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Aao! Aaj Hum Dono Waada kare Ke Hum Zindagi Bhar PYAR Karenge Hum Wafa krenge Hm Mohabbat krenge Sirf Or Sirf Apne "Aap" se.
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# musEum mE dO kHopdi padi thi GOLU-ye hitler ki khopri padi hai
MOLU-Jo choti kHOpai h wo kiski He
GOLU-jAb hitler chOta tha ye tAb ki h
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Texi Wala-Sir Sorry Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha Ab Kitna Bhada Lu? GOLU-Oye Praji Koi Gal Nhi
Maii B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya Hu
JokesFlash - 8 hours ago

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Din raat SmS kr kr k aisa kr dia tumne Pappu, Ghar ki ghanti bajne par bhi mobile utha leta hu
JokesFlash - 1 day ago

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# 1 din milla wo mujse Bujha-2 sa
Jhuka-2 sa
Udasiyo me
Racha bassa sa Maine Pucha
Udas Q ho. To Usne Kaha
.
.
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Ammi ne Thappad mara
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Jo muje SMS nhi krta wo Jahil Ullu Bewkoof Stupid Badtammez Idiot Zaleel Gadha Pagal . . To nahi hai Par Kanjoos zarur h.
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Aap Ki Ek Baat Mujhe Bahut Psand Hai Aap Jab Bhi Koi SMS Karte Ho To
Dil Se Karte Ho Q Ki . Dimag To Aap K Pass Hai Hi Nhi Na
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 2 days ago

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Jab koi baat bigad jaye Jab koi mushkil badh jaye
Toh. Toh. Hoth ghuma,
seeti baja,
seeti bajake bol
bhaiya. ALL IS WELL!
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 2 days ago

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Alladin ka chirag mila,
maine jinn se bola-
Is sms padne wale k dimag ko 10 guna bada do. Jinn bola-
Multiplication doesn't apply on zero!!
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 2 days ago

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Employee- " boss meri shadi ho gayi,meri salary bhada do." Boss- "factory ke bahar hone wale hadso ke liye company zimedar nahi hoti."
>AB
BHARGAVA - 10 hours ago

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Tum 70% beautiful ho, 75% sweet ho, 80% naughty ho, 95% suche ho,
100% lovely ho,
Jyda khush mt hona
70+75+80+95+100= tum 420 ho
>AB
BHARGAVA - 10 hours ago

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Ladka-Tera Naam Kya Hai
Ladki-Mona.. Tumhara
Ldka-Kamina
Ldki-Jhutha Kahi Ka
Ldka-Bas 5Min Mere Paas Beth K Dekh, Mujhe Isi Naam Se Bulaygi
BHARGAVA - 21 hours ago

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Aap Ki Ek Baat Mujhe Bahut Psand Hai Aap Jab Bhi Koi SMS Karte Ho To Dil Se Karte Ho Q Ki . Dimag To Aap K Pass Hai Hi Nhi Na
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago

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A Boy Propoes a Gal
If she says Yes
Boy feels pata nahi Kitno ko ha kaha hoga?
if she says no
Wo Khud Ko Pata nahi Kya samjhti hai?
>Avneet
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago

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1Gal-Mujhe To aisa ladka Chaiye Jo Smart H
Handsome
Decent Shareef
Neik Ho
Duniya ki har achahi Usme ho
2nd Gal-Shut Up "Avneet" sirf mera h
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago

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Kuwaro k Liye Shadi ALpenlibe Toffi Ki Tarah He "Ji Lalchaye Raha N Jaye"
Aur Shadisuda K Liye CLorMint Ki Tarah "Matlab Dobara Mat Puchna?
BHARGAVA - 2 days ago

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A man: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home n came back within 30 mins n slapped man n
said:
He is not my friend.
>AB
BHARGAVA - 2 days ago

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Plz Send Ur Full Size
Colour PHOTO GRAPH
as Soon s Possible I Really Need It s I'm Making
A Collection Of "God's Top10 Mistakes"
:D
BHARGAVA - 2 days ago

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Logo Se Pange Bhi Honge,
Ghar Me Dange Bhi Honge,
Agar Mujhe 5 SmS Na Kiye To.. Tunhare 12 Bache Honge
2 Ganje,
2 Nange Aur 8 Lafange Honge
BHARGAVA - 2 days ago

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In Durio ko Judai mat Kehna
In Khamoshiyo ko Narazgi mat Kehna
Har Haal me Sath Denge Apka
Par Zindgi ne Sath na Diya to
Bewafa na Kehna.
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Jaane Kaise Ye Afsane Lagne Lage.
Apno Ko Bhi Hum Begane Lagne Lage.
Aub To Sms Bhi Aate He Bahut Kam
Shayad Aub Hum Unko Purane Lagne Lage.
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Tujh Ko Apni Jaan Ka Salam Likhenge
Dil Ki Kitab Me Arman Likhenge
Kash Hm Ko Mil Jaye Asman Ki Hukumat
Sitaro ki Jgah Pr Tera Naam Likhege.
Shayri_Star - 1 day ago

