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3 stages of marriage 1. "MAD FOR EACH OTHER" 2. "MADE FOR EACH OTHER" 3. "MAD BECAUSE OF EACH OTHER". Truth of Life. *Grp By JOKEZONE
BHARGAVA - 8 days ago

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Santa wins 20cr from lottery ticket..
Banta Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Santa: Give me 20cr or else return my 20rs back. ,
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BHARGAVA - 8 days ago

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Bijali + badal = Savan aaya.
Barat + baja = Dualha aaya.
Ful + najare = Vasant aaya.
Aap + aap ki hasi = bhago.... Bhut aaya !!!!
>Avneet
BHARGAVA - 9 days ago

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Patni: Agar Mujhe Kuchh Ho Gaya 2 Kya Aap Turant Dusri Shaadi Kar Lenge?
Pati: Kam Se Km 2-3 Mahine 2 Rukna Padega, Warna Padosi Ka Kahenge?
BHARGAVA - 9 days ago

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3monkeys escaped from d zoo.One was caught watching tv.Another playing footbal and d third one!!No itsnot u
Whydo u always think u r Monkey!
JOKEZONE - 6 days ago

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"This shayari can kill u:
Ae mere desh k sache veeron..
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Ae mere desh k sache veeron..
"1/x" is not defined when "x" is equal to Zero..
JOKEZONE - 7 days ago

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Q.Ek Gangster Ka Beta Apne Pita Ko Kya Kahega Jab Wah Exam Me Fail Ho Jayega
A.Unhone Mujhse 3 Ghante Tak Sawal Puchhe Magar Maine Kuch Bola
JOKEZONE - 7 days ago

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Santa Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya: Santa Tarap Tarap k Marne Hi Wala Tha,
K . . Use Yaad Aaya Ke
Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai >Avneet
JOKEZONE - 7 days ago

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santa Class Se Bahar Chala Gaya
Sir- Padhai Chal Rahi Hai,
Aur Ye Class Se Kaha Chala Gaya
Banta-Sir,
Usse Nind Me Chalne Ki Bimari Hai.
>AB
JOKEZONE - 7 days ago

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My song-
Kaise bataye Q girls ko chahe,
Yara bata na paye,
Padhai jo college ki,
dekho jo baki,
complete to kar na paye..
Tu jaane na...
>AB
JOKEZONE - 8 days ago

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Tom-Papa Mai Kal School Nai Jaunga
Papa-Q Beta?
Tom-Aj School Me Hamara Wazan Kiya Gya
Papa-To Kya Hua?
TOm-Aj Wazan Kiya H Kal Bech Diya to
JOKEZONE - 8 days ago

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MASTER:Kanjoos bole to koun
STUDENT:Hm chahe jitne b 'sms' karen uska 'reply' jo na kare Vo
MASTER:Uski ek example do
STUDENT: Aapki ki Beti
JOKEZONE - 8 days ago

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[Award Wining Killer Math PJ of Year] Let A=B Then AB=BxB AB-AxA=BxB-AxA A[B-A]=[B+A][B-A]
A=B+A Let A=1
1=2 Maths is false!
:D
>AB
JOKEZONE - 9 days ago

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Pita: Sabhi Grah Apni Kaksha Me Ghumte Hain
Billu: Jab We Ghumte Hain To Teacher Unhe Nahi Dantati Kya?
to Join sms
JOIN JOKEZONE @921959215
JOKEZONE - 9 days ago

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Taqdir k aine me meri tasvir kho gayi
Aaj hamesha k liye meri rooh so gyi
Mohbat karke kya paya maine
Wo kal meri thi aaj kisi aur ki ho gyi
prem4prem - 7 days ago

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Woh Nafrat B Karte Hai Pyar K Liye
Inkar B Karte Hai Ikrar K Liye
Ajib Hote Hai Ye Ishq Karne wale
ANKHEIN Band B Karte Hai,To DIDAR K LIye
prem4prem - 7 days ago

