Boy: Muzse Dsti krogi? Grl:Mere Parnts Allow Nhi Krte. Boy: ha Jaise Mere Parents Ne To Muze Aashiq Society Ki Membrship Dila Rakhi Hai... JOKEZONE - 58 minutes ago
Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye? Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye >AB JOKEZONE - 58 minutes ago
Boss-Tum Ne Kis Larki Ko Secertry Ki Job Par Rkh Lia Usy To Gramar Hi Nhi Aati Snta-Ap Ne Gramer Kaha Tha? Mai Samjha GLAMOUR Kaha Hai JOKEZONE - 17 hours ago
Teacher to student: jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai..... Student: Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....?? JOKEZONE - 17 hours ago
Gabbar:AAj Maine Basanti Ko Nhate Hue Dekha! Viru:Kutte Kamine Mai Tera Khun Pi Jaunga Gabbar: Haramkhor,Me Nha Rha Tha Basanti Ja Rahi Thi! JOKEZONE - 1 day ago
Santa plane me pilot se headphone chhin Rhha tha.. Pilot-ye kya kar rahe ho? Santa-: ticket k paise hum de aur gane tu akele sun raha he. JOKEZONE - 1 day ago
Santa-Meri aur KATRINA KAIF ki Aadat same hai Banta-Konsi aadat? Santa-Na Main Use SMS Karta hu aur na woh mujhe sms karti hai >Avneet JOKEZONE - 1 day ago
AskoN ko hmne kai bar roka phr b na jane Q ankeN dhoka de gai Bhrosa to tha hame apne ap par mgar unka zikr ate hi na jne Q palke nam ho gae prem4prem - 56 minutes ago
BikHar RaHi mEri Raat Ose KeHna, KaBi MiLe tO yE Baat OsE KeHna, wO SaatH tHa tO ZamaNa tHa HamsaFar, Ab kOi NaHi MerE SaatH OsE KeHna prem4prem - 56 minutes ago
tna N Tadpao K Sochte Reh Jai Itna B N Satao K Rote Reh Jai Zindgi K Bad B Chaha He Tuje U DIL Na Dukhao K SaSe Ruk JAI >Avneet prem4prem - 57 minutes ago
nA jAnE Kyu DiL mE yE KhayaL hE DiL mE Uth rAhA Bas yAhi sAwAl hE Kyu tAdAptA Hu SaNaM ApkE LiyE mE ItNa KyA mErE BinA ApkA Bhi yHi HaaL prem4prem - 57 minutes ago
Boy 2 Girl: Darling Mere kaan maain kuch garm sa, Kuch naram sa,Kuch namkeen sa,Kuch meetha sa Kaho ! Girl sharmatey huye. "DOKLA" BHARGAVA - 1 hour ago
Ek truck k piche likha tha . 'SAVAN KO AANE DO' . dusre truck ne piche se accident kar diya. Uske piche likha tha. ? ? 'AAYA SAVAN JHOOMKE'. BHARGAVA - 2 hours ago
Sharabi EYES Donate karne GAYA.Counter Clerk ne pucha "Kuch kehna chahte ho"usne kaha"Jise Lagao use bata DENA ye ankh 4 peg k bad khulti he BHARGAVA - 3 hours ago
Maa bete se: beta tum apne bal q nhi Katwate Beta: Q Maa Maa:Beta log rishte k liye tumari Bahan ko dekne aty h or pasand tuhme kar jate h BHARGAVA - 8 hours ago
Maa-Beta Tum ye Lambe-Lambe Baal Katwa Lo Beta-Kyo? Maa-Log Rishtey ke Liye Tumhari Bahan ko Dekhne Aate hai Aur Pasand Tuhme kar Jaate hai JokesFlash - 2 hours ago
Arz He Mere Ghamo ki Dastan dil me chupa k rkhna Mere Ghamo ki Dastan dil me chupa k rkhna Mehndi laga k rkhna Doli saja k Rkhna JokesFlash - 2 hours ago
SMS KA KHAZAANA AAPKE MOBILE PE JOIN PAGALPANTI JOIN ADULTCAFE JOIN CRICKETFLASH JOIN MeraSanam Ek ek Likh Kar Bheje 9219592195 JokesFlash - 7 hours ago
