Sunday, November 01, 2009

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Santa Was Driving A Jeep In A Jungle.!
Tourist:How Do U Escape If A Lion Comes Now.?
Santa:Give d Indicator Of Rite Side And Turn Left...!
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Ram:Hamko Ladka Pasnd He Shadi Kab Karni He?
Shyam:Abi To Ladka Study Kr Raha Hai
Ram:Hamari Ladki Kon Si Bandariya hai jo kitabe faad degi.
JOKEZONE - 6 hours ago





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Bournvita k saath milta hai jar free Bournvita k saath milta hai jar free PV/nT=eight point three...! www.bhargava.blog.co.in
JOKEZONE - 6 hours ago





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Girl: Mujhe 1 aysa husband chahiye jo achi achi baate kare, hansi mazaq kare or muje songs sunaye
Boy:Tusi hsbd k badle Fm RADIO kharid le..
JOKEZONE - 6 hours ago





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Adhura-pan..... Bhagwan k bina MANDIR adhura Wife ke bina Ghar adhura Aur Aapke Bina . Are yaar CIRCUS ADHURA
@JOKEZONE
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Adhura-pan..... Bhagwan k bina MANDIR adhura Wife ke bina Ghar adhura Aur Aapke Bina . Are yaar CIRCUS ADHURA
@JOKEZONE
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Santa ka school me 7th new admision huwa
Tcher-Batao Sachin Tendulkar kon he?
Santa -Humko kya pata hum To school me naya he..
BHARGAVA - 6 hours ago





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Banta-Why are you signing all the checks in ur cheque book. Santa-So that no one can use cheques if I lose cheque book >Avneet Bhargava
BHARGAVA - 6 hours ago





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Teacher: Why are you Late? Santa: I was Obeying
Road Sign! Teacher:What Sign
Santa:SCHOOL AHEAD,
GO SLOW. Search on Orkut
BHARGAVA-Avneet
BHARGAVA - 6 hours ago





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Santa to Banta-1 Gud News 1 Bad News-
Gud News
Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya
Banta-aur Bad News
Santa-wo ek SAPNA tha.
BHARGAVA - 6 hours ago





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Raat Ko
Sone Se Pehle Sitaro Ki Dunya Me
Jane Se Pehle Sapno Me
Khone Se Pehle . . . SUSU Karna Mat Bhulna Mere Dost
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@Myfan
BHARGAVA - 9 hours ago





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Raat Ko
Sone Se Pehle Sitaro Ki Dunya Me
Jane Se Pehle Sapno Me
Khone Se Pehle . . . SUSU Karna Mat Bhulna Mere Dost
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@Myfan
BHARGAVA - 10 hours ago





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Maine Ek din Mandir ki Daan- Peti me 1 Rs. daal kar ek acha Dost manga
Tab
Bhagwaan ne Mujhe Aapse Milaya aur kaha
"1 Rs me AISA hi milega"
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago





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Santa ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi
Banta:Aur santa,kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa:Pooch mat yaar,
jab tak sister na kaho,bolti hi nahi.
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago





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i miss ur face i miss ur voice
i miss ur smile
i miss ur call
i miss ur company
i miss u a lot bt i ll never miss sweetest Love
LoveuJaanu
prem4prem - 6 hours ago





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Kahte He Accha Dost
Maths K ZERO Jaisa Hota H Jiski Waise to Koi Keemat Nhi Hoti
Par Wo Jiske Sath Jud Jye
Uski Keemat 10 Guna Badh Jati h
prem4prem - 6 hours ago





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Sweeter: Sms or MissCall. Ans: Miss call,
Bcoz it shows someone is terribly missing u that He or She is wordless to say or write! >AB
prem4prem - 6 hours ago





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Kabhi gam se aapki mulakat na ho
Udas bethe raho aisi koi bat na ho
Shikayat ho to hamain maaf kar dena
Fursat mile to hamain sms kar dena
prem4prem - 10 hours ago





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Dosti ki raho me kabhi AKELAPAN na mile
zindagi me apko kabhi GUM na mile
dua karte hai HUM,apko jo bhi dost mile
HUM se bhi acha mile
prem4prem - 1 day ago





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Tod Do Wo Kasam Jo Khayi Hai
Kabi Yaad Kr Lene Me Kya Burai Hai
Yaad Apko Bina Kiye Raha B Nhi Jata
DiL Me Jagah Apne Aisi Jo Banai Hai
prem4prem - 1 day ago





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Wen U r lonely, m sad
Wen U r happy, m glad
Remeber dat wat ever U feel i feel it twice
So if U miss me once
I miss U twice.! >Avneet
prem4prem - 1 day ago





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Din Dhal Chuka H
Sham Ja Rhi H
Ye Raat B Dekho Humpe Hase Ja Rhi Ha
Hr Waqt Tanhai Khamoshi Sata Rhi Ha
Kehna Sirf Ye Ha Apki Yaad Aa Rhi Ha
prem4prem - 1 day ago





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Har Chand Mile Har Sitara Mile.
Har Kadam Par Aapko Sahara Mile.
Zindgi Me Kabhi Akele Na Rahe Aap.
Koi Hum Jaisa Mile,Koi Humse Pyara Mile.
prem4prem - 1 day ago





