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Santa-jab me chhota baccha tha na tab me Samundar me gir gaya tha..
Banta-phir tu kaise nikla.?
Santa-arre bewakuf Geela hokar aur kaise..
JOKEZONE - 1 hour ago

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Santa Marte WaqtTumhare Ghr 10 lakh ka
daka maine dalwaya tha
0r 50 lakh ki chori b mene hi krai thi BantaTumhe Zehar bi Maine diya he
>AB
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1 ladke ne 1 ladki ko dekh kar arz kiya
Tere smile me kya chamk h
tere smile me kya chamk h
wo muskura k boli-MERE TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK hai
JOKEZONE - 1 hour ago

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SMS 1bimari he jo waqt ko barbad karti he
Aao mil k kasam khaye k ye bimari khatam krenge
Ek Call roz tum kro
baki sare Miss Calls hum krnge
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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Wo kehte he ki 'Unnki biwi Swarg ki Apsara he
Humne kaha.. bahut khush naseeb ho
BAHUT LOGO KI toh abhi b zinda aur Jaan leva hai
>Avneet
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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Santa was thinking Wife:Kya soch rahe ho
Santa:Ye STAR PLUS walon ko pata kaise chalta h
Wife:Kya? Santa:Aap dekh rahe h STAR PLUS
>AB
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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Barso K baad Hoti h Mulaqat
Fir be Rehti hai Dil Me Dil Ki baat
Nazro se Karna Padta h Pyar
Par Nazar Milane k liye b Karna Padta hai Intzar
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Meri Chahat Ka Andaja Jo Tum Lagaoge
Ise Sagar Ki Tarah Paoge
Agar Meri Chahat Ko Tum Thukraoge
Zindgi Bhar Mere Liye Tadapte Rah Jaoge
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1din aisa b koi silsila ho jayega,Jis taraf chaloge raasta ho jayega,suno is qadar dooriya achi nai,Is trah to rafta rafta fasla ho jayega.
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Jindgi Guzr Jye Par Pyar Kam N Ho
Yad Rkhna Hme Chahe Pas Hm N Ho
QayamatTak Chalta Rhe Dosti Ka Sfar
Dua Krna Rab Se Ye Rista Kbi Kam N Ho!
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Hasi k raste pe chala karo,Khushion k mahek liya karo,'PYAR' se 'DILO' ko chuwa karo,jaha tumhe gum nazar aaye.
'HUM'
Ko,yaad kiya karo.
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Pyar se pyari koi majburi nhi hoti
kami apno ki kbhi puri nai hoti
dilon ka juda hona 1 alag baat h
nazron se dur hona koi duri nai hoti
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Samet lo sitaro ko apne haatho me
bahut dur tak raat hi raat hogi
musafir hai hum Bhi
Musafir ho tum Bhi
kahin na kahi to mulakat hogi.
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HasnaA aur HasanA to FitraT h hamari.
Hr koi KhusH Rhe y ChahaT h hamri.
Bhale hi koi humko MSG na kare
Har ek ko MSG karna aadat H hamari
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Jane kese khaTam hoga lamha ye intzar Ka
jane kab ayega Wo mausam bahar Ka
har pal Rahegi tere Aneki umid
bas tutne Na Dena ye rista pyar Ka
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Teri TAQDIR se meri taqdir bana de
mere HAATHO me tu apni LAKIR bana de
Me rahu Na RAHU tere pass
bas apne dil ki mere DIL ME tasvir bana de
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Taqdir k aine me meri tasvir kho gayi
Aaj hamesha k liye meri rooh so gyi
Mohbat karke kya paya maine
Wo kal meri thi aaj kisi aur ki ho gyi
prem4prem - 33 days ago

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Woh Nafrat B Karte Hai Pyar K Liye
Inkar B Karte Hai Ikrar K Liye
Ajib Hote Hai Ye Ishq Karne wale
ANKHEIN Band B Karte Hai,To DIDAR K LIye
prem4prem - 33 days ago

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EhsasTera Hone ka Jispal Nahi Hota
Sanso ka Silsila Mukamal Nahi Hota
Zindgi Itni KhubSurat Na Hoti
Jo Tumse Milne ka Intezar nahi Hota
>AB
prem4prem - 33 days ago

