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Aniversary Pr Santa Apni Biwi K Liye
Gulaab Ka Phul Le Kr Aya
Biwi:Muje Yeh Nhi Chahiye
Koi Sone Ki Cheez Do
Snta:Ye Lo Takiya Aur So ja
>AB
JOKEZONE - 10 hours ago

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Maine Zindgi Bhar Jiko Chaht Rha
Aaj Us ka Beta mujhe akar Bola
Dad Plz Mujhe School Drop kr Do
Moral
Har Koi aapki Traha Mama nahi Ban jata
JOKEZONE - 23 hours ago

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Philosophy of GAls
Firlt Wid Innocent BoysFrndship wid CharmingBoys
Contactwid cute Boys,Luv WidSincere Boys
Marriage widJaisi PAPA ki Marzi
JOKEZONE - 23 hours ago

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Dil u Kisi pe aata nahi
Pyar U Hi Kisi se Kiya Jata nahi
Pyar Kiya to Dard To Hoga hi
Q ki
YE Dard Moov Se b Jata nahi. Powered By JOKEZONE
JOKEZONE - 23 hours ago

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Santa- Mujhe 4 baje jaga dena..
Naukrani-lekin mujhe to time dekhna nahi aata. Santa-Tum jaga dena,time mai khud dekh lunga.. *BHARGAVA*
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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[Looses PJ]
Judge-Tumne Dn me Chori Karne Ki Himat kaise ki?
Chor- Mujhe is baat ka dar tha ki
Raat ko Mujhe akela Paakar Koi Loot na le..
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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[Truth of Lyf]
100 words Doesnt Give Pan while d lecture Takes Class
but A Friend Silence in xam Hall Brings More Tears in heart :)
True Na?
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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Doctor Tum to Mamuli Pith Dard Bata Rahe The
Lekin Tumhari to Dhadkan Bhi Kafi Badhi Hui Hai...
Banta-Wo 2 Apki Fees Dekhkar Bdhi Hai.
>AB
JOKEZONE - 2 days ago

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Mahroom Tha Mai Har Gum Har Khushi Se
Gila Tha Mujhe Zindgi Se
Pata Na Chala Kab Woh Dil Me Bas Gaye
Jabki Shuruwaat Ki Thi Humne Dosti Se
Shayri_Star - 8 hours ago

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Aana hai to khud he chale aao
Apni to adat hai bulaya nhi krte
Kbi hmse khafa hone ka tasawur b na krna
Hm aise sitamgr hain manaya nhi krte
Shayri_Star - 9 hours ago

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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, You Are Chanda, I am Star, Night Is Meant for Sleeping Yaar, Take a Pillow and So Jao Yaar. :-)gn.sd.tc
Shayri_Star - 1 day ago

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KisiKo Intzar Ki Sza Nhi Dete
Pyar Dene Wale Ko DiLSe Bhula Nhi Dete
Mere Ho Aur Hmesha Sirf Mere Rehna
Kyn K Hm Hr KisiKo Aisi Wfa Nhi Dete
Shayri_Star - 1 day ago

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Honto Ne Jiska Jikar Na Kiya Ho
Aankhe Unka Paigam Deti Hai
Duniya Se Unko Chupaye Kaise,
Har Dhadkan Unka Hi To Naam Leti Hai. jai Singh
Shayri_Star - 2 days ago

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Mhabat itni kro k fark na rahe
Intezar itna kro k waqt na rahe
Bharosa itna kro k shak na rahe
Yaad itna kro k duri ka ehsas na rahe
Shayri_Star - 2 days ago

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Pyar Se Pyar Ko BaSaya Jata He,
Pyar Se Pyar Ko Hasaya Jata He, Pyar To Wo Dawa He Dost Mere,
JiS Se Kanch Ko Bhi Kohinoor Banaya Jata He
Shayri_Star - 2 days ago

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Nazroo se jab nazar ka takrar hota hai,
har mod par kissi ka intezaar hota hai, dil rota hai zakham hastey hai,
isi ka naam to pyaar hota h
Shayri_Star - 2 days ago

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Zindgi Bhar Aapka Sath Na Chod Payenge
Aap Samajte H Hum Aapko Bhool Jayege
Har Koi Nahi Hota He Hum Jaisa
Ye AapA B Kisi Din Jan Jayenge
Shayri_Star - 3 days ago

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Bhige Mausam ki khushbu hawao me ho,
Hamare hone ka Ehsas in fizao me ho,
Sada Rahe Apke hotho pe muskan,
Bas itna asar hamari Duwao me ho.
Shayri_Star - 3 days ago

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Teacher:Tum school kisliye aate ho?
Stud:Vidya k liye sir.
Teacher:To phir tum class mein so kyu rahe ho?
Stdnt:Aaj Vidya Nahi aai isliye
JokesFlash - 6 minutes ago

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,___,___,
/___,__/ \
l__[]__l__! It's My House
Agar Chaho To Bech Kar Balance Dalwa Lo
Hum Road Pe Reh Lenge
Magar Apki Aawaz
K Bagair Nhi
JokesFlash - 9 minutes ago

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Wo Khush He Hum Khush He Kudrt Ka Hai Ye Khel Lakh Koshish Ki Humne Fir Bhi Huye Hr Saal Fail @CRICKETFLASH
JokesFlash - 16 hours ago

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Police during high alrt SANTA ke ghar aye talashi lene.
"Khabar hai k apke ghr me visphotak samagari hai" SANTA:"Sir,Wo Maike gayi hui hai"
JokesFlash - 16 hours ago