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EhsasTera Hone ka Jispal Nahi Hota
Sanso ka Silsila Mukamal Nahi Hota
Zindgi Itni KhubSurat Na Hoti
Jo Tumse Milne ka Intezar nahi Hota
>AB
prem4prem - 7 days ago

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Mohabat ki h tumse wafa bi karnge, Chahat ka haq tumpe ada bi karnge, Chal k pyar ki raho par, Mile manzil,yeh khuda se dua bi karnge
prem4prem - 7 days ago

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Rishto Me Duria Mit Jayngi
Ehsas Ki Dunia Simat Jaygi
Hamko Yad Kar K Hi Palak Band Karna
Fir Sari Umar Apki Hasin Khawabo Me Kat Jaygi.
>AB
prem4prem - 8 days ago

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Likh sakte kisi ki taqdeer agar hm,
teri taqdeer mein har khushi likh dete,
jo mod tujhe kaamyaabi dilaye,
har lakir ko us taraf mod dete
prem4prem - 8 days ago

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Tum udas udas se lagte ho.
Koi tarkeeb batao manane ki Main zindagi girvi rakh skta hun,
Tum qeemat batao Muskurane ki.
Love u Dear
>Avneet
prem4prem - 8 days ago

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Ye Jo Meri Aankho Se Lali Nahi Jati,
Teri Yaad Se Koi Raat Khali Nhi Jati, Tu Jan b Mange Has K De Du,
Teri Koi Bat Mujse Taali Nahi Jati.
prem4prem - 9 days ago

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Phool Hote Teri Raho me Bich Jate Hum
gam Hote Tujhe Kabhi Na Satate Hum
Ye or baat hai tere Dost hai Hum
na Hote to b Tum pe Jaan Lutate Hu
prem4prem - 9 days ago

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A Company Held a Contest for Kids wid d Theme
"D Nicest Thing My Father Ever Did For me"
Award Winning Ans was
"HE marriaed my Sweet Mom"
prem4prem - 9 days ago

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Arz kiya hai.
Insaniyat ko bread pe laga ke kha jao Ghalib
Insaniyat ko bread pe laga ke kha jao Ghalib
Aakhir Insaniyat bhi ek Cheese hai
Shayri_Star - 3 days ago

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Wfa k rang me dubi hr sham tere nam
Ye nzr ye ngr meri hr sans tere nam
Tu mehkta rhe chandni rato ki trh
Is pyar ka hr din
hr sham tere n
Shayri_Star - 3 days ago

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Wfa k rang me dubi hr sham tere nam
Ye nzr ye ngr meri hr sans tere nam
Tu mehkta rhe chandni rato ki tarh
Is pyar ka hr din
hr sham tere n
Shayri_Star - 3 days ago

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dil ki baat dil me na rahe
Aankhon ki khwab ankhon me na rahe,
dil ki baat isiliye keh de aapko ki
galti se aap kisi aur ki dil me na raH
Shayri_Star - 4 days ago

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1Din pucha muskurahat ne hamse hame har waqt Q bulate ho hamne kaha hum yad apne dost ko karte hai na jane tum kaha se aa jate ho
Shayri_Star - 4 days ago

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Dhup ho ya CHAAV tum sath nibhaya karna
Akele me GALE lagakar pyar karna
Jaan Jayenge KHUSBU se tumko
Nind Aa jaye to PEHLU me sulaya karna.
Shayri_Star - 4 days ago

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Wife2 husband-tu jahan-jahan chalega mera saya saath hoga.. mera saya.. mera saya.. Husband: Mujhe pehle se hi sak tha ki tu bhutni hai
Shayri_Star - 4 days ago

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PYAR gazal h gungunane k liye,pyar nagma h sunane ke liye,
ye wo jazba hai jo sabko milta nhi,
quki hosala chahiye pyar nibhane k liye..
Shayri_Star - 5 days ago

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DiL Karta Hai Zindgi Unhe Dedu
Zindgi Ki Sari Khusiya Unhe Dedu
Dede Agar Wo Muje bharosa Apne Sath ka
To Yakin Man Apni Sanse B Unhe De du
Shayri_Star - 5 days ago