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Mohabat ki h tumse wafa bi karnge, Chahat ka haq tumpe ada bi karnge, Chal k pyar ki raho par, Mile manzil,yeh khuda se dua bi karnge
prem4prem - 33 days ago

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Rishto Me Duria Mit Jayngi
Ehsas Ki Dunia Simat Jaygi
Hamko Yad Kar K Hi Palak Band Karna
Fir Sari Umar Apki Hasin Khawabo Me Kat Jaygi.
>AB
prem4prem - 34 days ago

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Likh sakte kisi ki taqdeer agar hm,
teri taqdeer mein har khushi likh dete,
jo mod tujhe kaamyaabi dilaye,
har lakir ko us taraf mod dete
prem4prem - 34 days ago

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Tum udas udas se lagte ho.
Koi tarkeeb batao manane ki Main zindagi girvi rakh skta hun,
Tum qeemat batao Muskurane ki.
Love u Dear
>Avneet
prem4prem - 34 days ago

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Ye Jo Meri Aankho Se Lali Nahi Jati,
Teri Yaad Se Koi Raat Khali Nhi Jati, Tu Jan b Mange Has K De Du,
Teri Koi Bat Mujse Taali Nahi Jati.
prem4prem - 35 days ago

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Phool Hote Teri Raho me Bich Jate Hum
gam Hote Tujhe Kabhi Na Satate Hum
Ye or baat hai tere Dost hai Hum
na Hote to b Tum pe Jaan Lutate Hu
prem4prem - 35 days ago

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A Company Held a Contest for Kids wid d Theme
"D Nicest Thing My Father Ever Did For me"
Award Winning Ans was
"HE marriaed my Sweet Mom"
prem4prem - 35 days ago

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1 MMS MESSAGE RECEIVED
Name:Video CLIP
Duratn:2:47Min
OPENING NOW.. Dekho Kitni Jaldi Hai
Apne Mob Ki Aukaat Dekhi Hai
Video Dekheng
BHARGAVA - 33 days ago

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hame ladki pasand h,
Ldki wale=to fir sadi kb krni H,
Ldke Wale=hmara ladka abi padh raha H,
Ldki Wale-to hmari ladki kya kitabe fad degi.
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BHARGAVA - 33 days ago

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Q. Egypt Ke Bachche Hamesha Hairani Me Kyo Pad Jate Hai?
A. Marane Ke Bad Unke Papa Mummy Kaise Ban Jate Hai.
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JOIN BHARGAVA
@9219592195
BHARGAVA - 33 days ago

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Ques:shadi me dulhe ke saath Baarati kyun jate hai? Ans:-kyunki bade kehte hai ki kisi ki khushi mein Jao na jao par musibat me zarur jana.
BHARGAVA - 33 days ago

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Apki Har Khata Manzur Hai,
Apka Har Shikwa Kabul Hai,
Nahi Jante Kya Rista Hai Apse Humara,
Par Jo Bhi Hai Wo Mujhe Tahe DiL Se Kabul Hai.Gm
BHARGAVA - 33 days ago

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Santa- Apne Bal ko to Dekho,
Jaise Ghas Ugi Ho.
Banta- Tabhi toh Main Soch Raha Tha
Ki Mere Pas Ye Jaanwar Kyo Khada Hai.?
>AB
BHARGAVA - 34 days ago

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3 stages of marriage 1. "MAD FOR EACH OTHER" 2. "MADE FOR EACH OTHER" 3. "MAD BECAUSE OF EACH OTHER". Truth of Life. *Grp By JOKEZONE
BHARGAVA - 34 days ago

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Santa wins 20cr from lottery ticket..
Banta Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Santa: Give me 20cr or else return my 20rs back. ,
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BHARGAVA - 34 days ago

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Bijali + badal = Savan aaya.
Barat + baja = Dualha aaya.
Ful + najare = Vasant aaya.
Aap + aap ki hasi = bhago.... Bhut aaya !!!!
>Avneet
BHARGAVA - 35 days ago

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Patni: Agar Mujhe Kuchh Ho Gaya 2 Kya Aap Turant Dusri Shaadi Kar Lenge?
Pati: Kam Se Km 2-3 Mahine 2 Rukna Padega, Warna Padosi Ka Kahenge?
BHARGAVA - 35 days ago

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