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Snta-Mere dada ne 1857 ki jang me dushman ki taange b kat dee thi
Banta: Gardan kyun nhi kati?
Santa: Wo pehle se hi kati padi thi
@aeDOST
JokesFlash - 23 hours ago

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Hamse SMS ka panga acha nahi Dost Choti si Memory wala tera mobile hai
Kuch to Khayal kar.
JokesFlash - 23 hours ago

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Agr Que. Paper Tuff Lage
Ya Samajh Me Na aye To
1 Gehri Saans Lo aur
Zor Se Chillao Kamino Fail Hi Krna He To Exam Kyo Lete Ho?
JokesFlash - 23 hours ago

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Dabbe me dabba dabbe me khargosh uncle ne aankh mari aunty behosh
JokesFlash - 1 day ago

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Wife=Agar Mai Gum Ho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge? Pati=Its d Time 2 Disco
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Kon Dhundega TujhKo
Kabhi Na Mile Tu Mujhko
JokesFlash - 1 day ago

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I'm in U.. Sender:
GOD
+916161131110 I MISS U. Sender:
YEMAN
+916666666666 I'LL Cheat U... Sender:
LOVER
+91084314314@$["d*!p$
JOKeSPOT - 5 minutes ago

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Once you
miss,
You cannot
join... That is
Love ! Once you
join,
You cannot
miss... That is
Friendship !!..
Good ni8
JOKeSPOT - 6 minutes ago

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+919645024362
JOKeSPOT - 2 hours ago

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Visit:
Www.Blogformovies.blogspot.com
And Download The Latest Movies .And U can Also Request To ur Any Movie That U Would Like Download
JOKeSPOT - 1 day ago

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True But Funny Fact-
A Girl Worries About Her Future Till She Gets a Husband
But
A Boy Never Worries About His Future Until He Gets a Wife
JOKeSPOT - 1 day ago

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Do u want a new RINGTONE OK,the count down begins now 05 04 03 02 01 00 ) (
/ )..)......prrrrr....
L ; !
JOKeSPOT - 2 days ago

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Gandijiyum
Nayantarayum
Thammilulla vethyasam...?
2perum thangalude vasthram upekshichu,
Oral naadinu vendi.....
Mattoral Naatukarku vendi.!
JOKeSPOT - 2 days ago

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Lov z AIRTEL-Expres Urself. Marrage z IDEA-An idea can chang Ur lif
Wif z HUTCH-Wher U go she folows U
BT Frndshp is NOKIA- conecting people
JOKeSPOT - 2 days ago

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Pucha Muje Chand Sitaro Ne
Tuje BhulaDia Kya Tere Jigri YaroNe
Main Muskrakr bola
"Bhul To Nhi Skte"
Bs Lage Hoge Kamine KisiKo PATANE Me
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 4 days ago

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Aap Ki Ek Baat Mujhe Bahut Psand Hai Aap Jab Bhi Koi SMS Karte Ho To
Dil Se Karte Ho Q Ki . Dimag To Aap K Pass Hai Hi Nhi Na
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 20 days ago

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Jab koi baat bigad jaye Jab koi mushkil badh jaye
Toh. Toh. Hoth ghuma,
seeti baja,
seeti bajake bol
bhaiya. ALL IS WELL!
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 20 days ago

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Alladin ka chirag mila,
maine jinn se bola-
Is sms padne wale k dimag ko 10 guna bada do. Jinn bola-
Multiplication doesn't apply on zero!!
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 20 days ago

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Kutte
.
Kameene
.
Gadhe
.
Ullu Ke Patthe
.
Bandar
.
Bhaalu
.
Bhains
.
Haathi
.
Gende Sab Mil Kar B Humari DOSTI Nahi Tod Sakte
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 22 days ago

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Patni=sunoji,Doctor ne mujhe 1 mahine k Aaram k liye kisi hill Station par Jaane ko kaha hai,
hum kaha Jayenge? Pati-Dusre Dr. K pass...
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 22 days ago

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After Wedding- Husband:
Look Darling!
Before Marrige
I Had
Affair Wid 20 Girls Wife:
Janu Kundli Milli H
To
Gunn To Millenge Hi Na
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 22 days ago

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Smile is complete wen it beings wid ur lips reflects in ur eyes n nds wid a glow on ur face wish u many such moments in ur life:-)
SMSFUN - 40 days ago

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Dosti agar buri hy to use hone mat do,Hogai to use khone mat do,Aur agar dost ho sab se piyara,To use sonay mat do.To "JAGTE RAHO".
SMSFUN - 40 days ago

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Movie review - DE DHANA DHAN. Keep your mind aside and watch. Good start but hopeless ending. One can surely avoid this one.
SMSFUN - 40 days ago

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A Relaxed mind,A peaceful soul,A joyful spirit,A healthy body,n a heart full of love... All these are my wishes for U ... Good morning.:-)
SMSFUN - 41 days ago

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Great quote. . . . . "Life is not about the people who act true to your face. . Its about the people who remain true behind your back."
SMSFUN - 42 days ago

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Working Towards
Success, Will Make U a Master..
But Working Towards Satisfaction, Makes U a Legend..
Strive for Excellence..
Be a Legend.
SMSFUN - 42 days ago

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Samjh Na Ske Unki Bato Ko,
Hm Pyar K Nashe Me Chur The..
Aaj Samajh Me Aaya,Jis Pe Hm Jaan Chidakte The,Wo Dil Todne Ke Liye Mashur The.
SMSFUN - 42 days ago

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After almost 30 years amitabh can finally answer shashi kapoor... "Agar tumhare paas MAA hai toh mere paas 'PAA' hai..
Www.ygoel.com
SMSFUN - 43 days ago

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