Tuesday, August 18, 2009

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Har Koi To 1Bar MartaHe
Par Teri Yado Me,
Me Pal Pal Marta Hu
Kam se Kam 1Miss Cal Hi Mar De
30Rs Mahina Hello Tune
Ka Tere Lie Hi Bharta Hu
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Man 2 h0tel mangr:
Jldi chliye meri bv khidkise kudkr jan drahi he.
Mngr:To isme me kya kru?
Man:Kamine!
Khidki nai khul rahi
@JOKEFLASH
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
JOKeSPOT - 5 hours ago





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Vasanthavum Sishirhavum Ninakkayi Njan Nalki, Sooryanum Chandranum Ninakkayi Mizhi Thurunnu, Ennittum Nee En Sneham kaanathe Pokayano.?
JOKeSPOT - 5 hours ago





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Wada kiya h to nibhayngeSuraj ki kiran bankar teri chhat par aayengeHm h to judai ka Gam kaisa
Teri har subah ko phulo se sajayege.
@LvMSG
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Chahe kitne b dur hm rhe Par dosti k silsile na kbhi km honge Aap tanha kaha ho?
Zara palat k dekhna tumhare saaye ki jagah hm honge.
@LvMSG
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Na dil se hota h,na dimaag se hota h,ye pyar to itefaaq se hota h,or kya kahe pyar karke b pyar na mile ye itefaaq sirf hmare hi 7 hota hai.
DDLJ143 - 5 hours ago





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Karib Aa K To Dekho Sanam Ye Dil Rha Nahi Ab Bs Me Hamare 1 Baar Aazmake To Dekho jaan Hum Dil_O_Jaan Se Ho Chuke Tumhare.. @DDLJ143
DDLJ143 - 5 hours ago





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Na dil se hota h,na dimaag se hota h,ye pyar to itefaaq se hota h,or kya kahe pyar karke b pyar na mile ye itefaaq sirf hmare hi 7 hota hai.
DDLJ143 - 19 hours ago





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Muskurao Aap to kali khil jaye Batein karo to Dil machal jaye Itni Dilkash hai Aapki Dosti Dost kya dusman B pighal jaye. @DDLJ143
DDLJ143 - 23 hours ago





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Karib Aa K To Dekho Sanam Ye Dil Rha Nahi Ab Bs Me Hamare 1 Baar Aazmake To Dekho jaan Hum Dil_O_Jaan Se Ho Chuke Tumhare.. @DDLJ143
DDLJ143 - 23 hours ago





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In my life i learned how 2love, how to smile,
how to be happy, how 2b strong,
how 2 work hard, but i didnt learn how 2 4get u.
Miss u Swt
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Vo pyar hi kya jisme ladai na ho
vo ishq hi kya jisme judai na ho
vo shaam hi kya jisme jaam na ho
vo inbox hi kya jisme 'Aapka naam na ho.!
DDLJ143 - 1 day ago





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SMS Nahi Karte Ho Karte Ho Sirf Bahana Ek Kaam Karo Mobile Ko Rassi Ke Saath Gale Me Latkana Aur Ghum-Ghum Ke Logo Ko
Ringtone Sunana.
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 22 minutes ago





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Har 1 Roop Me Sajne Lage Ho,
Baharon Ki Rut Me Nikhrane Lage ho,
Bichdne Ka Ab N Karna Irada Tum
Qki Ab To Tum Apne-Apne Se Lagne Lage Ho
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 1 day ago





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Apki Dosti Ki 1Nazar Chahiye D!L He Beghar,Use 1Ghar Chahiye* Bas,Yuhi $ath Chalte Raho D@$T.. Ye Dosti Hume Umarbhr Chahiye
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 1 day ago





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magine life widout my frndship see how fast u r
searching 4 me, Dnt worry
i will always here 2disturb u
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 2 days ago





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Hum To Tuze Chahte H Har Pal Tu B Apne Hone Ka Kuch Haq JataDe Kuch or Nahi To Kar Itna Karam Jaha Tu Yaad Na Aaye Wo Jagah Bata de
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 2 days ago





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When Sumone Really Loves U.They
Will Never Hurt U
And If They Do
U can See It in Their Eyes That
It Hurts Them Too!!
I Luv u frnds.
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 2 days ago





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Sapno se dil lagane ki adat nahi
har waqt muskurane ki adat nahi
yeh soch ke ki koi manane nahi ayega
ab hume ruth jane ki adat nahi.
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 3 days ago





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Safar mohabbat ka chalta rahe
suraj chahe har sham dhalta rahe
kabhi na dhalegi apni yari ki sham
chahe har rishta rang badalta rahe
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 3 days ago





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Dil ki Amiri Dukan Pe Nahi Milti
Achi Dosti Her Jagah Pe Nahi Milti
Yaro Ka Aitbar Rakho Mere Yaar
Q k Sachi DOSTI parayo Se Nahi Milti
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 3 days ago





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A small Dot can Stop a Big Sentence.
But
Few more Dots can Give a Continuity.
Amazing But
True
"Every Ending can be a New Beginning".
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 4 days ago





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Apne dosto ko lifetime msg bhejiye freeee bas apne dost k mob se type karo: JOIN dedlove on 567678
dedlove - 1 hour ago





