Saturday, January 09, 2010

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After Wedding- Husband:
Look Darling!
Before Marrige
I Had
Affair Wid 20 Girls Wife:
Janu Kundli Milli H
To
Gunn To Millenge Hi Na
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 7 days ago





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A man in Hell asked Devil:Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil: Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 9 days ago





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Aaj Achanak Hath Pe
Ek Aansu Gira, Maine Us Se Pucha:
Aye Aansu Tum Kyun Bahar Aaye Ho? Aansu bola: Abay Apny Kaam Se Kaam Rakh. :-)
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Mera To Ye Sun Kar Heart Fail Ho Gaya Faraz... .
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. Jab Meri Kaam Wali Maasi Ne Kaha, Sahab! Orkut Pe Mujhe Bhi Add Karlo. :-)
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GOLU went for interview.
The qstion was when is ur birthday?
GOLU -November 15th
WHICH year?
GOLU- what nonsense,every year.
JokesFlash - 15 hours ago





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. na na
ye blank sms nahi hai bas fog ki wajah se kuch dikh nhi rha hai
Hapy Fog Season..!:
JokesFlash - 15 hours ago





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GOLU-Tum to kaha Rahe The Ki Mai cement ki factory
Banauga to abhi tak banaya nai
MOLU-Kya karu Factory banay k liye Cement hi
nahi mil raha
JokesFlash - 15 hours ago





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SL-252/1 (Won 9wk
118-Tharanga*
108-Jayawardene BD-249/9
47-Sakib >IND v SL-10JAN @KrazzyZone
JokesFlash - 16 hours ago





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Man: Santa ji apko garmi lagti he
to kya karte ho?
Santa: AC k paas ja k beth jata hoon
Man: fir b garmi lage to? To AC "ON" kar leta hu
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Tmhari raho me me 100-100 k not bichha deta h
Tmhari raho me me 100-100 k not bichha deta hu tum jaati ho wapas utha leta Hu
JokesFlash - 22 hours ago





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Santa- Mere Dada ne 1857 ki jang me Dushman Ki taange tak kat De thi
Banta- Gardnain Q ni Kati
Santa- Vo pehale se Kat pari thi
JokesFlash - 22 hours ago





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High clas insult
Boy 2 girl-Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi ho
Girl-Mai isiliye itni der se soch rahi hu k mere paas gadha q khada hai
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Gdnt frnd's
JOKeSPOT - 25 days ago





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NA
JOKeSPOT - 25 days ago





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M'6/:(?,Of,m:-
,5Da.J?:-,6)
Es.7oM,;-L-
5/:(?,2 Vallathum Manasilaayo? Budhiyula Enikku Manasilaayila Pinneyale Buddhiyilaatha Ninakku
JOKeSPOT - 25 days ago





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Tintu mon:- Ente noval thakazhiyude "KAYAR" nekkal sakthamanu! Frnd:- Entha ninte novelinte peru Tintu mon:- "VADAM"...
JOKeSPOT - 25 days ago





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Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat....Sweet words r easy 2 say..
But, Sweet people r hard 2 find. You r really great..
How did you find me
9496338038
JOKeSPOT - 25 days ago





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BEST SMS OF 1947 Ha Ha Ha.!! You Fool.....
Annu MOBILE undayiruno?
Swalpam engilum Buddhi undo.?
u fool
JOKeSPOT - 26 days ago





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Tintu mon:- Ente noval thakazhiyude "KAYAR" nekkal sakthamanu! Frnd:- Entha ninte novelinte peru Tintu mon:- "VADAM"....
JOKeSPOT - 26 days ago





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Remembering is the hearts own way of keeping touch with those v really like.. This special sms comes to tell u that I Remember U always..
JOKeSPOT - 26 days ago





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Tree is Green.. Sea is Blue.. Night is Black.. Milk is White.. Friends are RED.... Because,,,
MY FRIENDS ARE MY "BLOOD"
JOKeSPOT - 26 days ago





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Frndshp doesnt happn wt
spcl peple Peple bcme spl
aftr bcomng frnds Moral
U wer born ordinary
I mad u special
No need 2 say
Thnx its alryt
JOKeSPOT - 26 days ago





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Katrina:-Me tere liye subko chodd dungi
sallu-Ma bap ko
katrina-ha
sallu-film
katrina-ha
sallu-"Avneet" ko b"
Katrina:aukat me rheke baat kr
JOKEZONE - 4 hours ago





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Patni-Sunoji
Is Hafte Roz Cinema Dekhenge, Agle Hafte Puri Shoping Krnge
Pati-Uske Agle Hafte Hum Mandir Jayenge
Patni-Kyu Pati-Bhik Mangne
JOKEZONE - 4 hours ago





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Dhokebaj, Farebi Makkar Bewafa Chor Nalayak Dhongi Kamine Kutte Suar Gadhe Kanjoos Bhagvan aapko in sabhi logo se bachaye.
JOKEZONE - 15 hours ago





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Student Study Walked out of d Class
Prof. Asks Why Is dis Fellow Walking out of my Cls??
Student- Sir, he has d Habit of walking In sleep.
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago





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Santa- Mere Dada ne 1857 ki jang me Dushman Ki taange tak kat De thi
Banta- Gardnain Q ni Kati
Santa- Vo pehale se Kat pari thi *BHARGAVA*
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago





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Falon Ke Raja Ko aam Kehte hai
Dopher k baad Ko sham kehte hai
Raksha Kare Use Ram kehte hai
JO sms ka Jawab na de Use Zandu Baam kehte hai.
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago





