kasam SE
Agli Baar"Khaane" Me Baal AAYA to Sajni se Gajni bana Dunga
@Myfan
JOKEZONE - 10 minutes ago





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Aapne Wallet se 1000 ka Note Nikalo
GandhiJi ka Photo dekh kar Bolo "Happy Birthday Bapu"
Wo Note Le kar Yaha aao
Birthday Celebrate karnge.
JOKEZONE - 7 hours ago





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kuch rishte anjane me ban jate h
pehle dil fir zindgi se jud jate h
kehte he ush daur ko dosti
jisme dilse dil najane kb mil jate h
@Myfan
prem4prem - 17 minutes ago





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Hmne Baati H Tanhaiyo Se Bate Aksar
DilKo Tadpati H Apki Yade Aksar
Haal Khna KisiSe Mumkin Hi Nhi
Tumare Khwabo Me Gujrti H Meri Rate Aksar
prem4prem - 1 day ago





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Mann mein sabka armaan nahi hota,
Har koyi Dil ka mehmaan nahi hota,
Par jo ek baar dil me sama jaye,
Use bhulakar jeena aasaan nahi Hota.
prem4prem - 2 days ago





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Lekar dil vapas kiya nai jata Yun nazuk dil ko jakham diya nai jata Sachmuch ye dunia zalim hai Pyar hai phir bhi apse jataya nai jata.
prem4prem - 2 days ago





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Har aahat hmra ehsas dilaigi, hawaye hmra kissa dohraige hum itna pyar bhar dege apk DIL me, ki n cahte hue b (';') apko hamari yad aaigi
Shayri_Star - 48 minutes ago





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Ret Ki Jarurt Har Registan Ko Hoti H
Sitaro Ki Jarurat Hr asman Ko Hoti H
ap Hume bhul Mat Jana
QKi Sache DostKi Jarurat hr insanko hoti
Shayri_Star - 1 hour ago





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Aise nhi tume chodege hum
u nhi zindgi se rista todege hum
ab mot b na juda kar payegi hume
jaha teri sanse khatm waha apni saans jodege hum
Shayri_Star - 4 hours ago





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Ek patni har janam me vahi pati kyu chahti hai? ? ? ? kyuki apne pati ko sudhaarne me lagi uski mehnat bekaar naa Jaaye.
@DDLJ143
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Santaji kya aap ko kisise pyar hua tha?
Ha lekine wo manti hi nahi.
Wo kya bolti hai
wo bolti hai I L U 2 ab ye dusara kaun hai?
BHARGAVA - 12 minutes ago





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Santa Ki Maa ki Tabiyat Kharab Thi,
Hospital Gaye To Dr. Ne Kaha ki TEST honge.
SANTA:-Inaki Umar Zyada Hai.TEST Nahi 1 Day Ya T-20 Karwa Lo
BHARGAVA - 2 days ago





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Santa to doctor
mujko 1problem he
Dr-kya
Snta-baat karte waqt admi dikhai nahi deta
Dr-Eisa kab hota he
Snta-phone karte waqt :-)
BHARGAVA - 2 days ago





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2 Mendak Baithe the.
1 Bola- Tarr
2sra Bola Tarr
1 fir Bola Tarr
2sra Fir Bola Tarr
1 Bola Farr
to 2sra Bola yaar tu Topic mat change
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My frEndShip is
nOt a mOOn,
nOt a sUn,
nOt a stAr,
bEcOs thEy alL DisSapEaR..
My frNdShip iS likE SKy..
wHiCh wiLl bE alWaYs wAtChiNg OvEr u
JOKeSPOT - 39 minutes ago





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HEART said to EYES dont see more bcoz u see and i suffer . EYES said to HEART dont think more bcoz u feel and i cry that is "RELATIONSHIP"
JOKeSPOT - 57 minutes ago





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Best Grammar Misuse: Students seeing a monkey outside the window. Teacher:how dare r u seeing the monkey outside when i am inside d clas..
JOKeSPOT - 1 hour ago





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Wn he was young,he gav his energy wn he was old he gave blood2 our country INDIA
D soul f dis land Rmmbr d day
Oct2 Rmmbr d name GANDHI
JOKeSPOT - 2 hours ago





