Monday, December 21, 2009

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Think BIG
Think SMART
Think POSITIVE
Think BEAUTIFUL
Think GReat
That's too much 4 u? So here's a shortcut Just think About
ME
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Ab incoming sms padhne ke liye milenge dher sare paise
(Registration free) Register karein:
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RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 19 days ago





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Ladkiya 2 type ki hoti hai 1.boring-jo dhup me chaata le kar jati hai 2.intresting-jo barish ke din jaan bujh k chaata ghar bhul jati hai
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 19 days ago





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[Jhooth Bolna] Baccho k Liye "PAAP" Lovers k liye "ART" Bachelors k Liye "Anivaarya" Aur
Married k liye "JEENE KA MAARG"
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 19 days ago





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Duniya me 3 log Bahut ache hain
(',')/'
<)) 1 Main
./ /_ ('.') phir Main
<((>
./ /_
Or 3rd Aap Ka Dost (',')
<((> yani main
.//_
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 19 days ago





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Bhikari: Roti milegi? Admi: Biwi ghar pe nehi hai Bhikari: Maine Roti mangi he Chhumi nahi..
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 22 days ago





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U r sweet
U r caring
U r lovely
U r kind
U r inteligent
U r attractive
U r smart thoda aur
IMPROVE karo Kabhi
na
kabhi
meri tarh
ho jaoge
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 22 days ago





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Koi Apko Pagal kahe to Dukhi mat Hona Afsos mat Karna Rona bhi Nahi Darna bhi Mat Himmat se Puchna Tume kaise Pata Chala
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 22 days ago





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anta visits Mysore palace.
Guide: Please don't sit there, this is Tipu Sultan's chair.
Santa: Don't worry, I will get up when he comes
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 23 days ago





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Patni=sunoji,Doctor ne mujhe 1 mahine k Aaram k liye kisi hill Station par Jaane ko kaha hai,
hum kaha Jayenge? Pati-Dusre Dr. K pass...
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 23 days ago





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Kon Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho Ye Aur Baat Hai Humse Khafa Ho Humko Pyaar Hai Sirf Tum Se Agar Tumko Nahi To Dafa Ho
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Shair Arz kia hai Aankho'n Me Jalaye Rakhta Hu Mai Aapki Yaado'n Ke Deep Hato Bachoo Peep..
Peeep..
Peeeeep..
Peeeeeeeep..
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Ladki ka Bap: Tum meri beti
ko kab se pyar karte ho?
Ladka: 3 mahine se
Bap:Me kaise yakin karu?
Ladkha: 6mahine rukiye yakin
ho jayega
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Newton ne apple niche girte deka or GRAVITY discver ki.
Koi usse ye puche k ABEY SAALAY
25 saal se hagta tha to wo kya UPER JATA THA?
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Idhar B situm ho Gaya Udher B situm ho Gaya MSG Delete kr do
sher khatam ho gya
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JOIN PAGALPANTI
JOIN BewafaSanam
JOIN Poo @kRAZZYzONE
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Indian-Nursery Poem 2009 Baby Baby ... Yes Mama !! Eating Sugar ... ? Are You KIDDING MAMA ... ?
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Aj me bohat udas hon koi mujy tang na kary lykin me to kar sakhta hn na :-
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Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya DOSTO Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha: .
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. Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?
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Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya SOHAIL Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Baje k baad. Aur Tum Online Aate Ho
12 Baje k Baad. :-(
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Hum Gujre Onki Gali Se Ajab Itefak Tha Hum Gujre Onki Gali Se Ajab Itefak Tha Onhone Feka Phol Par Guldasta Saat Tha
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Shikwa rahe hmse gila rahe humse
aarzu h bas yehi 1 silsila rahe hmse
fasle ho darmiya ya khta ho koi
Dua hai bus yehi NAZDIKIYA rahe humse
Shayri_Star - 52 days ago





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Main Hi Thaam saku Hath Unka Mujh Pe itni Ibaadat Si Karde Woh Reh Na Paye EK pal b Hamare Bina Ae khuda Tu Us ko Meri Aadat si Karde !
Shayri_Star - 53 days ago





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Khuda hamari tarh unko tanhai na de
Hum ji lenge tanha mgar unko judai na de
Humari nighao me basi rahe unki surt
Unko bhale hum dikhai n de
Shayri_Star - 53 days ago





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Waqt ki Aanch Me Patthar Pighal Jate He
Khushi K Lamhe Gam Me Badal Jate He
Q Krega Hm Ko Yaad Koi
Waqt K Sath-Sath Khaylat jo Badal Jate He
Shayri_Star - 53 days ago





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TUM Apni Tanhai MERE Nam Kar Do
Aisi Nigah Se Dekho K Sham Kar Do
Kya Sunau Tumhe HaaL-E-DiL Apna
TUM Apana Keh Kar kisa Tamam Kar do..
Shayri_Star - 54 days ago





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Nikli Pyar Ki Bat To Tum Yad Aye
Uthe DiL Me Wo Jazbat To Tum Yad Aye
Yu To DiL Mera Bebas N Rehta Tha
Par Badle Jab Halat To Tum Yad Aye
Shayri_Star - 54 days ago





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Sangeet sunkar gyan nahi milta,
Mandir jakar Bhagwan nahi milta,
Pathar to log is liye pujTe he Q ki Vishwas ke layak insaan nahi milta
Shayri_Star - 54 days ago





