Saturday, October 24, 2009

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Wife: aap Bahut Mote Ho gaye ho santa: Tum b To kitni Moti Ho gai Ho wife:mai to maa Banne wali hu Santa: Mai b to Baap banne wala hu
BHARGAVA - 12 hours ago





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Jinn:Hukm aka?
Man:gharse dubai tak road banao
Jin:Muskil hai,aur koi kam?
Man:wife ko agyakari aur samajdar banao
Jin:Road single banani h?
BHARGAVA - 12 hours ago





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Pure india me sms kare sms india k sms
>Proposal MSGs
>Romantic Shayaries
>New Jokes
>English Luv SMS
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BHARGAVA - 12 hours ago





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Chor Chori Kar Ke Ja Raha Tha Ki
Bache Ki Ankhh Khul Gayi Bacha-Mera School Bag Bhi Le Ja Kamine
Warna Shor macha dunga >Avneet Bhargava
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago





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Santa SAY TO BANTA: ME APNE MOBILE SE PARESHAN HO GAYA HU.
BAR BAR BATTERY LOW BATATA HAI. ME ABTAK 67 BATTERY le CUKA HU JOIN Myfan
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago





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Golu:Wht is d name of ur car?
Ruhi:It starts with T
Golu:Oye kamaal ki gaadi h,Tea se start hoti h. Hamaari gaadi to petrol se start hoti he
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago





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Wo Ped Hi Kya Jise Me Dali Na Ho
Wo Baagh Kya Jise Me Mali Na Ho
Wo Ghar Kya Jise Me Ghar Wali Na Ho
Aur Wo Mard Kya Jiseki Bahar Wali Na ho
BHARGAVA - 2 days ago





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Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain.. 1-Aap ki yaad Jo buhot aati hai 2-LIGHT jo buhat jati hai Search on Orkut "BHARGAVA-Avneet"
BHARGAVA - 2 days ago





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Santa ne bus me Ek Ladki ko ched
Diya.
Ladki-Tumhre Ghar me Maa Behen Nahi Hai kya?
Santa-kya pata me to subah se Ghar ke Bahar Hu!
BHARGAVA - 2 days ago





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After a KISS.... Girl Silently Says 2 The Boy 'KISS Me Once Again And I Will Be Yours Forever' Boy- Thanks For The Warning!! >Avneet
BHARGAVA - 2 days ago





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Apne Dil ki Baat unse keh Nahi sakte
Bin kahe Jee Nahi sakte,
Ae Khuda Aisi Taqdeer Bana,
Woh humse khud kahe
HUM Aapke Bina Reh Nahi Sakte.
prem4prem - 12 hours ago





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Ho Sake To Pyar Ka Etbar Krke Dekho,
Fir Lafzo Se Iqrar Krke Dekho,
Junon Ki Had Se Aage Nikal Jaunga,
Sirf Ek Bar Hum Se Izhar Kar ke Dekho
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Pure india me sms kare sms india k sms
>Proposal MSGs
>Romantic Shayaries
>New Jokes
>English Luv SMS
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Msg
JOIN Sms_India
to
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prem4prem - 12 hours ago





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Gulab ki tarah Muskrate raho
LEKIN, Gulab N BaN jana,
Kyunki, Khushbu Gulab ka Mukddar hai
AUR Murjhana GULAB ki KismaT hai >Avneet
prem4prem - 1 day ago





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Khushiyo Se Ye Dil Bharte Raha Kro
Jab B Milo Hanste Rha Kro
Door Rah Kr Bi Tum Paas Lagoge
Bus Roj Apne Jaisa 1 Pyara Msg Krte Rha Karo.
prem4prem - 1 day ago





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Golumolu msg n shayaries only 4u.
Msg
JOIN Fannaa4u
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Rote Hue Ko Hasayo
New Jokes Ke sath
sms
JOIN BHARGAVA
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prem4prem - 1 day ago





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Sapne Ki tarah aakar Chale gaye
Gamo ki Neend Sulakar chale gaye
Kis bhool ki saza di humko?
pehale hasaya Aur Fir rulakar Chale gaye ?
prem4prem - 2 days ago





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waqt Guzra hum bikhar jaynge
kaun jaane k Hum kahaan jaynge
Hum aapki parchai hai yaad rakhna
jahaan tanhai mili wahaan hum Nazar aaynge
prem4prem - 2 days ago





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kab tak Khud ko rok paoge
Bina mere aap na rha Paoge
Hum bus Jaynge yado Me aapki Is trah ki
Phir aap Dusro ko yaad karna B bhul jayoge
prem4prem - 2 days ago





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Ruthane ka Haq aap rakthe hai
Mannane ki chahat hum rakhte hai
aapke hoton pe Muskurahat yuhi bani rhe
Ye hua Hum rab se har roz karte hai
prem4prem - 2 days ago





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Yaado se judke yaad aate ho aap,
yaad akar yaadgar ban jate ho aap
yaado hi yaado me sama jate ho aap
kyu yaadko bhi yaad bana jate ho aap.
Shayri_Star - 12 days ago





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Bund Bund se hai sagar ki gehrayi
Iski hr bund mujhme samayi
Koi mange to 1 bund
na de skenge hum,
qki hr bund me hai aapki dosti samayi
Shayri_Star - 12 days ago





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Meri sanso se tum sikwa krte ho,
ghut ghut kr chahat ka sauda krte ho,
tum hi socho kaisi majburi he,
mujh me rehkr muj se hi parda krte ho
Shayri_Star - 12 days ago





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Aae Chand Tu Unko Mera Paigam Kehna,
Khushi Ka Din Aur Hasi Ki Shaam Kehna,
Jab Wo Dekhe Tuje Bahar Aakar,
To Unko Mera Salam Kehna!
Shayri_Star - 12 days ago





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jindagi jab kisi dorahe par aati h,1ajeeb si kasmaksh me pad jati h,chunte h hum kisi 1 raah ko,aur dusri raah ki yaadein jindgi ban jati h.
Shayri_Star - 12 days ago





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Ishq Ne HUME Benam Kar Diya
Har Khushi Se Hume ANJAN Kar Diya
Hmne Kabi Nai Chaha Ki ISHQ Hme B Ho
Par Unki Ek NIGAH Ne Hume Nilam Kar Diya.
Shayri_Star - 13 days ago





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Jaha mohabbat ka NAAM hota hai,
Waha RONA sisakna aam hota hai,
ye khushnasibon ko RAAS nahi hoti,
Ye to badnasibon ka ANJAM hota hai.;-)
Shayri_Star - 13 days ago





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Hum Gum Ki RAAT khyalo Me kat dete h
Mile Jo Din Ujalo me Baat Dete H
Hm Drd-E-Dil Ko Baht aziz rkhte h
Mile Jo Khushi Zmane Me baat Dte h
Shayri_Star - 13 days ago





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Majburi Kya Hai Unhone Batai To Hoti
Judai Ki Baat Yun Sunai Na Hoti
Qabar Ki Mitti Bhi De Dete Hum Unhe
Meri Maut Ki Khuwaish Jatai To Hoti
Shayri_Star - 13 days ago





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Suraj Ki Kiran Chupaye To Kaise Fulon Ki Mehak Churaye To Kaise Aaye Na Aapka Message Agr To Aap Hi Btaye Ham Muskuraye To Kaise
Shayri_Star - 14 days ago





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