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Santa - Aahista Chalao Bhai.. 12 Baccho Ka Baap Hu Taxi Driver- Apni Speed Dekhi Hai Sahab, Jo Mere Speed Par Aitraaz Kar Rahe Ho..
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 42 minutes ago

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Shadi Me khane K 2 Rule PEHLI bar is tarah khao
ki dusri bar
milega nahi DUSRI bar is tarah khao
ki pehli bar khaya hi nhi
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RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 1 hour ago

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Pappu Cycle Sath Le K Bhaga
Ja Rha Tha
Raste Men Kisi Ne Kaha K
Pappu Chai To Peete Jao
Pappu-Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pe Na Baith Jata
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 2 days ago

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Beta:papa aap mujhe 1dhol kharid do.Papa:dhol se logo ko tum bahut tang karoge.
Beta:nahi papa logo ke so jane ke baad hi mai dhol bajaunga
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 2 days ago

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Teri ummid tera intjar krte H Ae sanam hm to sirf Teri Bahen se pyar krte H
Pr
Tere papa mera DANDA le k intjar krte H
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 2 days ago

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Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe bar-bar I LUV U bol raha h,kya kru?
Father:Beta usse shadi kr le, zindgi me agar dubara bolde to mera nam badal dena
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 3 days ago

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Life Me Kbhi Serious Na Hona
Tension Na Lena Hamesha Haste Rehna Wrna Log Khenge Ghor Kalyug Aa Gaya Aaj Kal
'CARTOON' Bhi Nahi Haste
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 3 days ago

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Lohe Ko Loha Kat Ta Hai. Heere Ko Heera Kat Ta Hai.. Zeher Ko Zeher Kat Ta Hai.. . . Aise Hi Tumhe Ek Din Kutta Katega...
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 4 days ago

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The worlds No.1 SMS Group "SMS_WORLD" with 94000 Member CONTENTS:
1 Shayris Sms
2 Love Sms
3 Funny/Jokes Sms JOIN SMS_WORLD
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JokesFlash - 4 hours ago

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Beautiful Girls Dont Like To Study.. Why ? Bcz.. They Know Ki Duniya K Kisi Kone Me Koi Na-Koi Gadha
Un K Liye Padh Hi rha hoga
JokesFlash - 19 hours ago

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Lohe Ko Loha KatTa Hai.
Heere Ko Heera KatTa Hai.
Zeher Ko Zeher KatTa Hai.
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. Aise Hi Tumhe
Ek Din Kutta Katega.
JokesFlash - 19 hours ago

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Polic:Park me aise kam krte ho,Bacho p kya asar padega
Snta-HumDono Maried H
P-To Ghar me kro
Snta-Tb iske Pati pr kya asar padega
JokesFlash - 19 hours ago

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Hmare Pas Bhi DiL Tha Yaro
Jo Ab Kisi Ne Chura Rkha He
Ab Roz Naya DiL Kha Se Lau
Kasam Se In Ladkiyo Ne To
HALLA Macha Rkha He
@PAGALPANTI
JokesFlash - 19 hours ago

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Snta to Shopkeeper-Tmne Mere Naukar Se Badtamizi Ki
Shopk-Sorry Sir,Ab Se Apka Kutta B Ayega
To Hm Samjhenge Ki Aap Aaye H @MeraSanam
JokesFlash - 19 hours ago

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Snta to Shopkeeper-Tmne Mere Naukar Se Badtamizi Ki
Shopk-Sorry Sir,Ab Se Apka Kutta B Ayega
To Hm Samjhenge Ki Aap Aaye H @MeraSanam
JokesFlash - 22 hours ago

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Snta Ko Koi Mobile Pe Tang Krta Tha
Snta Ny New Sim Kharid Kr Usy Msg Kia
Mene Wo Sim Band Kr Dia H
Ab Tera Bap B Muje Tang Nhi Kr Skta
JokesFlash - 23 hours ago

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Snta ne 1 raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kha-Apne pehchana mujhko?
Ladki-Nhi
Snta-Mai whi hu jisko Apne parso b nhi pehchana tha
JokesFlash - 1 day ago

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Pandit:Tumhare jeevan me 6 ladkiya aayegi. Boy:Wow,kya baat hai.
Pandit:Zyaada khush hone ki baat nahi hai
"1 patni aur 5 betiyan hai"
JokesFlash - 1 day ago

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A Short Walk is so tedious when no one walks with U
but a Long Journey is just like a few steps when U walk with some1 who Loves n cares 4 U
JOKeSPOT - 35 minutes ago

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Life is just lik a sea
we r moving without end
Nothing stays with us
wat remans is just the memores of som people who touched us as waves
JOKeSPOT - 37 minutes ago

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Friendship is a silent gift of nature More old
more strong More deep..more clear More close..more warm
Less words..more understanding
JOKeSPOT - 39 minutes ago

