Friday, January 15, 2010

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Taro ki b Kuch Kahani hogi
Antrishk ki Duniya b Suhani Hogi
Aise hi nahi hai Asman ki Sundarta
jarur wo b kisi k PYAAR ki Nishaani hogi
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Socha Yad Na Kar K Tadpaye Unko
Kisi Or Ka Nam Lekar Jalaye Unko
Par Koi Chot Lage Unko To Dard Hume Hoga
Ab Bhala Kis Tarah Sataye Unko
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Tilli ki khusboo or gajak ki mithass,
patango ki uchai or manjil ki dhar.
Dil ki khushi or apno ka pyar
mubarak ho apko*Sakranti* ka tyohar
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Hum milte nahi to majbur samjh liya, Hum chup he
To magrur samajh liya, Bas yehi glti he aapki, Hm itne kreeb he fir B hume door smjh liya
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Ashq Unki Aankhon Ke Kareeb hote hain
Rishte Dard Ke Jinko Naseeb hote hain
Daulat Dil Ki Jisne Lutai ho
Kaun Kehta Hai Wo Gareeb hote hain!
Shayri_Star - 2 days ago





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her Ek RooP Me Sajne lage Ho
Baharon ki RuT me Nikharne Lage Ho.
Bichhadne Ka Ab Na karna irada Tum.
Q ki Ab To Tum Apne-Apne lagne Lage Ho.
Shayri_Star - 2 days ago





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Na koi rah aasan chahiye
Na hi Hume koi pehchan chahiye
Bas ek hi cheez mangte he
KHUDHA se
Ki apke haseen chehre par Har Pal muskan chahiye
Shayri_Star - 3 days ago





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Tufan me logo ko kinare bhi milte hai.Jaha me logo ko sahare bhi milte.Duniya me sabse pyari h jindgi,kuch log jindgi se pyare bhi milte hai
Shayri_Star - 4 days ago





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Har ilzaam Vo Hame DeJate H
Har Khata Ki Saza Vo Bata Jate H
Hum Har Baar Khamosh Rehte H
Q ki Vo Har Baar APANA Hone Ka Haq Jata jate H
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waade par vo aitbaar nhi krte
hum izhaar-e-mohabbat sare bazar nhi krte
darta hai dil unke inkar se
wo sochte hai hum unse pyar nhi karte
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Chambal k Ghati me mujhe mile 11 kiss
Gaur pharmayiye
Chambal k Ghati me mujhe mile 11 kiss
Mutual Funds r subject 2 Market Risk.
>Avneet
JOKEZONE - 2 hours ago





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Teacher-2mrow there will be a lectur on SUN
Santa-No I ll now b Able to Attend it
Teacher- Y?
Santa- My Mother ll not Allow me to Go so far
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Gulab To Gulab H Chahe Use Sone K Phuldani Me Rkho Ya Kachre K Dabe M
Ap MereDost Ho,Dost Rhge
Chahe apCentral Jail Me Rho ya MentalHospital
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Ladka Exam Hall me
pareshan tha Sir:Kya hua?
Qustn papr
mushkil he? Boy:
Nahi sir,
main to soch raha hu is qustn ka ans
kis jeb me he??
:D
JOKEZONE - 6 hours ago





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SANTA-Zara Car Se Bahar Dekhna
Ki Indicator Jal Rahi He Ki Nahi? BANTA-(Bahar Dekh Kar)
Haa..Nahi
Haa..Nahi
Haa..Nahi Powered By JOKEZONE
JOKEZONE - 7 hours ago





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Angrz-Wats ur Fav Flower?
Santa-Lotus
A-I clean My Seat Wid that
Banta-Chameli
A- I clean My seat wid that
Golu- Cactus Le ab kar le Saaf
>A
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago





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Santa Angur bech rha tha Magar Keh rha tha
"Aalu le lo aalu"
Banta ne kaha ye Angur ha
Santa-Chup ho jayo warna Makkhiya aa jayngi
>Avneet
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago





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Har Mod ka Mukam nahi Hota
Dil k Risto ka Koi Nam nahi hota
DISCOVERY ki Help Se Khoja hai Tumko
Warna
Aise JANWARO ka Milna Asan nahi hota
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago





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[For Life]
Dosti Ki Hawa Chalne De Zara Jalne walo ko jalne de zara Dhoka De Jaye agar har Koi to Maan Ka Radio Bajne De Zara. >AB
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Relation is what i share wid u...
success is what i pray 4 u...
happiness is what i wish 4 u...
bt remembernce is what i need 4m u...
Love u
prem4prem - 2 hours ago





