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Sleeping duration:
For women: 5 hrs,
For men: 6 hrs,
For children:7 hrs,
For monkey: 8 hrs. Hello !
8 hrs is over!
Get up...Get UP
GM
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago

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Here Comes The Pain... 1Pati k Dastan: Sagai Hui,
Shadi Hui,
Biwi Ghar me
Aaye,
Ghar Swarg Ban Gaya, Aur Mai.. SWARG WAASI...
(',')
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago

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Hawa k chlne se patte sarsarate he
Khmosh sanatte b kuch keh jate he
Hm Pyar krte nhi kisi se
Or jis se b krte he Dil Me utar jate he
Shayri_Star - 1 hour ago

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Dooriyo se farq padta nahi
baat to dilo ki nazdikiyo se hoti hai
DOSTI to sirf aap se hai warna
mulaqat na jane kitno se hoti hai
Shayri_Star - 3 hours ago

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Dariya wafaoo ka kabi rukta nhi
Mohabat me insan kabhi jukta nhi
Hum chup h kisi ki khusi k liye
Or wo sochte h dil hamare dukhta nahi..
Shayri_Star - 5 hours ago

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khamosh mohabat ka ehsas he Wo
meri khwahish bhara jazbat he Wo
aksar ye khyal kyu ata he dil me Wo
meri pehli khoj aur aakhri talsh h Wo
Shayri_Star - 1 day ago

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Meri rahon k jo jugnu he wo tere H
Teri rahon k jo andere he wo mere H
Chu sakta nhi koi gam tujhko
Qk tujh pr duaon k Pahre He Wo mere H
Shayri_Star - 1 day ago

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Apaki nigahoMe jubse dkha he
Koi b aina acha nhi Lagta
Aapki mohabbat p aise huye he aashiq
ki aapko koi or dekhe to acha nhi Lagta.
Shayri_Star - 1 day ago

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Bina Drd K Aansu Bahaye Nhi Jate
Bina Pyar K Rishte Nibhaye Nhi Jate
Zindgi Me 1 Baat Yad Rakhna
KisiKo Rula K Apne Sapne Sajaye Nhi jate
Shayri_Star - 1 day ago

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Aziz h hme hr trah se dosti apki
utar gai he dil me sadgi apki
Aap Apne Apse kaise juda kr paoge hme
Aap chand he aur hum roshni he Aapki
Shayri_Star - 2 days ago

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Kareeb se tuje jana to apna paya,
Tujhe dosti me ajmaya to apna paya,
Tujhe kya naam dun ye samaj na aaya,
Dosti Zindagi ya Aapka Sayaa.
Shayri_Star - 2 days ago

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Ada Unki thi or diwane hm bane
Wafa wo na kr sake or bewafa hm bane
Yu to hzaro the bhid me Shukria unka
Jo unki nzron ka nishana hm Bane
Shayri_Star - 2 days ago

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Search a beautiful heart but do not search a beautiful face.Beautiful things are not always good
But good things are always beautiful..
G.M
DDLJ143 - 4 hours ago

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Ye Ho Nhi Skta K Muje Teri Yad N Aye
Bhul Ke B Tuje Bhulu wo Ehsas N Aaye
Tu Bhule to Tujpe koi Aanch N Aye
Me Bhulu to Muje Agli Sans N Aye
DDLJ143 - 7 hours ago

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unki muskan hamari kamzori hai
keh na pana hamari majburi hai
vo kyu nhi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko
kya khamoshi ko zubaan dena zaroori hai
FANNAH - 6 hours ago

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chahat me kisi ko ye sza n dena
mohabat karo to phir daga mat dena
jo tumhare bina ek pal bhi n ji sake
use kabhi lambi umar ki dua mat dena
FANNAH - 6 hours ago

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rishte banane k liye bas ek PAL chahiye
parunhe nibhane k liye DIL chahiye
khelta to sagar b he lehro se
parunhe thamne k liye SAHIL chahiye
FANNAH - 6 hours ago

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lyf is juz lyk a sea
we r moving wthout end
nothing stays wth us
wat remains is juz the memories of sum people who touched us as waves
RAM
FANNAH - 7 hours ago

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tum LOVELY ho-94%
tum SMART ho-95%
tum SWEET ho-96%
tum BEAUTIFUL ho-97%
aur me fekne me expert hu 100% Join firaaq
Join KAMSIN-9219592195
FANNAH - 7 hours ago

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Pandit:Tumhare jeevan me 6 ladkiya aayegi. Boy:Wow,kya baat hai.
Pandit:Zyaada khush hone ki baat nahi hai
"1 patni aur 5 betiyan hai"
JokesFlash - 12 hours ago

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Snta-Bnta ne Zindgi me pehli baar Riksha dkha
Snta-Dekho kitna chhota Tanga
Banta-Ha aur Gadha to dekho aadmi jaisa lagta H
JokesFlash - 16 hours ago

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Aap Me 10 qualities hain.
1-Aap bahut ache he
2-aap sMart he
3-aap honest he
4-aap sweet he
5
6
7
8
9
10
Baki Mazak Kal Karenge
JokesFlash - 16 hours ago

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Snta apne Beemar baap se-Papa aapko marnay k bad Dafnaya Jaye ya Jalaya Jaye?
Papa-Beta Mujh se na Pucho,Mujhe Surprise Dena
JokesFlash - 16 hours ago

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Snta roz apni x-GE k ghar k age potty krta tha
X-GF-esa Q karte ho
S-tuje ye batane k lye k me tere bina bhuka nhi mar raha
JokesFlash - 20 hours ago