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Its day 2value a spcl prsn
Prsn who is d cause of our nation
Who taught world d lesson of non-violnce
Its Mahatma Gandhi, d Fathr of Nation!
DDLJ143 - 2 hours ago





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The Biggest Suspense Of Life is:
We Know 4 Whom We Are Praying But
"We Never Knw D Person Who Is Praying 4 Us"
May Happiness be yours 4ever.
DDLJ143 - 10 hours ago





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Kal Rat Akhose 1 Ansu Nikal Aya
Maine Pucha Tu Bahar Q Aya
Usne Kaha Koi Teri Akho Me Itna Samaya H
K Me Chahkar B Apni Jagah Bana Nhi Paya.
DDLJ143 - 10 hours ago





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For Rocking next Generation msgs,
send-
JOIN SMS_INDIA
to 9219592195
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For Dard-e-Dil Shayaries n GPRS Tricks
send-
JOIN PRABU
to 9219592195
DDLJ143 - 11 hours ago





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Bikhar Gayi H Khushiya Sajane Ko Koi Nhi Sab Kho Diya Ab Khone Ko Koi Nhi A Khuda Muje Abhi Na Bula Meri Maut Pe Rone Ko Koi Nhi @MYFAN
DDLJ143 - 13 hours ago





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D mind of a True frnz is like d lines of a Railway track,
they never meet they never cross.
Bt they always go a long way 2GETHER.
JOIN LvMSG
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Saari raah me kaante hi kante hai,
Kuch phool aap hi bicha dijiye
Jaage hai bahut uth-2 ker Raato mein
Ab chain ki neend aap hi sula dijiye.
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YE ARZ NAHI K TUJKO BHULAYE HUM.
NA TAMANNA HE TUJE RULAE HUM.
PAR DUA HE RABSE TUJHKO JITNA YAD KARTE HAIN,
TUJHKO UTNA YAD AYE HUM.
@LvMSG
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YE ARZ NAHI K TUJKO BHULAYE HUM.
NA TAMANNA HE TUJE RULAE HUM.
PAR DUA HE RABSE TUJKO JITNA YAD KARTE HAI
TUJKO UTNA YAD AYE HUM.
JOIN LvMSG
DDLJ143 - 2 days ago





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kuch rishte anjane me ban jate hai
pehle dil fir zindgi se jud jate hai
kehte he ush daur ko dosti
jisme dilse dil najane kb mil jate hai..
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 57 minutes ago





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Muskrahat Chehre ki shan
Muskrahat DostiKa paigam
Muskrahat DostiKi phchan
Muskrahat khushiyo ki jaan
or ab
muskurate hue"DOST"ko mera SALAM
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 9 hours ago





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Tune Hame Thukra Diya
Nafrat Ho GaYi Humne Apne hi Zameer Se
Ab Khushiya Hame Haasil Nahi
Jab Jakad Diya Tune hume Gamo ki Zanjir Se
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 13 hours ago





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Kub Unki Palko Se Izhaar Hoga.
Dil K Kisi Kone Me Humare Liye Pyar Hoga,
Gujarti He Raat Unki Yaad Me
Kub Unko B Humara Intezaar Hoga
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 22 hours ago





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Ho Gai He Ab To Black Black Night Ab band B kr do White white Light Swt Swt Sapno ki Pakr lo Tum FLIGHT
Oh! My Dear Good Good Night
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 1 day ago





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Mann mein sabka armaan nahi hota,
Har koyi Dil ka mehmaan nahi hota,
Par jo ek baar dil me sama jaye,
Use bhulakar jeena aasaan nahi Hota.
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 1 day ago





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Waqt ki Raftar Ruk Gayi Hoti,
Sharm Se Aakhe Jhuk Gayi Hoti;
Agar DARD Janti Shama Parwane ka,To jalne se pehle Hi BUJH gayi hoti.
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 2 days ago





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Dil mein dua ankho me umeed
hotho mein tera naam
gujre mera jeevan tere charno me subah aur sham. Bolo aum sai ram
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Ek achha dost agar 100 baar roothe to use 100 baar manao, kyunki keemti motiyon ki maala jitni baar bhi toote use pirona hi padta hai..
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