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[Award Wining Killer Math PJ of Year]
Let A=B Then
AB=BxB AB-AxA=BxB-AxA A[B-A]=[B+A][B-A] A=B+A Let A=1 1=2
Maths is false!
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dedlove - 2 days ago

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Wo Halaat Ke Aage Darr Gaya
PYAR Apna Khud Hi Ruswa Kar Gaya
Banaai Thi Kashti Mene Kagaj Ki
Wo Bewafa MujhKo TUFAANO Ke Hawale Kar Gaya
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 53 days ago

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Pyar Sabhi Ko Jina Sikha deta hai
Wafa K Naam par Marna sikha deta hai
Pyar Nahi Kiya to kar k Dekho
Zalim har Dard Sehna Sikha deta hai.
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 54 days ago

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Aaj hasi dekar kal rula na dena,itna miss kar k kal bhula na dena,apne in rishto ko zinda rakhana,kahi inhe yaado ki tarah bhula na dena
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 56 days ago

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Apko Har Waqt Muje Chahna Hoga
Mere Pyaar Ko Umar Bhar Nibhana Hoga
Is Jahan Ki Baat Chodo Yaar
Har Janam Me Apko Mere Liye Laut K Aana H
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 58 days ago

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Maza Ata he tumhe Satane me,
Ruthe na koi to Maza kya Manane me Ek tumhi se to khusi he,
Warna Rakha kya he is Bedard Zamane main
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 63 days ago

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hmne jitna chaha use apna banana
unhone utna hi chaha hme satana,dil behlane k or b tarike h
pr shok tha unka hme tdpana
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 64 days ago

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Bikhre risto ko koi roop de do, khilte fulo ko thodi dhup de do, hame aapki yad aai to SMS kia, ab aap b hamari yad aane ka koi sabut de do.
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 65 days ago

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Kisi ki ankhon me basa k dekha tha
Kisi ko dil me bitha k dekha tha
Ab tak ruke nahi hain aansoo,
Ek bewawa Se dil laga k dekha tha..
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 66 days ago

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Bhid Me Rehkar B Khud Ko TANHA Pau Koi Nahi Tere SIVA Mai Kaha Jau Khud Apne HATHOSe Ashiyane Ko JalaLu Kese Tuje Apne DILSE Nikalu Kese
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 66 days ago

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Ye Hawa Apki Hasi Ki Khabar Deti He
Mere DiL Ko Khusi Se Bhar Deti He
Khuda SaLaMat Rakhe Apki Hasi Ko
Q Ki Apki Khusi Humhe Zindgi Deti He.
DDLJ143 - 10 hours ago

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Ye Jo Meri Aankho Se Lali Nahi Jati
Teri Yaad Se Koi Raat Khali Nhi Jati Tu Jaan b Mange Has K De Du
Teri Koi Bat Mujse Taali Nahi Jaati..
DDLJ143 - 10 hours ago

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Thought Feelings Were Much More Important Den Words..
Bt Now-A-Dayz Words Have Great Importance..
i Dont Say it
but
Yes i Mis u..
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DDLJ143 - 10 hours ago

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Muskan apni tum ek bar de do,
khwab me hi deedar de do
bas ek bar kar do aane ka vada,
fir chahe jivan bhar ka intezar de do..
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DDLJ143 - 1 day ago

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Udas Na Hona Qki Mai Sath Hu
Samne Na Sahi Par Aas-Pas Hu
Palko Ko Band Kar DilSe Yaad Karna..
Mai Aur Koi Nahi Gehri Dosti Ka Ek Ehsas Hu..
DDLJ143 - 1 day ago

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Ye Baadal Kuch Or Nahi unke Aankho Ka Kajal He
Ye Bijli Kuch Or Nhi unke Aane Ki Aahat He
Is DilMe Kuch Or Nhi
Sirf unhe Paane Ki Chahat He.
DDLJ143 - 2 days ago

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Fact of life- Poor man runs for his daily food.. While a Rich man runs to digest his daily food..
What a world..
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DDLJ143 - 2 days ago

