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santa: Operation Me mujhe Kuch Ho Gya To Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena.
Wife: Aisa Kyu Kah Rahe Ho ?
santa: Kyu Ki Badla Lene Ka Yahi Tarika hai.
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Bhikari-ALLAH ke Naam pe Kuch de do
Santa 100 ka Note Dikhte Hue- Kya Tumhre Paas 50 hai.
Bhikari Khushi se
Ji han.
S:To Pehle wo Kharch kar
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Part 2
>1st 30 mins power play no suprvisor in the class.. >Cheer leadrs in evry class.They'll dance after evry right ans. Hv a Fun
>AB
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P1
T20 format 4 xams
>Reduce xam time to 1hr n marks to 20
>strategy-breaks aftr each 15 mins for discussions
>Freehit marks 4 unexpected Q
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is Santa's culture?
Santa's culture is agriculture.
Y Santa's culture is agriculture?
Coz Santa agree wid every culture..
Ha ha ha
>AB
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Boy bhagwan se-Mujhe aisa kam batao
JAHA Mujhe kuch na krna Pade
Log kre Or mujhe paise b De
BHAGWAN-JAA BETA
"SULABH SHOCHALAY"
Khol Le
>AB
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Pani na ho to nadiyan kis kamki
Aansu na ho to Akhiyan kis kamki
"DIL" na ho to Dhadkan kis kaamki
Aap jaise"DOST"na ho to zindgi kis kamiki
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Muskan k dayre me hmesa dil nhi hota,
Aansuo k nasib me hmesa gam nhi hota,
badh jaye fasle chahe jitne,
kuch rishto k liye pyar km nhi hota
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Jagti Aankho Me Ek Khwab aaya
Koi Humdard Hai Mera Ye Kayal aaya
Chot Lagi Dil pe To Dhayan aaya
Kal B Tanha Tha aaj B Khud Ko Tanha Paya..
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Har Raasta Ek Safar Chahta Hai, Har Musafir Ek Hmsafar Chahta Hai, Jaise Chahti Hai Chandni Chand ko, Koi Hai Jo Apko iss Kadar Chahta He
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Ashq Unki Aankhon Ke Kareeb hote hain
Rishte Dard Ke Jinko Naseeb hote hain
Daulat Dil Ki Jisne Lutai ho
Kaun Kehta Hai Wo Gareeb hote hain!
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her Ek RooP Me Sajne lage Ho
Baharon ki RuT me Nikharne Lage Ho.
Bichhadne Ka Ab Na karna irada Tum.
Q ki Ab To Tum Apne-Apne lagne Lage Ho.
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Na koi rah aasan chahiye
Na hi Hume koi pehchan chahiye
Bas ek hi cheez mangte he
KHUDHA se
Ki apke haseen chehre par Har Pal muskan chahiye
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Tufan me logo ko kinare bhi milte hai.Jaha me logo ko sahare bhi milte.Duniya me sabse pyari h jindgi,kuch log jindgi se pyare bhi milte hai
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Har ilzaam Vo Hame DeJate H
Har Khata Ki Saza Vo Bata Jate H
Hum Har Baar Khamosh Rehte H
Q ki Vo Har Baar APANA Hone Ka Haq Jata jate H
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waade par vo aitbaar nhi krte
hum izhaar-e-mohabbat sare bazar nhi krte
darta hai dil unke inkar se
wo sochte hai hum unse pyar nhi karte
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Kya Khubsurat Aapka Andaj Hai
Hakikat Hai Ya Khwab Hai
Khush Nasibo K Paas Aap Rehte Ho
Hamare Paas To Bus Aapki Meethi c Yaad Hai
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Hum To Yun Apni Zindgi Se Mile
Ajnabi Jaise Ek Ajnabi Se Mile
Har Wafa Ek Jurm Ho Gayi Hai
Hamare Dost Hi Kuch Aisi Berukhi Se Mile
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Kitni Masum C Ada Hoti He
Palat Kr Dekho To Hawa Hoti He
Nadan HeJo Chahte He KisiKo Zndgi Ki Tarah
Nhi Jaante K Zndagi B To Bewafa Hoti He
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Mere DilKi Sun
AfwaoSe Kam N Le
Muje Bas Yad Rakh
Besak Nam N Le
Tera Vehm H K Hum Bhul Gaye Tujhe
Meri Koi Asi Sans Nhi Jo Tera Nam n le
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Postman: I have to come five miles to deliver you this packet.
Santa: Why did you come so far.
Instead you could have posted it.
GA
BHARGAVA - 6 hours ago

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Snta sitting on road
A man ask-Y r u wasting time?
S:I m taking badla
A man:How?
S:Waqt ne mujhe barbad kiya
Ab me waqt ko barbad kar rha hu
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Girl-Pandit Ji Mere 2 Lovers H
Un 2no maine se Kisi k sath Shadi hogi
Wo Khushnasib Kaun Hoga
Pandit-Pehle Se Shadi Hogi or 2sra Khushnabi h
BHARGAVA - 19 hours ago

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Thappad Mar Kar Husband Bola"
admi Usi kO Marta hai Jisse Pyar Krta he
Wife ne 2 Thappad Mar k Boli
Ap kya Samjhte Ho Maine kam pyar krti hu
BHARGAVA - 19 hours ago

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Wife- Tumari etni haasi kyu Nekal rhi he?
Santa- Tumhara new dress dekh kar
Santani- Oh acha iss ka matlab tumne
Abi Bill Nhi Dekha Hai
JokesFlash - 2 hours ago

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is Santa's culture?
Santa's culture is agriculture.
Y Santa's culture is agriculture?
Coz Santa agree wid every culture..
Ha ha ha
JokesFlash - 2 hours ago

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Aaj
achanak
hath
pe
ek ansu
gira
main ne
us
se
poocha
ay
aansu
tum
kyun
bahir
aaye
ho? Aansu bola: "Abey apne kam se kam rakh"...
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# Arz Kya Hai: Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay. Ghor Kijiye Ga. Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay Nahi Tay. Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-)
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Larke ki Izzat Mitti M Mil Jati H
Jb Larki Use Sar-e-Aam Tmacha Mar d
But Ladki ki Izzat Or Nazuk Hoti H
Usk Liye Sar-e-Aam Chumna Kafi H
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Na jane Ye Jhuti Duiya Kaha Ja Rahi He Wah Wah Na jane Ye Jhuti Duniya Kha Ja Rhi H Khud Paad Maar K Kehte He
Ye Badbu Kaha Se Aa Rahi H
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I Love Walking In FOG, Beacause No One Can Detect I M SMOKING.... HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz....
JokesFlash - 1 day ago

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Khudi ko kar Nalayak itna ke book kholne se pehle Uska page page tuj se khud poche puttar tabiyat te thek Hai na
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10 Muhabbat Bharay SMS: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Kuch Nazar Aaya? Nahi? Muhabbat Andhi Hoti Hai Pagal
Nazar Nahi Aati.
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Kitni nazme dil se nikli Kuch likh na sake kuch yaad nahi Do lafz mehfil me JAANU ki tarif me kahi To Logo ne kaha vaah kya baat kahi...
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Rishto Me Duria Mit Jayngi
Ehsas Ki Dunia Simat Jaygi
Hamko Yad Kar K Hi Palak Band Karna
Fir Sari Umar Apki Hasin Khawabo Me Kat Jaygi
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Ek Shikayat He Aap Se
Kya Jane Kesi Chahat He Aap Se
Dost To Bahut He Kahne Ko
Par Dil Ko Na Jane Kaisi Rahat Hai Aap Se
dedlove - 23 hours ago

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