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Chahat Hai tere Pass aane Ki,teri Bahon me Kuch Pal Guzarane ki,Tu apne Pyar Ki Brast Yuhi Karte Rahna,Chahat hai tere Pyar me Bhig Jane ki
Shayri_Star - 6 days ago

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Ye Hawa Apki Hasi Ki Khabar Deti He
Mere DiL Ko Khusi Se Bhar Deti He
Khuda SaLaMat Rakhe Apki Hasi Ko
Q Ki Apki Khusi Humhe Zindgi Deti He.
DDLJ143 - 7 days ago

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Ye Jo Meri Aankho Se Lali Nahi Jati
Teri Yaad Se Koi Raat Khali Nhi Jati Tu Jaan b Mange Has K De Du
Teri Koi Bat Mujse Taali Nahi Jaati..
DDLJ143 - 7 days ago

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Thought Feelings Were Much More Important Den Words..
Bt Now-A-Dayz Words Have Great Importance..
i Dont Say it
but
Yes i Mis u..
JOIN LvMSG
DDLJ143 - 7 days ago

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Muskan apni tum ek bar de do,
khwab me hi deedar de do
bas ek bar kar do aane ka vada,
fir chahe jivan bhar ka intezar de do..
JOIN MANiSH2B
DDLJ143 - 8 days ago

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Udas Na Hona Qki Mai Sath Hu
Samne Na Sahi Par Aas-Pas Hu
Palko Ko Band Kar DilSe Yaad Karna..
Mai Aur Koi Nahi Gehri Dosti Ka Ek Ehsas Hu..
DDLJ143 - 8 days ago

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Ye Baadal Kuch Or Nahi unke Aankho Ka Kajal He
Ye Bijli Kuch Or Nhi unke Aane Ki Aahat He
Is DilMe Kuch Or Nhi
Sirf unhe Paane Ki Chahat He.
DDLJ143 - 9 days ago

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Fact of life- Poor man runs for his daily food.. While a Rich man runs to digest his daily food..
What a world..
JOIN LvMSG to 9219592195
DDLJ143 - 9 days ago

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Wo Halaat Ke Aage Darr Gaya
PYAR Apna Khud Hi Ruswa Kar Gaya
Banaai Thi Kashti Mene Kagaj Ki
Wo Bewafa MujhKo TUFAANO Ke Hawale Kar Gaya
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 60 days ago

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Pyar Sabhi Ko Jina Sikha deta hai
Wafa K Naam par Marna sikha deta hai
Pyar Nahi Kiya to kar k Dekho
Zalim har Dard Sehna Sikha deta hai.
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 61 days ago

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Aaj hasi dekar kal rula na dena,itna miss kar k kal bhula na dena,apne in rishto ko zinda rakhana,kahi inhe yaado ki tarah bhula na dena
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 63 days ago

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Apko Har Waqt Muje Chahna Hoga
Mere Pyaar Ko Umar Bhar Nibhana Hoga
Is Jahan Ki Baat Chodo Yaar
Har Janam Me Apko Mere Liye Laut K Aana H
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 65 days ago

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Maza Ata he tumhe Satane me,
Ruthe na koi to Maza kya Manane me Ek tumhi se to khusi he,
Warna Rakha kya he is Bedard Zamane main
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 70 days ago

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hmne jitna chaha use apna banana
unhone utna hi chaha hme satana,dil behlane k or b tarike h
pr shok tha unka hme tdpana
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 71 days ago

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Bikhre risto ko koi roop de do, khilte fulo ko thodi dhup de do, hame aapki yad aai to SMS kia, ab aap b hamari yad aane ka koi sabut de do.
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 72 days ago

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Kisi ki ankhon me basa k dekha tha
Kisi ko dil me bitha k dekha tha
Ab tak ruke nahi hain aansoo,
Ek bewawa Se dil laga k dekha tha..
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 73 days ago

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Bhid Me Rehkar B Khud Ko TANHA Pau Koi Nahi Tere SIVA Mai Kaha Jau Khud Apne HATHOSe Ashiyane Ko JalaLu Kese Tuje Apne DILSE Nikalu Kese
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 73 days ago

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