Sunday, August 16, 2009

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i
i *HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY*
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 19 hours ago





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If eXam Cums
Tough,
Jst cloze ur eyes 4 a Moment,take deep breath n Say,
This is Very
Interesting Subject
I want 2 study it 1 More year
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 1 day ago





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Teri surat pe dil haru
wah-wah Teri jarorto pe jaan haru
wah-wah Jis din tere sms nahi aate ji chahta he teri Kanpati pe de maru
wah-wah..
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 1 day ago





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Aarzu Me Tere Deewane Ho Gaye,
Tuzhe Dost Banate-Banate Begaane Ho Gaye,
Kar De Ek SMS Is Naacheez Ko,
Teri Bhi Bakwaas padhe Zamane Ho Gaye
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 2 days ago





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Mandir me jap karta hu Masjid me adab karta hu Insan se khi khuda na ho jau Isliye tum jaise SAITANO ko sms kr k
Roz 1 pap kiya karta hu
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 3 days ago





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Khuda bachaye HUME inn HASEENO se
NAAZEENO se
DILNASHEENO se
JANASHEENO se par inhe kaun bachayega HUM jAISE KAMEENO se
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 4 days ago





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Sharabi EYES Donate karne GAYA.
Counter Clerk ne pucha Kuch kehna chahte ho
usne kaha Jise Lagao use bata DENA ye ankh 4 peg k bad khulti he
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 5 days ago





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Bethe the teri yaad me tanha 1 shaam
Liya 1 kagaz aur likha tera naam Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye paigam pakadne wale ko 50000 enaam
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 7 days ago





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Tera pyaar Pana he, Tera pyaar Pana he, or
Mera pyar SCREW-DRIVER hai....
Heh he he :-) @GOMZIE
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 7 days ago





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Ap jb apne room me akele bed p lete hue cell pe bate kr rhe hoge to mai apke kareeb aake apko pyar se kahuga "BEWAKUF, WALK WEN U TALK"
JokesFlash - 8 hours ago





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Nark me apne-apne papo ka exm chal raha tha sab log apne-apne gunaho ko paper me likh rahe the ki tabhi Apki awaz ai Supplimentry plz
JokesFlash - 8 hours ago





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Job In Bank: Salary: 25000/Month Kaam: Sara Din Cashier K Samne Zuban Nikal K Baithna Wo Anguta Laga K Note Ginega..!
JokesFlash - 8 hours ago





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Boy-Aapne muzse kaha tha k mai paas ho Gya to aap mujhe 5000 Rs denge
Papa-ha kaha tha
Boy-To aapke liye khush khabr apke 5000 Rs bach Gye
JokesFlash - 9 hours ago





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Tcher-Tum school kyu aate ho?
SANTA-Vidhya k liye sir.
Tcher-Phir tum so kyu rahe ho
SANTA-Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye @JokesFlash
JokesFlash - 9 hours ago





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Santa- wich Soap do u use?
Banta- TOM's soap,
TOM's paste
TOM's brush
Santa- is Tom an international brand ?
Banta- no, he's my room mate
JokesFlash - 9 hours ago





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FAQiR:Kch De do Bhuk lagi h
MAF KRO BABA
F:Bta Kch 2Do.
Acha Baba Jo Y SmS Pad Rha H Usko Le Jao
F:Bhek Mngi Thi Bhikri nai @JOKESFLASH
JokesFlash - 9 hours ago





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Tumhare Siwa Kuch Na Chahat Karenge
Ki
Jub Tak Jiyenge Mohabat Karenge Tum Se Nahi To Tumhari Saheli Se Karenge.. @PAGALPANTI
JokesFlash - 9 hours ago





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Papa-Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi?
Beti- BBA.
Papa-Wat is BBA?
Beti-Boyfriend Ki Bike Pr Aish @JOKESFLASH
JokesFlash - 1 day ago





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Why Monkeys dont eat grass? ?? ?? ?? ??
?? ?? ?? ?? . ??
anyway its ur personal matter, I should not interfere...!
JOKeSPOT - 6 hours ago





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Swathandrathinayi Jeevan Nalkiya Dheeranmakalku, Smrithipadhathil Raktha Pushpangal Arppichu Kondu Oru SWADANDRADINAM Koodi VANDE MATHARAM
JOKeSPOT - 16 hours ago





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Sneham vannal kettipidikan Sankadam vannal kanneeroppan Ketti pidichu koode kidakan Rs.75 mudakku Oru 'thalayana' vaangoo!
JOKeSPOT - 18 hours ago





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Achante valsalyam, Shishuvinte punchiri, Kamukiyude chumbanam, Athilum ethrayo valuthaanu aa vakkukal, "ALIYA SHAPPIL POKAAM"
JOKeSPOT - 18 hours ago





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i Independence Day Wishes. Proud to be an INDIAN.
JAI HIND
JOKeSPOT - 22 hours ago





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Baarathathin Mannil ninnu Adiniveshathe kettukettichathinte veerasmaranakalumayi oru swaathanthrya dinam koodi,
"HAPPY INDIPENDENCE DAY
JOKeSPOT - 22 hours ago





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bharatiy Acs bank recruts frshrs
as financial oficer.
Slry 14000
qualfction dgre
contact 9745019996
JOKeSPOT - 1 day ago





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Wonderful Quote: Love Is The Seventh Sense,
Which Destroys All Other Six Senses... Gud evening
JOKeSPOT - 1 day ago





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Fingers 10
Planets 09
Corners 08
Wonders 07
Senses 06
Oceans 05
Options 04
Season 03 Eyes 02 A WONDERFUL PERSON..
only 1 ABHI
JOKeSPOT - 1 day ago





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Never say ur happy when ur sad.Never say itz good when u feel bad.Never smile when u want to cry.AND
Never say ur alone unless i DIE.
G'mNG
JOKeSPOT - 1 day ago





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Koi Sham Aati Hai Aapki Yaad Lekar..
Kuch Sham Aati Hai Aapki Tanhai Lekar..
Lekin Hame Tho Intazar Ush Sham Ka Hai
Jo Aaye Aapko Lekar
prem4prem - 4 hours ago





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Ek Halke Se Ishare Ki Jarurat Hogi
DilKi Kashti Ko Kinare Ki Jarurat Hogi
Yaad Karna Is"Avneet" Ko Us Din,
Jab Tumko Sahare Ki Jrurat Hogi
prem4prem - 4 hours ago





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Soye Nhi Hain Kayi Raato Se,
Is Dil Me Sirf Tumhi Samaaye Ho..
Har Aahat Pe Aise Lagta Hai..
Ki Shayad Tum Aaj Mere Paas Aaye Ho !
prem4prem - 4 hours ago





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Bank lootne k baad daku clerk se:
"Tumne Muje dekha?"
Clerk: yes
daku shoot him
Fir santa se:
'Tumne?'
Santa: Nahi,par meri wife ne dekha he
BHARGAVA - 3 hours ago





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Boy-Aapne muzse kaha tha k mai paas ho Gya to aap mujhe 5000 Rs denge
Papa-ha kaha tha
Boy-To aapke liye khush khabr apke 5000 Rs bach Gye
BHARGAVA - 4 hours ago





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Sharabi knocks d door
His wife open d door
Sharabi-Who r u?
Wife-aaila!
Mujko hi bhul gaye.
Sharabi-Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai BEHAN.GN
BHARGAVA - 4 hours ago





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Ek hasina pr nigahe tedi thi
Uski ankhe zil se b gahri thi
Thak gaya me apne pyar ka ijhar krte krte
To pata chala yar wo to behri thi.
BHARGAVA - 4 hours ago





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