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SMS Package Band Hone Pe 5 Log Bohat Khush hoge Kon? 1-Santa 2-Pathan 3-Santa 4-Munna 5- Aap Samajh Gaye Hoge
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 14 days ago

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U r my sweet friend hona I never want u to khona I want a place in your heart kona Otherwise i will start rona Pls 1 smile kar do na.
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 16 days ago

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If The Path Is Beautiful,
V Must Ask Wher It Leads.
Bt
If The Destination Is Beautiful,
Don't Ask Hw Is The Path...
Keep Walking
JOKeSPOT - 4 hours ago

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Akalan kothikunvaril ninnu akaluka
Adukkan kothikunnavarod adukuka
Marakan madikunnavare orkuka.Orkan madikunnavare marakuka.Its life
liv it
JOKeSPOT - 12 hours ago

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When one door of happines close,another opens:but often we so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened 4 us
JOKeSPOT - 1 day ago

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Something in your smiles speaks to me,
something in your voice sings to me,
Somethig in your eyes says to me,
that you are dearest to me.
JOKeSPOT - 2 days ago

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My friendship is like an onion Which has many layers in it
It will add taste 2 u r life
But if u try 2 cut it
You will have tears in ur eyes
JOKeSPOT - 2 days ago

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Start's INTERVAL.. THE END. You have just watched Adoor Gopalakrishnan's new film:
''shoonyathayil thirayunna vidddi"
JOKeSPOT - 2 days ago

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Sarva dukhangalkum vedanakalkum parihaaramayi Daivathinte ee chitram kanuka (empty) SORRY
Papikalku kaanan kazhiyilla
JOKeSPOT - 2 days ago

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Nulli Novichal
Athinte Vedhana
Kurachu Nimisham
Mathrame Undaku,
Bt,
Arenkilum Snehichu Novichal Athinte
Vedhana Oru
Janmam Muzhuvan Undakum
JOKeSPOT - 2 days ago

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Vidhi Enne Ninnil Ninnum Akatukayo Ormakale Maikukayo Cheyyam,
Bt
Ninnodulla En Sneham Vidhiku Munpil Tholkumenkil Orkuka,Athente Maranamanu
JOKeSPOT - 2 days ago

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November 1
Piranna manninte
Valarnna nadintee
Pythrukathintee
Samskarathintee
Malayala thanimayudee dinam
Eavarkum
KERALA PIRAVI mangalangal
JOKeSPOT - 2 days ago

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Mohabbat Ki Koi Qimat to Nahi lekin Phir b Agar
Tum Samjho k Mohabbat ka koi Mol ha To aisa karo
meri Jaan Le le
Apni Mohabbat De Do
Luv U
prem4prem - 1 hour ago

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Kabhi Kisi se Pyar Mat Karna,
Ho Jaye To inkar Mat Karna,
Chal sako to Chalna Uski raho pe,
warna yun hi Kisi ki zindgi khrab mat karna.
>AB
prem4prem - 1 hour ago

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Is Pyar ka Andaz kuch aisa ha
kya Bataye Ki apna Haal Kaisa h
Kon Kehta hai Ki tum Chand jaise ho
Such to ye hai ki Chand Tumhare Jaisa hai.
prem4prem - 1 hour ago

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HI
Sum differnt,
Sum Magical,
Sum Heart touchng sms 4 u with "ALL4U"
To join Sms JOIN ALL4U
to 9219592195 -
JOIN Just_Hi
to 9219592195
prem4prem - 1 hour ago

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Khushiyo K Pal Me Gam Ka Raaz H
Gamo Ki Mehfil Ko Bhi Hansi Ki Aas H
Zindgi K Pehlu Ko Ji Bhar K Ji Lo
Khfa Hi Shi Pr Kismat To Hmare Sath H
prem4prem - 1 day ago

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Jo mushkil se mile wo hai?
- Paisa..
Jo kisi-kisi ko mile wo hai?
- Pyar..
Jo sabhi ko mile wo hai?
-Gum.
Aur jo kismat se mile wo hain?
HUM
prem4prem - 1 day ago

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Chalo Aaj Dinner Ek Sath karte ha
MENU:
Pyar Ki Roti
Khushi Ki Sabzi
Chahat Ka Raita
Rishto ki Salad
Frndsp Bill- just a Sweet Smile
>Avneet
prem4prem - 1 day ago

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Bore Wid Old Jokes
to get New Jokes
sms JOIN JOKEZONE @09219592195
oR
JOIN BHARGAVA @09219592195 -4EngFrndshp Msg
JOIN MyFan @09219592195
prem4prem - 1 day ago

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Pyar karo par dokha mat dena. kisi ko ansuoon ka tohfa mat dena. dil se kose koi tumhe zindagi bhar. aisa kisi ko mauka mat dena.
@Myfan
prem4prem - 1 day ago

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Zindgi me Kabhi Tention mat lena
Bindas Ho k I Love u Kehna Agar
Gulab k badle Sandal Mile to kehna Pyari Behana Sada Khush rhana
>Avneet
BHARGAVA - 1 hour ago

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santa to Banta
Agar Neend Na aaye to kya krna chaiye?
Banta: Neend ka Intezar karne se acha hai k So hi jayo
search On Orkut
BHARGAVA-Avneet
BHARGAVA - 1 hour ago

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santa to banta:
agr tumhe tabele me bhense gin ni ho to kaise ginoge???
banta:very simple,
unke singh ginke use 2 se divide kar dunga..
BHARGAVA - 1 hour ago

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santa: meri or katrina kaf ki adat saman hai. banata: kon se adat? santa: na me use sms karta hu,na wo muj sms krti hai. >AB
BHARGAVA - 4 hours ago

