Sunday, May 16, 2010

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Khaali Sheeshe Bhi Nishaan Rakhte Hai
Toote Dil Bhi Armaan Rakhte Hai,
Jo Khamoshi Se Gujar Jaaye
Woh Dariya Bhi Dil Me Toofan Rakhte Hai.
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pyar ki baato me hum apse jeet nahi sakte,
Apki tarah intzar kar nahi sakte,
Kar sakte he to bas itna,
Apko yaad kiye bina hum reh nahi sakt
dedlove - 2 hours ago





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Apno ko door hote hue dekha h
Jo mila nhi use khote hue dekha h
Log kehte h phool sda haste h
Mene phool ko bhi rote hue dekha h
dedlove - 2 hours ago





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Ek ghar me 2 luv birds rehte the 1 tha u luv me aur 2ra ka naam tha i luv u..u luv me ghar ke bahar chala gaya to batao ghar me kon bacha..
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 44 minutes ago





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I Think Its D Best Shayri Tairna Hai To Samundr Me Tairo Nadiyo Me Kya Rkha Hai Pyar Krna Ho To MAA-BAAP Se Kro In Ladkio Me Kya Rakha H
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 6 days ago





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Madam:me kisi pe 1nzr dal k bta skti hu k wo mere bare m kya soch rha h
Studnt:mis jb ap ko pata chalta hoga to bdi sharmindgi hoti hogi na
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 6 days ago





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Police: Oye car parking me bike kyun park kiya? Chota Santa: Sirf Do paiyon ka fark he uncle. Aajayenge.
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 53 days ago





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Do Ordinary 4 God he'l do xtraordinary 4u. Do natural 4 God he'l do suprnatural 4u. Do Possible 4 God he'l do wat is Impossible 4 u.. :)
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 53 days ago





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Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 68 days ago





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Boy:Tum Chinese jaisi q dikhti ho?
Girl:Mere dad Chnese the
Boy:Wo kaha hai?
Girl:Mar gye
Boy:Oh! Aakhir China ka maal tha,chalta bhi kitna.
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 73 days ago





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"Gravitation doesn't take responsibility for the people falling in Love" - Newton's Room Mate.
JOKeSPOT - 2 days ago





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Each Day I Meet Sum1 New
Bt Nvr Find Anothr u D World Is Full Of People Its True Yet No1 Ever Equals a frnd Like U
JOKeSPOT - 5 days ago





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PRANAYATHINU kannerinte ruchiyanu vedhanayude thaalamanu,
adhu virahagandhiyanu idhellam
arinja
njan
enthinu PRANAYIKANAM?
JOKeSPOT - 13 days ago





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One of the best friendship msg: Kanneer thudakkan,
Nine pole Oru friend koode undengil! 1000 "MAMMOOTTY" padam vannalum poyi kaanum njan
JOKeSPOT - 14 days ago





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Fill in blank with YES/NO 1),I am not mentally fit! 2),I have no brain! 3),I have no commonsense! 4),I am mad! Please try
JOKeSPOT - 14 days ago





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Bepuril"PULI" irangi Vayanattil "KAATTANA" irangi Nee veettil thanne irunno Naattil "KAZHUTHA" irangiyennu nattukarekondu parayipikenda
JOKeSPOT - 14 days ago





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When I Pray I Dont See God , But I Know He Listens...
When I Sms u I Dont see U , But I Know U Read My Messages with A Smile..
Isn't It.
JOKeSPOT - 14 days ago





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Teeth said 2 Tongue: If i just pres u little, u'll get cut. Tongue repld: If i misuse 1word against some1,den all 32 of u wil go out!!!
JOKeSPOT - 31 days ago





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Kannuneer
kandu Ullile Vedhana Ariyunnavaralla
suhruth, Karayatha
kannile Eriyunna Vedhana
thirichariyunnavaranu
Yadhartha suhruthu....
JOKeSPOT - 32 days ago





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Hotel Me Khana Kha K Sonu Hath K Badle WASH BASIN
Dhone Laga.. Waiter- Sir, Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho.? Sonu- Dikhta Nahi, Likha Hai
Wash Basin..
BHARGAVA - 2 days ago





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Apki shakl ka andaz kuch aisa hai,
kya bataun ki yeh wakya kaisa hai,
kaun kehta h aap ullu jaise ho
such to yeh h ki ullu apke jaisa hai
BHARGAVA - 2 days ago





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Jab Bhi Milti Hai Lipat K Roti Hai,
Zakhmo Me Apne Simat K Roti Hai,
Jaane Ka Wada Krti Hai Meri Zindgi Se,
Magar Jate Jate Palat K Roti HE.
BHARGAVA - 3 days ago





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Aaj tak Hum Tumse keh na sake
Aaj pyar Se iqraar karte hai
Jise Tum Roz Dekhte Ho Aaine Me
Ussi Se Hum Be-Panah Pyaar Karte Hai.
Shayri_Star - 59 minutes ago





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Aapke Khayalo Se Fursat Nahi MiLti. Hame Ek Pal Ki Rahat Nahi MiLti. MiL To Jaata Hai Sab Kuch Bas, Aapke Chehre Ki Jhalak Nahi MiLti.
Shayri_Star - 3 hours ago





