Tuesday, September 29, 2009

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Akele rehna bhi kya dard hai kisi ko pakar khona bhi kya dard hai. Chhin Leti hai duniya usiko tumse Jiske bina jina sabse bada dard hai.
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Ma ki jyoti se nur milta hai.Sabke dilo ka surur milta hai.Jo bhi jata hai mata ke dwar, Use kuch na kuch jarur milta hai! Happy durga Puja!
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It is the things in common that make relationships enjoyable, but it is the little differences that make them interesting. -Todd Ruthman.
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You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet...
you are like you...
and that"s the reason why I love you! >Avneet
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Aap ki Hansti hui Zindagi ki raho me~
Hazaro Phool Lutati hui Bahar aaye
Chalo to sitare Nisar ho Tum par~
Hanso to Phoolo Ko b Pyar aaye~
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dushera ka ye pyara tyohar
jeewan me laye khusiya apar
sri ram ji kare aapke ghar sukh ki barsat
subh kamna meri kare sweekar
happy dushera
prem4prem - 1 day ago





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Letter for you.
_________
@(________(@
@(________(@ please open it ! @=========@
) "Happy" )
( "Dasara" )
>Avneet
Bhargava
prem4prem - 1 day ago





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Jab bhi Karib aata Hu Batane K Liye
Zindagi Dur Rakti Hai Satane K Liye
Mehfilo Ki Shan Na Samjna Mujhe
Mai To Hasta Hu Gum Chupane k liye
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People vanish, people die.
People laugh, people cry.
Some give up, some try.
Some say hi, some say bye.
Others may 4get you but never will I
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Na kisi shayar ka kalaam hai
Na kisi maikhane ka Jaam hai
logo mein ye charcha aam hai
Jo lakhon ki Jaan hai
"Avneet Bhargava"
uska naam hai
prem4prem - 1 day ago





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Hum Jante Hai Ki Ye Khwab Jhute Hai,
Aur Ye Khushiya Adhuri Hai
Magar Jinda Rehne Ke Liye Mere Dosto
Kuchh Galat Fehmiyan Bhi Jaruri Hai
prem4prem - 2 days ago





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Udas Lamho Ka Na Malal Rakhna,
Tufan Me Bhi Wajud Sambhal Kar Rakhna,
Kisi Ke Lia Sharte Zindagi Ho Tum
Kisi Ki Khatir Apna Khayal Rakhna
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Tu chand hai sharmaya na kr
Phool se chehre ko murjhaya na kr
Jab tak ham zinda hai tere dost ban kr
Tab tak kisi b baat se ghabraya na Kr
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses.Now,if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it? Stu:Obviously it is the past tense.
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Khas Aapke Liye
Jokes Or Shayri Ka Mixture JOIN RomanceCafe
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SON: Dad, Apko to Cancer h Par Apne Sbko AIDS Kyu batate ho-?
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DAD: Taki Mere Marne K baad Teri Maa ko Koi Hath Na Lagaye
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Tinku 2 santa: papa 5+5 kitne hote hai?
Santa: Ullu de pathe,gadhe, idiot, nalayak, Besharam,
tuje kuch ni aata, ja andar se Calculatr
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Today is
HAPPY dushera
After 19 dys
HAPPY DIWALI
After 87 dys
HAPPY X-MAS
After 94 dys
HAPPY NEW YEAR
i m d 1st wisher
4 all,
>Avneet
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago





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Waiter gives bill 2 Santa
Santa: Take this card.
Waiter:But sir,
this is Ration card.
Santa: So what?
u hav written there-ALL CARDS ACCEPTED
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Judge- TUm Par Cycle Chori Ka Elzaam Sabit Nai Hua HAI
Lihaza Tumko Baa-Izzat Bari Kiya Jata HAI
sANTA - Iska Matlab Mai Wo Cycle Rakh Lu.
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Santa=Arz Kiya Hai. Banta=Irshad Irshad. Santa=Arz Kiya Hai. Banta=Irshad... Santa=Abe Kutte Bolne To De. Banta=Wah....Wah. >Avneet
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago