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My lovely friend
I want to meet u,
i want to talk with u,
i want to spend time with u,
but this stupid gate keeper saying- "ZOO IS CLOSED"
JokesFlash - 1 day ago

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Hi
( 5''5.)
5< 55)_, 5- 5- .
5L5L5 .5,5:, AGAR AAP APNI BACHPAN KI PHOTHO DEKHNA CHAHTE HO, TO EDIT ME JAKAR SIRF 5 KO DELETE KRO
JokesFlash - 1 day ago

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Duniya me bahot se network he.. Magar 1 network aisa he jo sirf aap ki waja se chalta hai.. . . . . . . . . CARTOON NETWORK.
JokesFlash - 2 days ago

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Teri ummid tera intjar krte H Ae sanam hm to sirf Teri Bahen se pyar krte H
Pr
Tere papa mera DANDA le k intjar krte H
JokesFlash - 2 days ago

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Duniye me jeene ko pyar chahiye
maa-baap,bhai-behen ka dular chahiye
Pr school se bchne ka to 1 hi tareeka he
Yaha hr din Ravivar chahiye
JokesFlash - 2 days ago

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happened 2 ur network? I tried calling U. But the operator said 'welcome to jungle. The monkey u r call is on the tree. Pls try later!'
JOKeSPOT - 16 hours ago

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Teacher:- Water ka formula batao? Sardar:- H2 MgCl NaCl HNO3 HClO. Teacher:- Ye kya hai? Sardar:- Sir ye Muncipalti ka pani hai
JOKeSPOT - 20 hours ago

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Life is the art of drawing without an eraser,
So be careful while taking any small decision about valuable pages of Life
May God be with u
JOKeSPOT - 20 hours ago

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True love doesn't have a happy ending because true love never ends. Letting go is one way of saying, I'll miss you till we meet again.
JOKeSPOT - 20 hours ago

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Her precious luv has turned my lyf compltely around,
I feel lyk i m walking bt my feet dont seem 2touch d ground, Oh Shiit! I'm in Luv..
JOKeSPOT - 20 hours ago

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KAALANGAL MAANJU POYAALUM, NINTE KAAMUKI NINNE VITTU POYAALUM, NJAN ENNUM undakum..... 'AVALODOPPAM'.. athalleda friendship....
JOKeSPOT - 20 hours ago

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Man falls in love.
Its natural Cow eating grass
Its Ok But a MONKEY pressing cell phon keys Its Unbelievable Still pressing?
AMAZING!
JOKeSPOT - 21 hours ago

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KAALANGAL MAANJU POYAALUM, NINTE KAAMUKI NINNE VITTU POYAALUM, NJAN ENNUM undakum..... 'AVALODOPPAM'.. athalleda friendship....
JOKeSPOT - 1 day ago

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reply must!!! If you had not met me in your life what you would have missed.?... Reply me in my number 9496338038 with ur name
JOKeSPOT - 1 day ago

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Pappu Cycle Sath Le K Bhaga
Ja Rha Tha
Raste Men Kisi Ne Kaha K
Pappu Chai To Peete Jao
Pappu-Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pe Na Baith Jata
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 1 day ago

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Beta:papa aap mujhe 1dhol kharid do.Papa:dhol se logo ko tum bahut tang karoge.
Beta:nahi papa logo ke so jane ke baad hi mai dhol bajaunga
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 1 day ago

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Teri ummid tera intjar krte H Ae sanam hm to sirf Teri Bahen se pyar krte H
Pr
Tere papa mera DANDA le k intjar krte H
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 1 day ago

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Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe bar-bar I LUV U bol raha h,kya kru?
Father:Beta usse shadi kr le, zindgi me agar dubara bolde to mera nam badal dena
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 2 days ago

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Life Me Kbhi Serious Na Hona
Tension Na Lena Hamesha Haste Rehna Wrna Log Khenge Ghor Kalyug Aa Gaya Aaj Kal
'CARTOON' Bhi Nahi Haste
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 2 days ago

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Lohe Ko Loha Kat Ta Hai. Heere Ko Heera Kat Ta Hai.. Zeher Ko Zeher Kat Ta Hai.. . . Aise Hi Tumhe Ek Din Kutta Katega...
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 3 days ago

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1st Pagal mE is mental hospital me naya aaya hu,mujhePaglo k sardar se milnahe
2nd Pagal-SsrH.chup...aawaz mat kro,Boss sms padhRhehe
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 4 days ago

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Ache dost ki 3 nishaniya
1.kamine kabhi fone nhi karte
2.zaleel has has k msg padte hai
3.kitni bhi bezati ho besharam msg pura padte hai
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 6 days ago

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Santa-Tum chinese jaisi kyu lagti ho?
.
Girl-Mere dad Chinese h
.
Santa-Wo kaha h
.
G-Wo mar gaye
.
S-Ha barabr china ka maal chalega b ktna
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 7 days ago

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True Story
A boy Loved a Gal very Much
he Handed her 12 Roses 11 real and lasr 1 Artificial and said "I ll luv u till d last Rose Die"
>AB
prem4prem - 6 hours ago

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Unka Milna bhi 1 Khubsurat kahani hai Unka pyar pana hi Zindgani ha
Mushkuraht b Unke dum se thi Aaj Ye dard b Unki Meharbani hai
prem4prem - 6 hours ago

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Tujhe dekhe bina teri taswer bana Du
Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata Du
Hai meri Pyar me itna dum
Apni ankh ka anson teri ankh se gira Du
prem4prem - 6 hours ago

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