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Shikwa rahe hmse gila rahe humse
aarzu h bas yehi 1 silsila rahe hmse
fasle ho darmiya ya khta ho koi
Dua hai bus yehi NAZDIKIYA rahe humse
Shayri_Star - 2 days ago





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Main Hi Thaam saku Hath Unka Mujh Pe itni Ibaadat Si Karde Woh Reh Na Paye EK pal b Hamare Bina Ae khuda Tu Us ko Meri Aadat si Karde !
Shayri_Star - 2 days ago





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Khuda hamari tarh unko tanhai na de
Hum ji lenge tanha mgar unko judai na de
Humari nighao me basi rahe unki surt
Unko bhale hum dikhai n de
Shayri_Star - 3 days ago





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Waqt ki Aanch Me Patthar Pighal Jate He
Khushi K Lamhe Gam Me Badal Jate He
Q Krega Hm Ko Yaad Koi
Waqt K Sath-Sath Khaylat jo Badal Jate He
Shayri_Star - 3 days ago





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TUM Apni Tanhai MERE Nam Kar Do
Aisi Nigah Se Dekho K Sham Kar Do
Kya Sunau Tumhe HaaL-E-DiL Apna
TUM Apana Keh Kar kisa Tamam Kar do..
Shayri_Star - 3 days ago





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Nikli Pyar Ki Bat To Tum Yad Aye
Uthe DiL Me Wo Jazbat To Tum Yad Aye
Yu To DiL Mera Bebas N Rehta Tha
Par Badle Jab Halat To Tum Yad Aye
Shayri_Star - 3 days ago





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Sangeet sunkar gyan nahi milta,
Mandir jakar Bhagwan nahi milta,
Pathar to log is liye pujTe he Q ki Vishwas ke layak insaan nahi milta
Shayri_Star - 4 days ago





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Rishto Me Duria Mit Jayngi
Ehsas Ki Dunia Simat Jaygi
Hamko Yad Kar K Hi Palak Band Karna
Fir Sari Umar Apki Hasin Khawabo Me Kat Jaygi
Shayri_Star - 4 days ago





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Mana k aaj dur ho aap hmse,
pr Durio se kabi dil nahi tuta krte.
vishwas ki mitti me ugte h jo podhe,
wo waqt ki aandhio se nahi tuta karte
Shayri_Star - 5 days ago





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Hum to tujhe chahte hai har pal, Tu bhil apna hone ka haq jata de, Kuch nhi to kr itna karam, Jahan tu yaad naa aaye wo jagah bata de.
Shayri_Star - 5 days ago





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Jo mile usko chahna vo 1 samzota he
Jisko chaho usko pana 1 safalta h
Par
Jb khabar h ki jo nhi milnewali phir b use chahna wo hi Mohbat he.
DDLJ143 - 7 hours ago





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Teri dosti ne drd sehna sikha diya
Meri rooh ko jina sikha diya
Tu kya jane kya h tera sath
Tere sath ne mere aansuo ko muskrana sikha diya.
DDLJ143 - 7 hours ago





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Art of frnship is like playing a MusiCal instrument!
1st You must learn to play by rules!
Then u must forget rules and play from Your heart!
DDLJ143 - 7 hours ago





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In ankho se aaj kisi ka didar hua he Mudat k bad dilne ikrar kiya he Aaj hm hi humare bs me nhi Lagta he hume unse pyar hua he.
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In ankho se aaj kisi ka didar hua he Mudat k bad dilne ikrar kiya he Aaj hm hi humare bs me nhi Lagta he hume unse pyar hua he.
@DDLJ143$
DDLJ143 - 8 hours ago





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FLASH NEWS:
Malayala Cinemayile evergreen actor THILAKAN ini ORMA... Enna moviyil abhinayikkum...
JOKeSPOT - 9 hours ago





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Attraction Happens Anytime. Love Happens Sometime. Marriage Happens Onetime. Friendship
Happens
Lifetime
JOKeSPOT - 9 hours ago





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Nalla soundhryam Nalla swabhavam Nalla manas Nalla samsaram Nalla budhi ITHIL YETHENGILUM ninak undayirunengil ni enne nannayipoyene
JOKeSPOT - 9 hours ago





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offer..offer..offer..
Only for Boy's: Pyar Karne Wale Ladko Ko
Ladki Ki Taraf Se
Ab ATM Bhi Milne Laga He ATM Means:
A-Any
T-Time
M-Maut
JokesFlash - 6 hours ago





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Sherni k ghar walo ne hathi ka rishta Q
Nhi liya socho Thoda aur socho Unka Aapsi maamla He
Tumko kya lena dena he
JokesFlash - 7 hours ago





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HI
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Sum Magical,
Sum Heart touchng sms 4 u with "ALL4U"
To join Sms JOIN ALL4U
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Sherni k ghar walo ne hathi ka rishta Q
Nhi liya socho Thoda aur socho Unka Aapsi maamla He
Tumko kya lena dena he
@JOKESFLASH
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Watch AAJ TAK NEWS now
32 College girls r admited in Hospital 4 suicide attempt Reason:my mobile was switched of yesterd @JOKESFLASH--
JokesFlash - 11 hours ago





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