Santa Was Driving A Jeep In A Jungle.! Tourist:How Do U Escape If A Lion Comes Now.? Santa:Give d Indicator Of Rite Side And Turn Left...! JOKEZONE - 6 hours ago
Ram:Hamko Ladka Pasnd He Shadi Kab Karni He? Shyam:Abi To Ladka Study Kr Raha Hai Ram:Hamari Ladki Kon Si Bandariya hai jo kitabe faad degi. JOKEZONE - 6 hours ago
Girl: Mujhe 1 aysa husband chahiye jo achi achi baate kare, hansi mazaq kare or muje songs sunaye Boy:Tusi hsbd k badle Fm RADIO kharid le.. JOKEZONE - 6 hours ago
Banta-Why are you signing all the checks in ur cheque book. Santa-So that no one can use cheques if I lose cheque book >Avneet Bhargava BHARGAVA - 6 hours ago
Teacher: Why are you Late? Santa: I was Obeying Road Sign! Teacher:What Sign Santa:SCHOOL AHEAD, GO SLOW. Search on Orkut BHARGAVA-Avneet BHARGAVA - 6 hours ago
Maine Ek din Mandir ki Daan- Peti me 1 Rs. daal kar ek acha Dost manga Tab Bhagwaan ne Mujhe Aapse Milaya aur kaha "1 Rs me AISA hi milega" BHARGAVA - 1 day ago
Santa ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi Banta:Aur santa,kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa:Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho,bolti hi nahi. BHARGAVA - 1 day ago
i miss ur face i miss ur voice i miss ur smile i miss ur call i miss ur company i miss u a lot bt i ll never miss sweetest Love LoveuJaanu prem4prem - 6 hours ago
Kahte He Accha Dost Maths K ZERO Jaisa Hota H Jiski Waise to Koi Keemat Nhi Hoti Par Wo Jiske Sath Jud Jye Uski Keemat 10 Guna Badh Jati h prem4prem - 6 hours ago
Sweeter: Sms or MissCall. Ans: Miss call, Bcoz it shows someone is terribly missing u that He or She is wordless to say or write! >AB prem4prem - 6 hours ago
Kabhi gam se aapki mulakat na ho Udas bethe raho aisi koi bat na ho Shikayat ho to hamain maaf kar dena Fursat mile to hamain sms kar dena prem4prem - 10 hours ago
Dosti ki raho me kabhi AKELAPAN na mile zindagi me apko kabhi GUM na mile dua karte hai HUM,apko jo bhi dost mile HUM se bhi acha mile prem4prem - 1 day ago
Tod Do Wo Kasam Jo Khayi Hai Kabi Yaad Kr Lene Me Kya Burai Hai Yaad Apko Bina Kiye Raha B Nhi Jata DiL Me Jagah Apne Aisi Jo Banai Hai prem4prem - 1 day ago
Wen U r lonely, m sad Wen U r happy, m glad Remeber dat wat ever U feel i feel it twice So if U miss me once I miss U twice.! >Avneet prem4prem - 1 day ago
Din Dhal Chuka H Sham Ja Rhi H Ye Raat B Dekho Humpe Hase Ja Rhi Ha Hr Waqt Tanhai Khamoshi Sata Rhi Ha Kehna Sirf Ye Ha Apki Yaad Aa Rhi Ha prem4prem - 1 day ago
Har Chand Mile Har Sitara Mile. Har Kadam Par Aapko Sahara Mile. Zindgi Me Kabhi Akele Na Rahe Aap. Koi Hum Jaisa Mile,Koi Humse Pyara Mile. prem4prem - 1 day ago
Shikwa rahe hmse gila rahe humse aarzu h bas yehi 1 silsila rahe hmse fasle ho darmiya ya khta ho koi Dua hai bus yehi NAZDIKIYA rahe humse Shayri_Star - 2 days ago
Main Hi Thaam saku Hath Unka Mujh Pe itni Ibaadat Si Karde Woh Reh Na Paye EK pal b Hamare Bina Ae khuda Tu Us ko Meri Aadat si Karde ! Shayri_Star - 2 days ago
Khuda hamari tarh unko tanhai na de Hum ji lenge tanha mgar unko judai na de Humari nighao me basi rahe unki surt Unko bhale hum dikhai n de Shayri_Star - 3 days ago
Waqt ki Aanch Me Patthar Pighal Jate He Khushi K Lamhe Gam Me Badal Jate He Q Krega Hm Ko Yaad Koi Waqt K Sath-Sath Khaylat jo Badal Jate He Shayri_Star - 3 days ago
TUM Apni Tanhai MERE Nam Kar Do Aisi Nigah Se Dekho K Sham Kar Do Kya Sunau Tumhe HaaL-E-DiL Apna TUM Apana Keh Kar kisa Tamam Kar do.. Shayri_Star - 3 days ago
Nikli Pyar Ki Bat To Tum Yad Aye Uthe DiL Me Wo Jazbat To Tum Yad Aye Yu To DiL Mera Bebas N Rehta Tha Par Badle Jab Halat To Tum Yad Aye Shayri_Star - 3 days ago
Sangeet sunkar gyan nahi milta, Mandir jakar Bhagwan nahi milta, Pathar to log is liye pujTe he Q ki Vishwas ke layak insaan nahi milta Shayri_Star - 4 days ago
Rishto Me Duria Mit Jayngi Ehsas Ki Dunia Simat Jaygi Hamko Yad Kar K Hi Palak Band Karna Fir Sari Umar Apki Hasin Khawabo Me Kat Jaygi Shayri_Star - 4 days ago
Mana k aaj dur ho aap hmse, pr Durio se kabi dil nahi tuta krte. vishwas ki mitti me ugte h jo podhe, wo waqt ki aandhio se nahi tuta karte Shayri_Star - 5 days ago
Hum to tujhe chahte hai har pal, Tu bhil apna hone ka haq jata de, Kuch nhi to kr itna karam, Jahan tu yaad naa aaye wo jagah bata de. Shayri_Star - 5 days ago
Jo mile usko chahna vo 1 samzota he Jisko chaho usko pana 1 safalta h Par Jb khabar h ki jo nhi milnewali phir b use chahna wo hi Mohbat he. DDLJ143 - 7 hours ago
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Art of frnship is like playing a MusiCal instrument! 1st You must learn to play by rules! Then u must forget rules and play from Your heart! DDLJ143 - 7 hours ago
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