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"This shayari can kill u:
Ae mere desh k sache veeron..
.
.
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Ae mere desh k sache veeron..
"1/x" is not defined when "x" is equal to Zero..
JOKEZONE - 9 hours ago

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Q.Ek Gangster Ka Beta Apne Pita Ko Kya Kahega Jab Wah Exam Me Fail Ho Jayega
A.Unhone Mujhse 3 Ghante Tak Sawal Puchhe Magar Maine Kuch Bola
JOKEZONE - 9 hours ago

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Santa Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya: Santa Tarap Tarap k Marne Hi Wala Tha,
K . . Use Yaad Aaya Ke
Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai >Avneet
JOKEZONE - 9 hours ago

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santa Class Se Bahar Chala Gaya
Sir- Padhai Chal Rahi Hai,
Aur Ye Class Se Kaha Chala Gaya
Banta-Sir,
Usse Nind Me Chalne Ki Bimari Hai.
>AB
JOKEZONE - 21 hours ago

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My song-
Kaise bataye Q girls ko chahe,
Yara bata na paye,
Padhai jo college ki,
dekho jo baki,
complete to kar na paye..
Tu jaane na...
>AB
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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Tom-Papa Mai Kal School Nai Jaunga
Papa-Q Beta?
Tom-Aj School Me Hamara Wazan Kiya Gya
Papa-To Kya Hua?
TOm-Aj Wazan Kiya H Kal Bech Diya to
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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MASTER:Kanjoos bole to koun
STUDENT:Hm chahe jitne b 'sms' karen uska 'reply' jo na kare Vo
MASTER:Uski ek example do
STUDENT: Aapki ki Beti
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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Taqdir k aine me meri tasvir kho gayi
Aaj hamesha k liye meri rooh so gyi
Mohbat karke kya paya maine
Wo kal meri thi aaj kisi aur ki ho gyi
prem4prem - 9 hours ago

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Woh Nafrat B Karte Hai Pyar K Liye
Inkar B Karte Hai Ikrar K Liye
Ajib Hote Hai Ye Ishq Karne wale
ANKHEIN Band B Karte Hai,To DIDAR K LIye
prem4prem - 9 hours ago

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EhsasTera Hone ka Jispal Nahi Hota
Sanso ka Silsila Mukamal Nahi Hota
Zindgi Itni KhubSurat Na Hoti
Jo Tumse Milne ka Intezar nahi Hota
>AB
prem4prem - 9 hours ago

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Mohabat ki h tumse wafa bi karnge, Chahat ka haq tumpe ada bi karnge, Chal k pyar ki raho par, Mile manzil,yeh khuda se dua bi karnge
prem4prem - 21 hours ago

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Rishto Me Duria Mit Jayngi
Ehsas Ki Dunia Simat Jaygi
Hamko Yad Kar K Hi Palak Band Karna
Fir Sari Umar Apki Hasin Khawabo Me Kat Jaygi.
>AB
prem4prem - 1 day ago

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Likh sakte kisi ki taqdeer agar hm,
teri taqdeer mein har khushi likh dete,
jo mod tujhe kaamyaabi dilaye,
har lakir ko us taraf mod dete
prem4prem - 1 day ago

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Tum udas udas se lagte ho.
Koi tarkeeb batao manane ki Main zindagi girvi rakh skta hun,
Tum qeemat batao Muskurane ki.
Love u Dear
>Avneet
prem4prem - 1 day ago

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1 MMS MESSAGE RECEIVED
Name:Video CLIP
Duratn:2:47Min
OPENING NOW.. Dekho Kitni Jaldi Hai
Apne Mob Ki Aukaat Dekhi Hai
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BHARGAVA - 9 hours ago

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hame ladki pasand h,
Ldki wale=to fir sadi kb krni H,
Ldke Wale=hmara ladka abi padh raha H,
Ldki Wale-to hmari ladki kya kitabe fad degi.
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BHARGAVA - 9 hours ago