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Rishto Me Duria Mit Jayngi
Ehsas Ki Dunia Simat Jaygi
Hamko Yad Kar K Hi Palak Band Karna
Fir Sari Umar Apki Hasin Khawabo Me Kat Jaygi
Shayri_Star - 54 days ago





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Mana k aaj dur ho aap hmse,
pr Durio se kabi dil nahi tuta krte.
vishwas ki mitti me ugte h jo podhe,
wo waqt ki aandhio se nahi tuta karte
Shayri_Star - 55 days ago





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Hum to tujhe chahte hai har pal, Tu bhil apna hone ka haq jata de, Kuch nhi to kr itna karam, Jahan tu yaad naa aaye wo jagah bata de.
Shayri_Star - 55 days ago





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Dil k zakhmo ki sifarish na hui
hmari muskan ki farmaish na hui
jise dekhne ko TarasTi rahi aankhe
magar unhe humse milne ki khwahish na hui
prem4prem - 24 days ago





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Pyar ka dusra Naam Khuda hai Bcoz [Love is God] And [God is Love] aur Wo Khuda ka Bhi Khuda hota hai Jispe Aa jata hai Dil
Miss u dear
prem4prem - 25 days ago





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Hasrate Reh Jaynge aapke Bin Adhuri
Jindagi na Hogi apke Bin Poori
Ab or Sahi jaye na ye Duri
Jeene k liye aapka sath hai bahut jaruri..
prem4prem - 25 days ago





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Sare gawaho Ko Nazar rkhte hue
Apko Love Court Dhara 143 k tehat
ye Adalat apko Sucha Pyar Manke umar
Bhar sath Nibhane ka Hukam deti hai
prem4prem - 25 days ago





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Todna Hota to Rishta Na Banate
Umid Na Hoti to Sapne na Sajate
Aitbar Kiya hai aapke Pyar Par
Bharosa Na hota To aapne Dil ka Hissa Na Bante
prem4prem - 25 days ago





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Ishq ne Humhe Benaam kar Diya
har Khusi se Anjan kar diya
Hum ne kabhi Nahi chaha k Ishq hame b ho
par Unki ek Nazar ne Hume Nilam kar diya
prem4prem - 37 days ago





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Pyari ha Awaaz Tumhari
Bana Do ise Kismat Humari
Mai Zindagi me Kya Chahu
Jo Mil Jaaye Mohabbat Tumhari -4 Joke
JOIN BHARGAVA @9219592195
prem4prem - 37 days ago





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Wo Mere Liye Kuch khass Ha Yaro,
Jinke Aane ki aas hai Yaaro
Wo Najro Se Dur hai to kya hua
Banke Dil ki Dhadkan Mere Pass hai yaaro
>Avneet
prem4prem - 37 days ago





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Kash Ye Zindgi itni hasin Hoti
hum chahte or Manzil karib Hoti
Kehne ko to sab apne hai
Kash koi aisa hota
Jise Humare dard se takleef hoti
prem4prem - 38 days ago





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1 Tuta hua Shisha Hu utha k RkhLo
Kam aaunga Mujhe dil Me saja kr rakhLo
meri Halaat Pe haste h Zmane wle
Mujhe Apne Sine se Laga kar rkhlo
prem4prem - 38 days ago





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Santa to custmr care: Meri Bhains meri sim kha k bhag gayi he
CstmrCare: Toh hum kya kare
Santa: Ji puchhna tha Roaming toh nehi lagegi na ?
JOKEZONE - 24 days ago





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Select any Day Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday or
Us din
To kam se Kam na Liya karo.
>Avneet
[CITY of CITY]
JOKEZONE - 25 days ago





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Girls r Not Worried Abt Ther LOOKS now wah wah Girls r Not Worried abt ther LOOKS now coz I m Busy wid
My Books Now
wah wah
>Avneet
JOKEZONE - 25 days ago





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[PJ of Life]
Men Call their Wife "HOME Minister" What should women Call their Husbands? think it External Affairs Misnister
:)
>Avneet
JOKEZONE - 25 days ago





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Santa: Ghadi me Kitne Baje hai?
Banta: 2
Santa: aapki Ghadi Radio se Mili he?
Banta: Ji nhi Sasural se Mili h V r Back
thanks 4 Big Support
JOKEZONE - 25 days ago





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On a date Santa's girl friend asks him "Darling on our engagement,
will you give me a ring? He said Ya sure what's your phone no? >Avneet
JOKEZONE - 37 days ago





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Man 2 God: why Did u make Woman so Pretty? God: so u wud Love her Man: But Why did u make Her So Dumb? God: So she wud Love u. >Avneet
JOKEZONE - 37 days ago





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Bollywood PJ
Teri Palke hain bhigi bhigi Teri Palke hain bhigi bhigi Chiggy Wiggy 4Love Msg
JOIN prem4prem @09219592195
JOKEZONE - 37 days ago





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Santa: ye Dr Log operation se pehale patient ko Behosh Q karte hai?
Banta: Simple hai taki Patient Operation Sikh gaya to?
JOKEZONE - 37 days ago





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Boy: Aisa Greeting Card milega jisme Likha ho "Tum hi mera pehala Pyar ho" Dukandar: yes, mil Jayega. Ladka- Thik hai 10 de do >Avneet
JOKEZONE - 38 days ago





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