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Munna:ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi
kyu rehte hei??
Circuit: Simple hai
BHAI, Royenge to note geeela ho jayenga na.
@perm4prem
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Teachar- Jo sun na sake use kya kahenge?
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? Santa- Use kutta, Kamina kuch b keh do, Wo thodi sunega!
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Acha Dost kitni Hi Baar Kyun Na Rooth Jaye use
Mana Lena Chaiye Qki
Wo Dusht Kamina aap k saare Raazz Janta hai
telecast Kar dega
>Avneet
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Santa- Tu office me to bada sher bana ghumta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai tujhe?
Banta- Hota to sher hi hoon par DURGA sawar ho jaati hai
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Jaise RAM ne RAWAN ko sanhara,
Burai ko Achhai se sanwara,
Aise hi chalo aap such k raste,
Yahi hi chhota sa sandesh humara.
Happy Dashehra.
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no. -
Happy Dushara
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1 day I read Smoking is Bad
I Stop Smoking!
1 day I read Drinking is Bad
I Stop Drinking!
1 day I read Kissing is Bad I Stopped Reading
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago





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EXAMINER to Pappu-Ye batao suraj kaha se nikalta he aur kaha dubta hai?
Pappu-Hum tera baap ke nokar hai?
Ye Tumhara mamla ha Khud Pada Karo
JOKEZONE - 2 days ago





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1parinde Ka Dard Bhara Fasana Tha
Tute Hue Pankh Or Udte Hue Jana Tha
Tufan To Jhel Gya
Par Hua 1Afsos
Wahi Dal Tuti Jispe Uska Asiyana Tha
Shayri_Star - 2 hours ago





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Koi Hmari Tarah Hasaye To Bata Dena
Koi Hmari Tarah Sataye To Bata Dena
Pyar To Apse Koi Bi Kar Lega
Koi Hmari Tarh Nibhaye To Bata Dena
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Apki Har Khata Manjur He
Apka Har Shikwa Kabul He
Nhi Jante He Kya Rista He Apse
Par Jo B He Wo Tahe Dil Se Manjur He
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Ram Ji Ka Hath Ho
Sita Ma Ka Sath Ho
Hanuman Ji Ka Niwas Ho
Aur Ram Ji Ke
Ashirwad Se Aapke Jeevan Mai Prakash Hi Prakash Ho
Happy Duss
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Apki Har Khata Manjur He
Apka Har Shikwa Kabul He
Nhi Jante He Kya Rista He Apse
Par Jo B He Wo Tahe Dil Se Manjur He
@Shayri_Star
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Aaj H Kal N Jane Kaha Jayenge,
Hm Wo Parinde H Jo Aasma Me Kho Jayenge,
Dilo Ki Dor Se Ese Na Bandho Hme,
Kal Na Honge To Aansu Nikal Aaynge
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Pyar Ki Wo Misal Banayege Hum
Aankhe Band Karoge To Nazar Aayege Hum
Bhar Dege Itna PYAR DilMe Ki
Khud Se Pehle Yad Ayege Hum.
jai.....
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Thodi h sahi mgr 1 yad to h
Kuch to sahi mgr koi bat to hAI
N soch kr b hm kisi ko sochte hAI
Nigaho se dur hi sahi pr koi dil k pas to hAI
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Parwane ko jaise shama ka didar chahiye
Bqarar dilko jaise qarar chahiye
Khushbu jese deti h gul ko zindgi
Waise hi humko aapka pyar chahiye
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Kuch Log zindgi me Dukh pate He
Zindgi kitni Anmol Hai ye bhul Jate He
Zindagi Jina Gulab Se sikho
Jo khud tutkar 2 Dilo ko Mila Jate H
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Kanjus Apne Baccho Se -
Jo Raat Ko Khana Nahi Khayega,Use 5Rs Dunga Bache 5-5 Rs Le Kar So Gae Subah Bola Jo 5Rs Dega Use Khana Milega
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Meri Dukh Bhari Kahani Suno ?? u?w9?? t?i?i ?ine??iu @:(fa?
.?!:?ju? #*w jtn?i? ji??f ??.(!a ?e?7i Dekha Tum B Mere Jajbat Nai Samajte
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suna hai ishq may logo ki neend ur jati -2 aray kambhakt koi mujh say ishq kar lay mujhe neend bhut aati hai
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Hello namskar aadab
The sms starts... Padh liya
Wah apki speed to badi acchi he
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@@ Aise Kya Dekh Rahe Ho. 500 gm Garam JALEBI DESERA ke lia Bheji He
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