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Santa Road pe Potty kar raha tha..
Police ne usse pakad liya
Jab usse le jaane Laga 2Santa bola:
'O KANOON KE RAKHWALO! SABOOT TO UTHA LO.
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Wat hapens wen a lion roars thrice ?
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TOM and JERRY cartoon starts....
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KHANSI Ho Jayegi Agar
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Thanda pani Piya to. Bee Care Full.! @AEDOST
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agar itni pyari soch tumhari nahoti,
mulaqat yu tumse hamari na hoti
tadapte rehte sachhe dost k liye
agar dosti tumse hamari na hoti..
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Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye.
Socho kyon?
Because PCO ke bahar likha tha,
dial karne se pehle 2 lagaye.
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Apki yad dil se jane n denge
apke jesa dost khone n denge sarafat se contct kr lo janu varna bahut marnge or rone n denge
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Boy: Darling hamare pyar k bare may kisiko mat batana
Girl: Alisha ko to Zarur bataungi
kehti thi kon pagal hoga jo tujhe pyar karega
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Na Zindgi Mili Na Mot Mili.
Na Jane Kyu Har Khusi Humse Khafa Mili
Na Kisi Ko Paya Na Kisi Ko Khoya
Bus Zindgi Aise Hi Humse Khelti Rahi.772
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Dil K Zakhm Pe Mat Ro Mere Yaar
Waqt Har Zakhm Ka Marham Hota He
Dil Se Jo Saccha PyAR Karta He
Uska To Khuda B Diwana Hota He.
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Shayri_772 - 10 hours ago

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KatiL Gunah Krke Zmane Me Reh Gye
Hum The K Ashk Bahne Me Rah Gye
Pattharo Ka Jawab De Skte The
Mgar Hm Dil K Aaine Ko Bachane Me Rah Gye
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Santa:Teri lambi ghani zulfein dekh kar, dil me aksar ye khayal aaya hai, Ki inke jaal mein aajtak tune, jaane kitne ashiquon ko phasaya hai
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1 admi bada sa Bag leke bus me ghusa or Zor se chillaya
'Khabardar' koi apni jagah se nai hilega "Pappu moongfali Wala" khud apke paas ayeg
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Educatonl Song
TUTION-Idar Chala Me udar Chala,
MATHS-Ajib dastan he ye,
EXAM-Zehrili Raate,
RESULT-Dhak Dhak Krne Laga,
FAIL-Jag Suna-2 lge
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Teacher: What is the difference between an Orange and an Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
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juthe KHWAB KisiKo Dikhaya Nahi Karte
Mere Sanam Yu KisiKo Sataya Nahi Karte
Ek Baar Kisi Ko Keh Ker Apna
Daman Fir Usse Chhudaya Nahi Karte
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Tu Chand He Shrmaya Na Kr, Phool Se Chehre Ko Murjhaya Na Kr, Jab Tak Hm Zinda He Tera Pyar Ban Kr, Tab Tk Kisi Bhi Bat Se Ghbraya Na Kr.
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Bikhre Risto ko koi roop dedo
Khilte Foolo ko thodi dhoop dedo
aapki yaad aayi h to sms kiya hamne
Aap b hmari yaad aane ka Koi saboot deddo
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Aapki Yaad Me Sab Kuch Bhula Baite Hai
Charag Khusiyo Ke Bujaye Baite Hai
Hum To Marenge Aapki Bahome
Ye Maut Se Bhi Shart Laga Baite Hai
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Yaha Gunah KrKe Chupaye Jate He
Chirag Bujhte Nhi Bujhaye Jate H
Ye Kaisa Karz He Dard Ka Kam Nhi Hota
Badhta Jata He Jitna Chupaye Jat
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Loag poochte hai tum q apne pyar ka izhaar nahi karte? . Humne kaha! Jo sirf lafzoon mei bayaan hojaye utna PYAR hum nahi kerte
Shayri_Star - 2 days ago

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WAFA pe Hmari Atbar Rakna
Hm Badl nhi skte itna Yad Rakna
Dena Chahte ho Agr Khusiya Hame
To Khud khus Rehna or Apna khayal Rakna
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Ab Khawabo Me Rishte Banata Hu,
Tere Daman Ko Aur Bhi Karib Pata Hu
Raahe Ulfat Muskil Hai Magar,
Teri Yadon Se Apni Sanse Chalata Hu
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Taqdir Likhne wale 1 ehsan karde
Mere Dost ki taqdir me 1 aur Muskaan likhde
Na Mile kbhi dard usko
Tu chahe To uski Kimat meri jaan Likh de
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Nigahon Me Tasveer Unki,
Hothon Pe Naam hai,
Itni Chahat Unke Liye, Fir Bhi Woh Hamari Chahat Se Anjaan he
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Aapko koi gum he to khusi hm he
Ro rahe ho to hasi hm he
Udas ho to umang hm he
Akele ho to sath hm he
Ab muskura b do hum he to kya gum he
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Mojudgi zaruri nahi
zaruri ehsas hai
Hum kahi dur nahi aapke aas-pass hai
Dekhiye to zara mann ki aankho se
Hum har kadam par aapke saath ha
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Hamare bin adhure Tum Rahoge
kabhi koi tha HamaRa Tm khud kahoge
na honge Hum to ye Aalam na hoga
milenge bahut se
lekin koi Humsa na hoga..
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Kaise bayan karu Alfaaz nahi hai,
Dard ka mere tuje ehsas nhi hai,
Puchti ho mujhse kya dard hai tujhe?
Dard ye hai k tu mere PAAS nahi hai.
prem4prem - 5 hours ago

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JAAN Teri Yad Me Ankhe Jara BhiGo Lu Udas Rat Ki Tanhai
Me So Lu AkeLe Gam Ka Boojh Ab
Sambhalta Nhi
Agar Tu MiL Jaye Tujse Lipat Kr Ro Lu
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Teri Dosti Se Humein Pyar Hai Kitna,
Izhaar Hum Kar Nahin Sakte,
Humare Liye Tu Uss Khuda Ki Tarah Hai,
Jiska Deedar Hum Kar Nahin Sakte!
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Intizar Ke Lamho Ka Maza Ajeeb H
Uske Pyar Ki Saza Ajeeb H
Hum Unhe Yaad Kia Karta He Subah Shaam,
Aur Unki Khamosh Rehne Ki Aada Ajeeb Hai
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Manzil Hai Dur Aur Safar Bahut He
Chhote Se Is Dilko Fikar Bahut He
Mushikilo Se Bhi Nikal Jate Hai Hum
Qki Aapki Duao Me Asar Bahut he
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Ehsaan Nahi Ehsaas He Pyar
Zindgi K Imtehan Me 1 Haseen
MuQaam He Pyar
JaaN Dena Koi Badi Baat Nhi
Umer Bhar Sath Nibhane Ka NaaM He
PYAR
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Barso K baad Hoti h Mulaqat
Fir be Rehti hai Dil Me Dil Ki baat
Nazro se Karna Padta h Pyar
Par Nazar Milane k liye b Karna Padta hai Intzar
prem4prem - 2 days ago

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