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Wife:Ap apne frnd ki Biwi k janze pe nhi gye?
HUS:Kis muh se jau?
Wo mjhe 3ri Biwi K jnaze pe bula rha he or me use 1 dafa b nhi bula saka
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago

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Arz hai...
Aap hamare dil me base ho. . . . Aap hamare dil me base ho...
Wah wah
Thoda side ho jao saans lene wale pipe me fase ho.
>AB
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago

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Munna: Circut ye Dr Log operation se pehale patient ko Behosh Q karte hai? Circuit: Simple hai Bhai taki Patient Operation Sikh gaya to?
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago

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R u in LuV?
PurPose/Impress Ur LuV Wid LuV Msg
JOIN prem4prem @09219592195 4Jokes
JOIN JOKEZONE @09219592195
EngMsg
JOIN MyFan @09219592195
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago

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Killer One:Postman:I Had To Walk 5 Miles To Deliver This Letter.Santa:Y Did U Walk So Much.. U Could Had SenD It By Post... @Myfan
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago

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Santa to Dr: Puri body mein kahin bi ungli lagao to bahut dard hota hai.
Dr bole full body Xray karvao.
Pata chala ungli me fractur hai.
>AB
BHARGAVA - 2 days ago

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Shikwa rahe hmse gila rahe humse
aarzu h bas yehi 1 silsila rahe hmse
fasle ho darmiya ya khta ho koi
Dua hai bus yehi NAZDIKIYA rahe humse
Shayri_Star - 5 days ago

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Main Hi Thaam saku Hath Unka Mujh Pe itni Ibaadat Si Karde Woh Reh Na Paye EK pal b Hamare Bina Ae khuda Tu Us ko Meri Aadat si Karde !
Shayri_Star - 5 days ago

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Khuda hamari tarh unko tanhai na de
Hum ji lenge tanha mgar unko judai na de
Humari nighao me basi rahe unki surt
Unko bhale hum dikhai n de
Shayri_Star - 5 days ago

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Waqt ki Aanch Me Patthar Pighal Jate He
Khushi K Lamhe Gam Me Badal Jate He
Q Krega Hm Ko Yaad Koi
Waqt K Sath-Sath Khaylat jo Badal Jate He
Shayri_Star - 6 days ago

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TUM Apni Tanhai MERE Nam Kar Do
Aisi Nigah Se Dekho K Sham Kar Do
Kya Sunau Tumhe HaaL-E-DiL Apna
TUM Apana Keh Kar kisa Tamam Kar do..
Shayri_Star - 6 days ago

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Nikli Pyar Ki Bat To Tum Yad Aye
Uthe DiL Me Wo Jazbat To Tum Yad Aye
Yu To DiL Mera Bebas N Rehta Tha
Par Badle Jab Halat To Tum Yad Aye
Shayri_Star - 6 days ago

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Sangeet sunkar gyan nahi milta,
Mandir jakar Bhagwan nahi milta,
Pathar to log is liye pujTe he Q ki Vishwas ke layak insaan nahi milta
Shayri_Star - 6 days ago

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Rishto Me Duria Mit Jayngi
Ehsas Ki Dunia Simat Jaygi
Hamko Yad Kar K Hi Palak Band Karna
Fir Sari Umar Apki Hasin Khawabo Me Kat Jaygi
Shayri_Star - 7 days ago

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Mana k aaj dur ho aap hmse,
pr Durio se kabi dil nahi tuta krte.
vishwas ki mitti me ugte h jo podhe,
wo waqt ki aandhio se nahi tuta karte
Shayri_Star - 7 days ago

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Hum to tujhe chahte hai har pal, Tu bhil apna hone ka haq jata de, Kuch nhi to kr itna karam, Jahan tu yaad naa aaye wo jagah bata de.
Shayri_Star - 8 days ago

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Dad: Y r u Weeping? What Happen?
Son: Teacher Beat me
Dad: Sure u do some Mistake thats y he did Son: No dad I am Quit n Just Sleeping. :)
JOKEZONE - 1 hour ago

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PJ
Teacher: Andey Mein se Murgi Ka Bacha kaise Nikla?
Stu: Sie Ye koi badi baat nahi hai
Jayda Intersting ye hai k Wo usme gaya kaise hai?
JOKEZONE - 1 hour ago

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Biggest Pj Of Month: Why Don't Nails Bleed When We Cut Them? Coz
they're "NA-KHOON" Search On Orkut Community
BHARGAVA-Avneet
JOKEZONE - 1 hour ago

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HI
Sum differnt,
Sum Magical,
Sum Heart touchng sms 4 u with "ALL4U"
To join Sms JOIN ALL4U
to 9219592195 -
JOIN Just_Hi
to 9219592195
JOKEZONE - 1 hour ago

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Teacher to santa:
"1st BHARTI NARI ka name batao jo sabse pehle asman mein udi thi" santa:-"master ji,
SITA MATA Rawan de naal udi c.
JOKEZONE - 4 hours ago

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Dad:Puttar Tujhe yha se Delhi Jne me 1 Din or ane me 3 Din Q?
Bantu:ye car Bnne wale b Pagal h jane k liye 4 or aane k liye 1 Giyar
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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Nokar:Saab Aapke Kisi Khass Dost Ka Ph aay tha.
Saab: Tujhe Ksie pata K vo mera Khas Dost hai?
Nokar: Wo Puch rhe the "Kamine Ko Ph do"
>AB
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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Apni Life Me Lagaye Hassi Majak ka Tadka
Hasiye Aur Hasaiye sms-
JOIN MrJokes
to 09219592195 -Romantic Msg JOIN LuvShayri to 09219592195
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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Santa Laya 3 ghore... Wah wah.. Santa laya 3 ghore..
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Gaur farmaye..
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Santa laya 3 ghore..
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Aaja aaja dil nichore...
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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