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Har Koi
Tujhe
Chahega
Zara
Khushbu
Ban Ke Dekh..
NaFrat
Se Nata
Tod De
Zara
Pyaar
Kar Ke
dekh
FANNAH - 3 hours ago





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Kbi nazar se GIRA dia
kbi dilme BASA lia
Fir b humdam hmne tume
PYAR ki hadd se JAYADA pyar kia
dedlove - 2 hours ago





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Ek se ek shararat apki
dil khush kar dene ki aadat apki
hm rahe na rahe apke is jahan me
ye dua he k salamat rahe humesa ye muskrahat apki
dedlove - 2 hours ago





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TEST UR MATHS!
U can read only 1 time,ok?
2+7 -5 +4 +8 -2 +5 -4 +12 -8 +2 QUESTION
Hw mny times U Press Button
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 10 hours ago





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Aaj wo date par boht has rahi thi Us k jane k baad pata chala k meri zip khuli thi - For more Jokes
Type
JOIN GOMZIE
@ 9219592195
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 1 day ago





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World's Smallest resignation letter?
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. Respec ted sir, I love ur wife. Yours sincerely
@JOKES_KING
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 1 day ago





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Kehte heAgar kisi ladki ko sache dil se chaho to puri kaynat use tmse milane me lag jati h
Or agar vo n mile to Ladkiya abi baki h mere DOST
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 1 day ago





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Boy-Aapne muzse kaha tha k mai paas ho Gya to aap mujhe 5000 Rs denge
Papa-ha kaha tha
Boy-To aapke liye khush khabr apke 5000 Rs bach Gye
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 1 day ago





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Bank lootne k baad daku clerk se:
"Tumne Muje dekha?"
Clerk: yes
daku shoot him
Fir santa se:
'Tumne?'
Santa: Nahi,par meri wife ne dekha he
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 1 day ago





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Dost ab hume msg nahi karte ho,
ab sab msgs girlfriend ko jaate hai,
koi baat nahi yaar karlo karlo
waha se sab msgs idhar hi to aate hai.
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 2 days ago





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!=--..__..-=-._.
!=--..@..-=-._;
!=- -..__..-=-._;
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i
i *HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY*
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 3 days ago





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If eXam Cums
Tough,
Jst cloze ur eyes 4 a Moment,take deep breath n Say,
This is Very
Interesting Subject
I want 2 study it 1 More year
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 3 days ago





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Teri surat pe dil haru
wah-wah Teri jarorto pe jaan haru
wah-wah Jis din tere sms nahi aate ji chahta he teri Kanpati pe de maru
wah-wah..
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 3 days ago





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Orikkalum vadatha poovupole Aarum parayatha kadha pole Ethu vare kanatha Swapnam pole kathu vekkam Nammude.. ee.. "FRIENDSHIP "
JOKeSPOT - 32 minutes ago





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*Golden Words* History Remembers Only Kings.. Not The Soldiers.. So Always Prefer To Be A King..
JOKeSPOT - 2 hours ago





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Smile is a language of LOVE...
Smile is a source to win HEART..
Smile creats grtness in ur PERSONALITY . so
BRUSH UR TEETH DIALY
JOKeSPOT - 4 hours ago





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Hazaro ladkiya aati hai
Hazaro jati hai
Hazaro hasti hai
Hazaro rulati hai
Lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai
Jo Doli me aati hai
prem4prem - 1 day ago





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Koi Sham Aati Hai Aapki Yaad Lekar..
Kuch Sham Aati Hai Aapki Tanhai Lekar..
Lekin Hame Tho Intazar Ush Sham Ka Hai
Jo Aaye Aapko Lekar
prem4prem - 2 days ago





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Ek Halke Se Ishare Ki Jarurat Hogi
DilKi Kashti Ko Kinare Ki Jarurat Hogi
Yaad Karna Is"Avneet" Ko Us Din,
Jab Tumko Sahare Ki Jrurat Hogi
prem4prem - 2 days ago





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TEST UR MATHS!
U can read only 1 time,ok?
2+7 -5 +4 +8 -2 +5 -4 +12 -8 +2 QUESTION
Hw mny times U Press Button
BHARGAVA - 5 hours ago





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In
1 year
12 months
365 days
8760 hours
52560 min
3153600 sec
sirf aap ko hi yaad kiya
-
. Aur sirf 2 min. lage
is jhoot ko type karne me
BHARGAVA - 5 hours ago





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Tum mujhe ek jagah se bahot pyare lagte ho. Malum hai kaha se?
Me batau? Bura to nahi manoge na? "DOOR SE"
>AvneeT
BHARGAVA - 5 hours ago





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Tum mujhe ek jagah se bahot pyare lagte ho.
Malum hai kaha se? Me batau? Bura to nahi manoge na? "DOOR SE"
>AvneeT
BHARGAVA - 9 hours ago





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Teacher: kal kyu nahi aye the
pappu: gir gaya tha lag gayi thi
teacher: kaha gire,kya lagi
pappu:TAKIYA par gira ANKH(EYE)lag gayeE
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago





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"Mujhe Dhundo" Kya hua thak gaye kya
"NAHI"
To phir dhundo "AB RAHNE DO "Dost DIL me hote hai MOBILE me nahi Gud night
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago





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Apki kashish sarfarosh he Apka nasha yu madhosh he kya kahe tumsw Ae dost
Jis pagal kutte ne apko kata
Wo ab tak behosh he
@BHARGAVA
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago





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