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/ - ,! Yadein, .!
"-O-'"""'""""O'O"-" :
Pura truck Yadon se ful karke bheja hai.
Ab mat kehna ki Yaad Nahi krte
JokesFlash - 4 hours ago

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Kehte H Agr kisi Ladki Ko Sache dilse Chaho to sari kaynat use tumse milane me lag jati H
Or agr wo na mile to Ladkiya abi baki H mere DOST
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Teacher: Tum school kyu aate ho?
SANTA: Vidhya k liye sir.
Teacher: Phir tum so kyu rahe ho
SANTA: Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye
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Moon Said 2 Me If Ur FrNd Is Not MisnG U
Y Dont U Leave him
I Said 2 moon
A TAKLE tu apna kar
JokesFlash - 4 hours ago

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Girak-Lagta He Meri Eye Me Kuch Gir Gaya
Dekho To Boy-Tinka Dikh Raha He
Per uSko Wahi Rehne Do
Jab Me Doobunga To Sahara Dega @JOKESFLASH
JokesFlash - 5 hours ago

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Differance between pati and gadha ANS-pati gadha ban sakta hai
But gadha itna bhi gadha nahi ke pati bane @JOKESFLASH
JokesFlash - 5 hours ago

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Teacher: santa! "TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shalok ka kya arth hai? SANTA:Tum so jao Maa, main Jyoti ke ghar ja ke aya....
@JOKESFLASH
JokesFlash - 5 hours ago

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Kash apka mobile kho jaye
woh mobile mujhe mil jaye
khub karu sms Ladkiyo ko nam tera aa jaye
jute padhe tujko kaleja mera thanda ho jaye.
JokesFlash - 1 day ago

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Husband to Wife:Tum meri zindagi ho,or.. WIFE-or KYA? Tell me or Kya? Wife shouted-Tell me or kya?
Husband-aur laanat hai aisi zindagi pe
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Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao.
@JOKESFLASH
JokesFlash - 1 day ago

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Hai Plz dnt drink/eat anythng outside, especialy d street food coz "swineflu"(pig fever H1. N1)enterd our state so be careful
JOKeSPOT - 11 hours ago

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ATTENTION PLZ!
Passengers in 'sweetdreams Airlines' are kindly requested to open their eyes, the flight is landing in 'SWEET DAY' GUDMORNING
JOKeSPOT - 11 hours ago

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A Good friend is One who can see first eyedrop, catches the second drop, Stops the third drops and make the fourth drop in to a smile..
JOKeSPOT - 21 hours ago

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News;
Mun Mukyamandriyum Mudirnna Congress Nedavumaya k.KARUNAKARAN 92
Thrisurle swantham Vasathiyil vachu 9.30pm nu KATTANCHAYA KUDICHU
JOKeSPOT - 21 hours ago

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Director:U should jump to the
swimming pool frm.100 ft Height. Actor: I dont know swimming. Sardar-Director: don t worry there is no water
JOKeSPOT - 1 day ago

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Expecting the world 2 treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.
Think about it..
JOKeSPOT - 1 day ago

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World's 3 truth's 1) Navu kondu muzhuvan pallum thodan pattila 2) Ithu kettal udan chila viddikal onnu try cheyum 3) Pinne chirikkum
JOKeSPOT - 1 day ago

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Fact of life:
Whenevr we find the key 2 success, Some idiot changes the lock...
So, forget the key...
Learn to break the doors...!
JOKeSPOT - 1 day ago

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Tanhai Mein Muskurana ishq hai
Ek baat subse chupana ishq hai
Yu toh nind bhi nai aati raat bhar
Magar aa jae to sote-sote jaag jana ISHQ he
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 18 hours ago

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D 4 hardest tasks on earth:-
2 return luv for hate. 2 include d excluded. 2 4give widout apology, n 2 b able 2 say "i was wrong".
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 1 day ago

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Us Paar hi sahi kinara to he.
Timtimata Hi sahi sitara to he.
Ho jati he tasalli apko yaad karke.
Dur hi sahi koi humara to he.
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 1 day ago

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Sapne saare tod kar beithe hai
dil ka armaan chod kar beithe hai
na kijiye humse wafa ki baatein
abhi-abi dil ke tukde jod kar beithe hai
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 2 days ago

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Pehle Wo Kuch Baat Tho Karte The,
Choti Sahi Mulakat Tho Karte The
Maine U Hi Unhe Apna Samz Liya,
Wo Hum par Nahi Humare Sms Par Marte The.
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 2 days ago

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Zindagi jine ko ek khwab milta he
Yha hr sawal ka jhuta jawab milta he
Kise samjhe dost kise dusman
Yaha to hr ek chehre pe nakab milta h
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 3 days ago

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Unki yaad dil bekarar karti he,
Nazar talash unhe bar bar karti hai,
Gila nai k wo dur hai mujse,
Unki to judai b humse pyar karti he..
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 3 days ago

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A Thought:
Do U want Happiness in LIFE ?
Then
Never be Beggars of Love,
Always be Donors of Love
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 3 days ago

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Usne rat k andhere me
mere hath ki hatheli pe
likha tha apni ungli se
Muje Pyar H Tmse
Jane kesi syahi thi wo
k mitati b nai or dikhti b nhi
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 3 days ago