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Hum haste hai tumhe hasane ke liye
hm jeete hai tera sath pane ke liye
tm ek bar ruth ke to dekho
Hum mar jaynge tumhe mnane ke liye
>Avneet
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Gam wo jo Aansu la de,
Khusi wo jo gam Bhula de.
Hume to chahiye apki itni si Dosti,
Jo hamare Yaad Karne par apko 1 'HICHKI' Se hila de
>AB
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Tum kya Jano'Khuda se kya Mangta hu
Teri Salamati ki Dua Mangta hu
Agar Lag Jaye Kabhi Chot Tumko
To Mere Haq me wo Sari Taklif Mangta hu.
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Ye pyari nigaahe yaad rahengi
milkar na milne ki ada yaad rahegi
mumkin nhi ki me tumhe bhula du,
aur umar bhar tumhe B meri yaad rahegi.
prem4prem - 7 hours ago





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Ho Nahi Sakta Mujhe Apki Yaad na Aaye
Bhul k b Bhulu wo Ehsas na Aaye
Aap Bhule to Aap pe Anch na Aaye
Me Bhulu to Mujhe Agli Saans na Aaye
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Snta 60th B'day
Bnta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya h?
Snta-60 Candls lagane Me Muskil ho Rhi thi So 60 Watt ka bulb laga diya
Powered By JOKEZOKE
BHARGAVA - 2 hours ago





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Aaj newspaper me pada ki doston ko SMS karne se dil ki bimari ho sakti hai..!
To aaj se BAND!
. Kya SMS? Oye Nahi Yaar! NEWSPAPER
>Avneet
BHARGAVA - 2 hours ago





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Patni: Bhukamp Aya Hai Aur Makan Bhi Hil Raha Hai. Gir Jayega To?
Santa: Girta Hi 2 Girne Do.
Kaun Sa Humara Makan Hai, Hum 2 Kirayedar Hai
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Duniya gol hai!! proof ? Cockroch rat se darta h,
rat cat se,
cat dog se,
dog admi se,
admi apni girlfrnd se,
aur
grlfrnd Cockroch se
>AB
BHARGAVA - 6 hours ago





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Wife:Jab tum DESI pite ho PARO kehte ho
Jab Whisky pite ho DARLING kehte ho
Aaj kya piya Jo CHUDEL keh rahe ho?
Santa:Aaj main hosh me hu..
BHARGAVA - 7 hours ago





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(Santa was SHOPPING)
.
. Shopkeeper: sir, Do u want a POCKET CALCULATOR.?
. Santa: No thanks. I know how many pockets i have..!
BHARGAVA - 12 hours ago





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Nxt generation child poem
Twinkle-2 little cigar
I just went to royal bar
Whisky rates r up so high
So i drink beer with chicken fry
>AvneeT
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago





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Santa:mene khat likha tha k meri shadi pr ana,tm Q ni aye?
Bnta:muje khat mila hi ni
Snta:mene likha tha k khat mile ya na mile tm zarur ana
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago





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Mosam Badla Thand Suru HoGai
Apke Msg K Bina Zindagi Tang HoGai
Kya Apke Inbox Me Msg Ki Kami HoGai
Ya Fir Hmare Msg Pdkr Bolti Bandh ho Gai
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago





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Banta - "Santa , Tum Har Wakt Videshi Channel Kyo Dekhte Ho."
Santa - "Me Isliye Dekhta Hu Ki Kuchh Bijli Unki Bhi to Kharch Ho
>AB
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago





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This msg
Will refresh ur
'BRAIN' in 5 seconds. 0:05 0:04 0:03 0:02 0:01 0:00 ERROR:-
No "BRAIN" found.
JokesFlash - 2 hours ago





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Suraj na badLa
Chand na badLA
Na bdla ye asman
Kitna badaL gya inNsan
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Kitna badl gya tu meri jan.
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Tchr ne bachhe ki copy p note likha
bachhe ko nahala k beja kre
Bachhe ki mom ne note padne ke bad likha-bachhe ko padaya kare sungha na kre
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Bina tere ji na payenge hum
Teri parchai banke zindgi bitayege hum
Dur jane ki mujse sochna b mat
Tere itna sochne se hi mar jayege hum.772
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