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Kabhi Udasi
Kabhi Masti
Kabhi Jhagda
Kabhi Aansu
Kabhi Hansi
ChotaSa Pal
Choti Choti Khushi
Pyar Ki Kashti
Bas isi Ka Naam Hi To Hai
"DOSTI"
Shayri_Star - 3 hours ago





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Muskan K DayreMe Hmesa Dil Khush Nhi Hota,Aasuo K Nsib Me Hmesa Gum Nhi Hota,Badh Jaye Faasle Chahe Jitne,DIL Me Apka Makam Kbi Kam Nhi Hota
Shayri_Star - 5 hours ago





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Pyaro Ko Salaam Hamara
Aap Kaise Ho Sawaal Hamara Yaad Karte Rahenge Ye Vaada Hamara Filhal Kabul Kijiye Salaam Hamara
Shayri_Star - 22 hours ago





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Aasman Se
Unchi Meri Manzil Hai Pariyo Se
Sundar Mera Khwab Hai Sagar Se
Gehra Mera Pyar Hai Aur
Sare Jahan Se
Achha Mera Yaar Hai..
Shayri_Star - 22 hours ago





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Is Se Pehle Ke Raat Ho Jaye
Kyu Na Ek Mulaqat Ho Jaye
Apne Mobile Se 1 Pyara Sa SMS Hi Kar Do
Jis Se Shor Bhi Na Ho aur Baat Ho Jaye
Shayri_Star - 22 hours ago





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Pyar Se chahe Armaan Maang Lo,
Ruthkar Chahe Muskaan Maang Lo,
Bus Tamanna Yeh Hai Ki Na Dena Kabhi Dhokha
Fir Hanskar Chahe Jaan Maang Lo
Shayri_Star - 4 days ago





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Uljan agar koi Aajaye to mujhse na chupana Saath na de zuban to aankho se batana Har kadam pe saath he hum
Pyar kiya he to zarur aazmana
prem4prem - 2 days ago





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Aksar logo ko kehte suna tha,
"zinda rahe to phir milenge"
Lekin aapko milne ke bad dil ne mehsus kiya
milte rahege to hi zinda rahenge"
prem4prem - 2 days ago





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Hum na Ajnabi hai,na hi Paraye hai,.
Apke hi Jismo jaan k Saaye hai
Jab bhi jee chahe Mehsus kar lena..
Hum Apki hi Saanso me samaye hai..
prem4prem - 2 days ago





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s Dil Ki Dhadkan Main Ho Tum
In Mahakati Sanso Main Ho Tum
Is Dil Ki Nadani To Dekho
Is Ki Khamosi Me Bhi Ho Tum.
prem4prem - 3 days ago





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Dost Ne Pucha Exam Me
"5th Answer Batao" Dost Ne Pucha Exam Me
"5th Answer Batao" Mein Ne Kaha-
"Melody Khao Aur Khud Jaan Jao"
>AMAN<
JOKEZONE - 30 minutes ago





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Aa gaye garmi khao baraf ke gole.
Aa gaye garmi khao baraf ke gole
Jab bhi koi ladki dekhu mera dil deewana bole ole ole ole ole ole
>AMAN<
JOKEZONE - 21 hours ago





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Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Muje
Santa: Nahi
Girl: Q Nahi?
Santa: Bade-Budhe Kah Gae He Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye.
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago





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Khush ke pal me ek dua hamari he
Apka ghar base ye khwaish hamari he Hum chahte he ki aap Arrenge merriage kare
Qki aapki GF pe nazar hamar
JOKEZONE - 2 days ago





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Hm MOHABBAT Wale
Ap Husn Wale Hum DIL wale
Aap Dolat Wale Hm SMS krne wale
OR
Aap Kanjus Makkhi Choos Free Me Padh K MUSKURANE..wale
>Aman
JOKEZONE - 2 days ago





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Master-kaal kyu ni aayo re.
Student-kutto kaati khayo
Master-bta to
Student-dekho
Master-ghaav ko nisan to hai ni.
Student-kutto "BOKLO" tho
JOKEZONE - 2 days ago





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GOLU diary likh raha tha "Aaj meri behan ko bacha hone wala he
Pata ni ldka hoga ya ladki Islye muje ye B nai Pata k me mama banunga ya mami
JOKEZONE - 2 days ago





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Santa:Duniya mei sabse dukhi aadmi kaun ha
Banta:Bechare Rickshaw wale
S:Kaise?
B:Q ki ladki kunwari ho ya married "BHAIYA" hi bulati hai!
JOKEZONE - 3 days ago





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GOLU: Is gabbar ka kya karu
MOLU: ise sui chuba chuba kr mar do aur sui iske side me rakh dena
police samjhegi sui-side ka case hai
>Avneet
JOKEZONE - 3 days ago





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CID
Good morning ke baad after-noon hua hai
wah
Good morning ke baad after-noon hua hai Daya ye sadharan maut nahi iska khoon hua hai
>AMAN
JOKEZONE - 3 days ago





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