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koi ZiNDAGi se puchho ye KYA
chahti hai
bas 1 usiki WAFA chahti h
kitni MASUM aur NADAN h ZiNDAGi
KHUD BEWAFA h aur WAFA chahti he.
@DDLJ143
DDLJ143 - 43 minutes ago

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UDAS na hote he,na hone dete he Thoda sa b bharosa he to yeh BAT na hone denge,1 bar DIL se YAD to karo,aapko DURIYO ka EHSAS NA Hone denge.
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DOOR NAJRO SE YU JAYA NA KARO
DILKO IS KADAR TADPAYA NA KARO
TUM BIN JI NA SAKENGE EK BHI PAL
YE EHSAAS BAR-2 DILAYA NA KARO
MiSS U
Love You
DDLJ143 - 12 hours ago

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Bheege Sapne
Kachi Yade
Or Dil Ki Baate
Kesi H Zindagi
Kesi H Deewangi
Chulo To Sansnahat
Mano To Hakikat
Mera Naam H MOHBAT
@LvMSG
DDLJ143 - 23 hours ago

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Palkon se ankho ki hifazat hoti h Dhadkan dil ki amanat hoti h Dosti ka rista B bada pyara h kbi chahat to kbi shikayat hoti h @LvMSG
DDLJ143 - 23 hours ago

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Muskurao Aap to kali khil jaye Batein karo to Dil machal jaye Itni Dilkash hai Aapki Dosti Dost kya dusman B pighal jaye. @DDLJ143
DDLJ143 - 23 hours ago

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Aaj k frnds I TELL U, kitne busy wat DO U DO?
Koi muje bole I MISS U
koi muje bole NO TIME 4U Kash koi mujse ye khe
Oh my FRND..I'm just 4U.
DDLJ143 - 1 day ago

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jo humein hai pasand
woh karte hai pasand kisi aur ko...
un par hi hai hamari nazar
aur woh dekhte hai kisi aur ko...
Jai Singh
Shayri_Star - 5 hours ago

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Sabi ko sub kuch nhi milta,
nadi ki hr lehar ko sahil nhi milta,
ye dilwalon ki duniya he
dosto kisi se dil nahi to koi dil se nhi milta
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Din Me Chain Nai,
Raat Ko Neend Nai,
Ji Na Lage Kahi,
Kya Yehi Pyar He?? Nai Beta Yeh Pyar Vyar nai Yeh to
Swine-flu Ki Shuruvat He..!!
JOKEZONE - 5 hours ago

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College is 4 knowledge.Knowledge is 4 life.Life is 4 wife.But wife
is a knife which cuts ur life,so never choose ur wife in college life.
JOKEZONE - 5 hours ago

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Hawa k Zoke he Hum
Guzar jayenge Khamosi Se Apke Dil me Utar jayenge Pake Aapki DOSTI Ye hua EHSAS Dost Aapse Bichad k Hum Bikhar jayenge
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Ai chand taro zara inko ek laath maro,
Bistar se inko niche utaro,
Karo inke saath ab tum fight,
Kyoki ye so rahe the bina kahe "GOOD NIGHT
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SITARO ko gin k batana Muskil he
KISMAT Me jo likha use Mitana M h
HuM apki zarurat ho ya na ho Dosto
EHMIYAT ap logo ki lafzo Me batana M h
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Mandir me jap karta hu Masjid me adab karta hu Insan se khi khuda na ho jau Isliye tum jaise SAITANO ko sms kr k
Roz 1 pap kiya karta hu
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 15 hours ago

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Khuda bachaye HUME inn HASEENO se
NAAZEENO se
DILNASHEENO se
JANASHEENO se par inhe kaun bachayega HUM jAISE KAMEENO se
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Sharabi EYES Donate karne GAYA.
Counter Clerk ne pucha Kuch kehna chahte ho
usne kaha Jise Lagao use bata DENA ye ankh 4 peg k bad khulti he
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 2 days ago

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Bethe the teri yaad me tanha 1 shaam
Liya 1 kagaz aur likha tera naam Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye paigam pakadne wale ko 50000 enaam
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 4 days ago

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Tera pyaar Pana he, Tera pyaar Pana he, or
Mera pyar SCREW-DRIVER hai....
Heh he he :-) @GOMZIE
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 4 days ago

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Aaj agr tera msg ayega to hi hum ROTI khaenge, varna..Aaj raat ko PANIR - PARATHA AUR KASHMIRI PULAW KE BAAD ICE- CREAM kha k hi so jayenge.
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 5 days ago

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Aaj meri girlfrend ka fone aaya tha boli koi patthar se na maro mere divane ko bomb ka jamana hai udatho sale ko
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 5 days ago

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Paidaishi paagal ki 4 nishaniya RIGHT HAND me mobile pakdna Anguthe se button dbana msg padh k muskurana phir Sochna k kisko send karu?
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 5 days ago

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Santa Ne Apna Ghar Construct Kiya Construction Ke Baad Uper Wale Part Pr Color kiya, Aur Nechay Wale Part Pr Likh Diya "SAME AS ABOVE"
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 5 days ago

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