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Q. Egypt Ke Bachche Hamesha Hairani Me Kyo Pad Jate Hai?
A. Marane Ke Bad Unke Papa Mummy Kaise Ban Jate Hai.
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BHARGAVA - 9 hours ago

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Ques:shadi me dulhe ke saath Baarati kyun jate hai? Ans:-kyunki bade kehte hai ki kisi ki khushi mein Jao na jao par musibat me zarur jana.
BHARGAVA - 21 hours ago

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Apki Har Khata Manzur Hai,
Apka Har Shikwa Kabul Hai,
Nahi Jante Kya Rista Hai Apse Humara,
Par Jo Bhi Hai Wo Mujhe Tahe DiL Se Kabul Hai.Gm
BHARGAVA - 21 hours ago

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[Losser PJ]
Santa- Apne Bal ko to Dekho,
Jaise Ghas Ugi Ho.
Banta- Tabhi toh Main Soch Raha Tha
Ki Mere Pas Ye Jaanwar Kyo Khada Hai.?
>AB
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago

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3 stages of marriage 1. "MAD FOR EACH OTHER" 2. "MADE FOR EACH OTHER" 3. "MAD BECAUSE OF EACH OTHER". Truth of Life. *Grp By JOKEZONE
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago

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Santa wins 20cr from lottery ticket..
Banta Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Santa: Give me 20cr or else return my 20rs back. ,
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BHARGAVA - 1 day ago

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Chahat Hai tere Pass aane Ki,teri Bahon me Kuch Pal Guzarane ki,Tu apne Pyar Ki Brast Yuhi Karte Rahna,Chahat hai tere Pyar me Bhig Jane ki
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Pyar Me Maut Se Darta Kaun He,
Pyar Ho Jata Hai Karta Kaun He.
Ap Jaise Yar Par Dunia Qurban,
Aur Aap Puchte Ho Ki Aap Pe Marta Kaun He?
Shayri_Star - 29 minutes ago

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Gair To Gair Apne B Badal Jate He
Mom To Mom Pathar B Pigal Jate He
Fir Insan Ko Kya Dosh De
Waqt Padne Par To Bhagwan B Badal Jate He
Shayri_Star - 16 hours ago

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Sath Chod Ke Kabhi Humse Juda Mat Hona
Wafa Chaiye Apse Bewafa Mat Hona
Ruth Jaye Chahe Sari Khudai Hamse
Magar App Hamse Khafa Mat Hona
Shayri_Star - 16 hours ago

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Mohabat ki h tumse wafa bi karnge, Chahat ka haq tumpe ada bi karnge, Chal k pyar ki raho par, Mile manzil,yeh khuda se dua bi karnge
Shayri_Star - 1 day ago

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Yu ruth jana accha nahi lagta,
Yu tadpna acha nahi lagta,
Mere dil me jo baat h aankho se chura lo,
Muje har baat bataana accha nahi lagta..
Shayri_Star - 1 day ago

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Palbhar ki b Tanhai Apko Nasib Na Ho
Dua he Koi b gum Apke Karib Na Ho
Khuda Apki Zindgi me itni Khusiya de
Apse Badhkr Koi
KHUSHNASiB Na ho
Shayri_Star - 1 day ago

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DiLSe Likhi Bate DiLKo Chu Jati H
ye Ankahi Bate Keh Jati H
Kuch Log Dosti K Mayne BadaL Dete H
Or Kuch Logo Ki Dosti Se Duniya BadaL Jati h
Shayri_Star - 2 days ago

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Tanhayi me Jina Achha nahi Lagta
Bichad kar tumse Rehna Acha nahi Lagta
Ye Dil Sirf tumko Yaad karta he
Har bar Ye Baat Kehna Acha nai Lagta
Shayri_Star - 2 days ago

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Koi Chand Sitara hai
Koi Phul se Pyara hai
Koi Khushi ka Ishara hai
Koi Dil ka Sahara hai
Tumhe Sirf Itna Batana hai
Wo Naam sirf Tumhara he
Shayri_Star - 2 days ago

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