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Bahut kam log hote h Jinhe Chahat ki Pehchan hoti h
Kisi pe mar Mitne se Pahle Jara Soch Lena
Qki Gawane k Liye Sirf Apni Jaan hi hoti h
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Meri Ankho Me Mat Dekh Apna Bna Lenge
Na Dil K Karib Aa Mohbat Sikha Denge
Gahra H Tujse Rishta itna K
Khwabo Me Aye ToTeri Nind Chura Lenge
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Apne hatho se chehre ko chupate kyu ho
Shrmate ho to samne ate kyu ho
Tum meri trah b kr do ikraar-e-wafa
Pyar krte ho to fir chupate kyu ho
Shayri_Star - 2 days ago

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Yu ruth jana accha nahi lagta,
Yu tadpna acha nahi lagta,
Mere dil me jo baat h aankho se chura lo,
Muje har baat bataana accha nahi lagta
Shayri_Star - 2 days ago

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Koi Kuch Na Kahe To Pata Kya He
is Bechain Khamoshi Ki Wajah Kya He
Har Koi chhod Jata He Tanha Hume
Koi Ye To Bataye Ki Hamari Khata Kya He
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Kabhi hum bhi kisi ke Jaan the,
Kisi ke chehre ki Muskaan the,
Magar ab unhe dekh ke ye mehsus hota hai,
Ki unhe samajhne me hum Nadaan the.
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Ankhe hai samunder palke hai kinara
kinaro ko itni jaldi na aapas me milana
ishse pahle ki tum so
jaao
hame ek baar yaad karke muskurana..
DDLJ143 - 4 hours ago

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If you like someone,
show It.
It ll be sweeter dan telling.
But If u don't like someone,
just tell it.
It ll be less painful dan showing It.
DDLJ143 - 4 hours ago

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Rula k wo hme khush ho Jayenge.
Sath me na sahi dur jake muskrayenge.
Dua he khudase unko dard na dena.
Hmne to sah liya par wo tut Jayenge.
DDLJ143 - 1 day ago

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Kabhi hum bhi kisi ke Jaan the,
Kisi ke chehre ki Muskaan the,
Magar ab unhe dekh ke ye mehsus hota hai,
Ki unhe samahne me hum Nadaan the..
DDLJ143 - 1 day ago

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Relationship is not a business where u give wen u get
it is a beautiful feeling
4 someone where u like 2 give even if u dont get.
JOIN LvMSG
DDLJ143 - 2 days ago

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Mana Ke Hum Izhaar nahi karte
*MANISH*
ye Nahi ke Aapka Khayal nahi karte, mayusi me beet jata hai Wo din, is Din Hum aapko yaad nahi karte.
DDLJ143 - 2 days ago

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Kash aisa ho ki tumko tumse churalu
waqt ko rok kr waqt se 1 din churalu
tum sath ho to is jahan se ye jahan churalu.
JOIN LvMSG @9219592195
DDLJ143 - 2 days ago

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DILNe Kaha Koi Tuje Yaad Kr Rha H,
Maine Socha Ye DIL Mazak Kr Rha H
Fir Jb Aai Muje Hichkiya
To Khyal Aya Koi Mere Sms Ka Intzar Kr Rha he.
DDLJ143 - 3 days ago

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Wo Halaat Ke Aage Darr Gaya
PYAR Apna Khud Hi Ruswa Kar Gaya
Banaai Thi Kashti Mene Kagaj Ki
Wo Bewafa MujhKo TUFAANO Ke Hawale Kar Gaya
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 27 days ago

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Pyar Sabhi Ko Jina Sikha deta hai
Wafa K Naam par Marna sikha deta hai
Pyar Nahi Kiya to kar k Dekho
Zalim har Dard Sehna Sikha deta hai.
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 28 days ago

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Aaj hasi dekar kal rula na dena,itna miss kar k kal bhula na dena,apne in rishto ko zinda rakhana,kahi inhe yaado ki tarah bhula na dena
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 30 days ago

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Apko Har Waqt Muje Chahna Hoga
Mere Pyaar Ko Umar Bhar Nibhana Hoga
Is Jahan Ki Baat Chodo Yaar
Har Janam Me Apko Mere Liye Laut K Aana H
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 32 days ago

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Maza Ata he tumhe Satane me,
Ruthe na koi to Maza kya Manane me Ek tumhi se to khusi he,
Warna Rakha kya he is Bedard Zamane main
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 37 days ago

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hmne jitna chaha use apna banana
unhone utna hi chaha hme satana,dil behlane k or b tarike h
pr shok tha unka hme tdpana
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 38 days ago

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Bikhre risto ko koi roop de do, khilte fulo ko thodi dhup de do, hame aapki yad aai to SMS kia, ab aap b hamari yad aane ka koi sabut de do.
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 39 days ago

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Kisi ki ankhon me basa k dekha tha
Kisi ko dil me bitha k dekha tha
Ab tak ruke nahi hain aansoo,
Ek bewawa Se dil laga k dekha tha..
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 40 days ago

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Bhid Me Rehkar B Khud Ko TANHA Pau Koi Nahi Tere SIVA Mai Kaha Jau Khud Apne HATHOSe Ashiyane Ko JalaLu Kese Tuje Apne DILSE Nikalu Kese
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 40 days ago

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