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Kabhi KisiKo Tang Kiya Nahi karte
Yu SmS or Miss Call Diya nahi krte
Jiska Mobile Hai Usko Wapis KrDo
In Sab Chizo se BanDar khela nahi krte
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago





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When there's Confusion between ur Heart n Mind than Eat BINGO No Confusion Great Combination Try It
Powered By JOKEZONE
JOKEZONE - 2 days ago





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Smart Boy+smart nari=affair jari
Smart Boy+Bevkuf nari=paaw bhari
Bevkuf Boy+Bevkuf nari =shadi ki tyari
Bevkuf Boy+smrt nari=Boy "BIHIKARI"
JOKEZONE - 2 days ago





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RoNa B ChAhO to Wo RoNe Nai DetE
Wo ShAkS to PaLkE B BhiGoNe Nai DetE
AatE Hai KhaYaLo Me KauN ye AkSaR
Jo MuJkO KiSi or kA HonE NaHi DeTe..
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Wo Aksar Mujhe Kehti Thi ki "Tumhe to Me Apna Bana ke hi Chodungi" Aaj Usne Apni Baat Sach kar di.
Usne Mujhe Apna Bana ke hi chhod diya..
prem4prem - 3 hours ago





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Jis DiN BaNdH Ho JaYeGi MeRi AaKhE.
Us DiN KAi AaKhO mE AaNsU Aa JaYNgE.
Jo keHtE hAi BahUt TaNg kArtE hO.
WAhi MerE sMs kO TaRaS JaYeNgE..!
prem4prem - 3 hours ago





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Sath Chod Ke Kabhi Humse Juda Mat Hona
Wafa Chaiye Apse Bewafa Mat Hona
Ruth Jaye Chahe Sari Khudai Hamse
Magar App Hamse Khafa Mat Hona.
prem4prem - 15 hours ago





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Dil karta hai Zindgi Unhe DeDu
Zindgi Ki Sari Khusiya Unhe Dedu
Dede Agar Wo Mujhe Bharosa apne 7ka
To Yakin maan Apni sanse B unhe Dedu
>AB
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Teri Hansti Hui Zindgi Ki Rahon Me
1000 Ful Lutati Hui Bhar aye
Chalo To Sitare Nisar ho Tum par
Hanso To Fulo Ko B Tum Pe Pyar aaye
>Avneet
prem4prem - 1 day ago





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Dil K Bazar me Dulat Nhi Dekhi jati
Pyar ho Jya to Surat Nhi dekhi jati
Ek hi Dost p Luta Do sab Kuch Pasand ho Chiz
to Kimat nhi dekhi jati
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Apni ankho K Samdar Me Utar Jane de
Tera Mujrim Hu Mujhe Dub jane de
Wada Hai Yaad Karoge Mujhe Umar Bhar
Bas ek Bar Dil me Tere Bas jane de
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NZARO ko nazro ki kami nhi hoti FUL ko baharo ki kmi nhi hoti Aap kyu hame YAAD kroge aap to AASMA ho OR aasma ko SITARO ki kami nhi hoti
prem4prem - 2 days ago





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Ladka ExamHall me
pareshan tha Sir:Kya hua?
Qustn papr
mushkil he? Boy:Nahi sir,me to soch raha hu is qustn ka ans
kis jeb me he.
BHARGAVA - 15 hours ago





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Kash 1 Din Tum Aasman P So Jao
Sitare Tumhara Bichona Ho
Chand Takiya Ho
Raat Chadar Ho Or Subah Suraj 1 Laat Mare Uth Nesti 10 Bajh Gye H
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago





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GOLU 2 Meter Lambe Pipe se Hukka Pi Raha tha MOLU- Itne lambe pipe se Kyu pi rahe ho? GOLU- Dr.Sahab ne Tambaku se door rehne ko kaha haii
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago





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Boy- Tumhari Kameez fati Hui Ha Girl- nahi Ye Fashion hai,, Boy- Acha Khud Faado toh Fashion Hum Faade Toh POLICE STATION? >Avneet
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago





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If u r in Big Problem for ur Other GrilFriend
Than Follow my rules
Simple
Tell ur 1st GirlFriend About ur 2nd GirlFriend
Easy Na
>AB
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago





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Har Safar me Aapka sath Hum denge,
Aapne Pyar ki saugat
Hum Denge,
Girne lage to hath hum denge, Or Na bhi gire to? 1 laat hum denge.
>AB
BHARGAVA - 2 days ago





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Girl to Banta: Kya shaadi ke baad bhi tum mujhe itna pyar karoge.? Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka..
>Avneet
BHARGAVA - 2 days ago





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Agar Ladke k pas personal mobile ha
face pr hr waqt smile ha
sar pr hr roj 1 naya hairstyle ha
to smjho "MAA KA LADLA BIGAD GAYA"
>AB
BHARGAVA - 2 days ago





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Ap
Imandari Sanskari, Sundar, Sushil, Smajdar, Khubsurat, Dimagwale, Nahi Ho Lekin Msg Bhejne Wala hai Smajhe Kuch *Avneet*
BHARGAVA - 2 days ago





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Yado ke ye silsile banaye rakhna
dost kaha he to dosti banaye rakhna,
jaan to nahi magenge apse
apse gujarish hai janpehchan banaye rakhana.
BHARGAVA - 2 days ago





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