If eXam Cums Tough, Jst cloze ur eyes 4 a Moment,take deep breath n Say, This is Very Interesting Subject I want 2 study it 1 More year RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 1 day ago
Teri surat pe dil haru wah-wah Teri jarorto pe jaan haru wah-wah Jis din tere sms nahi aate ji chahta he teri Kanpati pe de maru wah-wah.. RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 1 day ago
Aarzu Me Tere Deewane Ho Gaye, Tuzhe Dost Banate-Banate Begaane Ho Gaye, Kar De Ek SMS Is Naacheez Ko, Teri Bhi Bakwaas padhe Zamane Ho Gaye RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 2 days ago
Mandir me jap karta hu Masjid me adab karta hu Insan se khi khuda na ho jau Isliye tum jaise SAITANO ko sms kr k Roz 1 pap kiya karta hu RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 3 days ago
Sharabi EYES Donate karne GAYA. Counter Clerk ne pucha Kuch kehna chahte ho usne kaha Jise Lagao use bata DENA ye ankh 4 peg k bad khulti he RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 5 days ago
Bethe the teri yaad me tanha 1 shaam Liya 1 kagaz aur likha tera naam Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye paigam pakadne wale ko 50000 enaam RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 7 days ago
Ap jb apne room me akele bed p lete hue cell pe bate kr rhe hoge to mai apke kareeb aake apko pyar se kahuga "BEWAKUF, WALK WEN U TALK" JokesFlash - 8 hours ago
Nark me apne-apne papo ka exm chal raha tha sab log apne-apne gunaho ko paper me likh rahe the ki tabhi Apki awaz ai Supplimentry plz JokesFlash - 8 hours ago
Tcher-Tum school kyu aate ho? SANTA-Vidhya k liye sir. Tcher-Phir tum so kyu rahe ho SANTA-Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye @JokesFlash JokesFlash - 9 hours ago
Santa- wich Soap do u use? Banta- TOM's soap, TOM's paste TOM's brush Santa- is Tom an international brand ? Banta- no, he's my room mate JokesFlash - 9 hours ago
FAQiR:Kch De do Bhuk lagi h MAF KRO BABA F:Bta Kch 2Do. Acha Baba Jo Y SmS Pad Rha H Usko Le Jao F:Bhek Mngi Thi Bhikri nai @JOKESFLASH JokesFlash - 9 hours ago
Never say ur happy when ur sad.Never say itz good when u feel bad.Never smile when u want to cry.AND Never say ur alone unless i DIE. G'mNG JOKeSPOT - 1 day ago
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Soye Nhi Hain Kayi Raato Se, Is Dil Me Sirf Tumhi Samaaye Ho.. Har Aahat Pe Aise Lagta Hai.. Ki Shayad Tum Aaj Mere Paas Aaye Ho ! prem4prem - 4 hours ago
Bank lootne k baad daku clerk se: "Tumne Muje dekha?" Clerk: yes daku shoot him Fir santa se: 'Tumne?' Santa: Nahi,par meri wife ne dekha he BHARGAVA - 3 hours ago
Sharabi knocks d door His wife open d door Sharabi-Who r u? Wife-aaila! Mujko hi bhul gaye. Sharabi-Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai BEHAN.GN BHARGAVA - 4 hours ago
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