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I Got Lots f Jokes In Inbox,Bt Can't Send U All Of Thm, It Will Tak A Lot f TimE,So I'm Sendng U Just1Joke. *
* * * *
"U r So Beautiful
JOKeSPOT - 41 minutes ago

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"No one has ever won a game of Chess by moving forward alone.Sometimes you have to move backward to get a better step forward". Thats life..
JOKeSPOT - 16 hours ago

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The purpose of frnshp is not to hav sumone who might completely be with u, but to have someone with whom u might share ur incompleteness..GN
JOKeSPOT - 17 hours ago

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A "SECOND" is
Required To
Say Ur
"LOVE" But A "LIFE"
Is Required To Prove Ur
"LOVE" So Do Not Waste
Ur "LIFE" 4 a
"SECOND"......
JOKeSPOT - 18 hours ago

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Aa mukham.
Aa chiri.
Aa nottam.. Style nadatham.. Soumyamaya samsaram.. Budhi shakthi... Sathyathil njan oru maha sambhavama alle
JOKeSPOT - 18 hours ago

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Love has one law
Make the person happy whom u love.
In the same way frndship has one law "Never make your friend feel alone until u r alive
JOKeSPOT - 18 hours ago

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Down in d valley curved on rocks.
3 little wrds "4gt me not"
v met as strangers, bcame frens.
lets hope v mke a heavn where frndshp nvr ends
SMSFUN - 3 hours ago

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Sapne saare tod kar beithe hai
dil ka armaan chod kar beithe hai
na kijiye humse wafa ki baatein
abhi-abhi dil ke tukde jod kar beithe hain
SMSFUN - 3 hours ago

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Mere dil me pyar ki pyas rehne do in nigaho me teri aas rehne do Tumne sab kuch to mujhse chheen liya Ek yaad h use to paas rehne do..
DDLJ143 - 2 minutes ago

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PasndHe Surat Hme LakhoMe Unki,
Koi JaduTo JarurHe AnkhoMe Unki,
Ghayal DilKi BatoKo Wo Jane YaNa Jane,
HamneTo Bitaya He PalPal YadoMe Unki
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MeRi
KhAtA
pE
nArAz
Na
HoNa
tEri
PyARi
MU$KAN
kO
kAbi
Na
KhOnA,
$UKUN
MiLtA
hAi
DeKh
K
TeRi
MU$KURAHAT!
yArO
mUjE
mAuT
B
AYE
TO
B
MaT
rOnA
DDLJ143 - 2 minutes ago

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If u wait 4 Happy moments,
u will wait forever..
But if U start believing Dat u r Happy,
U will be Happy 4ever.
Wishing U Happiness 4ever..
DDLJ143 - 4 minutes ago

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ApKi HaSi BaDi pYaRi lAgTi hE,
ApKi hAr kHuShi hAmE HaMaRi lAgTi hE,
kAbHi dOOr nA kArNa kHuDsE hAmE,
jAaN sE B pYaRi ApKi dOsTi lAgTi hE..!
DDLJ143 - 14 minutes ago

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MaStErJi- AgAr SaChE DiLsE bHaGwAn sE pRaThna Ki jAyE tO wO pUri hOti hAi.
LaDkA- raHnE dO SiR, aAaR AiSa hOtA tO aAj aAp mErE sAsUrJi hOtE.
DDLJ143 - 15 minutes ago

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dOsTi aUr mEhAnDi mE KHaAs FaRaK
NaHi hOtA,
dOnO Ek kAaM KaR JaTi
hE,
ZiNdAgI mE kHuShIyO K rAnG dEtI
hE,
AuR kHuD FaNnAh hO jAtI
hE..
M.B
DDLJ143 - 15 minutes ago

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Dekha nhi tuje fir b dekte h din rat.
Chaha nhi kabi fir b chahte h din rat
Hua kya h hme khud nhi pata..
Pa liya jise use mangte h din rat.
DDLJ143 - 4 hours ago

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Whi raat ki khamosi,whi raat ki tnhai,hwa apne 7 kisiki yad le aai,hm to bethe us chand ko dkh rhe the..
fir n jane kis k liye ankh bhar aai
DDLJ143 - 4 hours ago

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Sacchi khushi ka ehsas aap hi to ho
Saari duniya se khas aap hi to ho
1 pal bhi aap ko bhula nahi pate
Har pal dil ke paas aap hi to ho,
Shayri_Star - 20 minutes ago

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Yaad Karte Hai TuMhe Tanhai Me
Dil Duba Hai GaMo Ki Gehrai Me
HaMe Mat Dhundo Duniya Ki Bhid Me,
HuM Milenge TuMhe TuMhari Hi Parchayi Me
Shayri_Star - 4 hours ago

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