Kash K Hm Unke Dil Pe Raaj Karte Jo Kal Thi Wo Mohbt Aaj Karte Hume Gam Nahi Unki Bewafai Ka Arman Tha Hm B Apni Mohbt Pe Naz Karte @DDLJ143 DDLJ143 - 2 hours ago
Bikhar Gayi H Khushiya Sajane Ko Koi Nhi Sab Kho Diya Ab Khone Ko Koi Nhi A Khuda Muje Abhi Na Bula Meri Maut Pe Rone Ko Koi Nahi. @LvMSG DDLJ143 - 2 hours ago
Talk 2 Me when i feel alone, Hug me wen i cry,Luv me wen all hate me, Care 4 me wen i m sick dnt cry wen i die but Miss me till i m alive.. DDLJ143 - 9 hours ago
Nice line : Luck decides whom u meet in life, Your heart decides whom u want in life, But God decides who gets 2 stay in u'r life.. G.N DDLJ143 - 17 hours ago
Waqt or Khushi Tere Gulam Hoge Hr Pal or Pehlu Tere hi Nam Honge Zra Mud k Dekhna Mere Dost Tere Hr Kadam K Niche Mere Hatho k Nishaan Honge DDLJ143 - 17 hours ago
Ush Lamhe Ko Bura Mat Kaho Jo Tumhe Thokar Pahunchata Hai Balki Ush Lamhe Ki Kadar Karo Kyonki wo Tumhe Jeene Ka Andaaz Sikhata Hai.. @LvMSG DDLJ143 - 1 day ago
ZINDGI ME KUCH PAL AISE B AYENGE JAB HUM SATH NA REH PAYENGE AAP MAAYUS NA HONA UN RAHO PAR HUM APKE DIL ME HONGE SIRF SATH NA CHAL PAYENGE. DDLJ143 - 1 day ago
NEW YORK me LOVE AAJ KAL hota rhta h per ye KAMBAQT ISHQ kisi ko jene ni deta is me LUCK ki itni jarurt h ki KAMINEY log b SHORTCUT lete hai DDLJ143 - 1 day ago
SaNaM Ap Yad AyE Ho BhuLatE_BhuLatE DiL K ZkhAm UbhAr AyE ChupAtE_ChupAtE ShikhAyA Tha ApnE Gum mE MuskurAnA ApnE Hi RuLa DiyA HasatE_HashtE SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 15 hours ago
Bikhre Ankho Se Moti Jo Hum Samet N Sake,Unki Yaad Me Sari Raat So N Sake,Bhig N Jaye Aansu Me Tasvir Unki,Bus Yahi Souchkr Hum Ro Na Sake. SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 15 hours ago
Judai ka dukh seh nhi sakte,bhari mehfil me kuch keh nhi skte,pucho hmare bahete askose,wo bi kahege hm unke bin reh nhi sakte SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 15 hours ago
Kash Ye Zindgi Mere Bus Me Hoti To Khwab Me Hi Nhi Tum Sach Me Mere Hote Har Lmha Tumhe Dekhte Fir Sone Ki Nhi Jagane Ki Tamana Hoti SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 17 hours ago
Wo SAMNE kabi akar mila b nhi me MILNE jau us se itna HAUSLA b nhi Wo mangta h CHAMAK sitaro ki per mere pas to MITTI ka 1 DIYA bhi nahi. SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 19 hours ago
Hum Unse Pyar Krte H Wo Humse Pyar Krte H Na Wo Humse Baat Krte Na Hum Unse Baat Krte H Bas Ek Dusre Ko Dekh Kr Time Pass Kiya Karte He SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 1 day ago
See every moment as the opportunity that it is. When the wind is at ur back, keep going, and when the wind is blowing against u, keep going. SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 1 day ago
*Akele Rehna Bhi Kya Dard hai *Kisiko PaKar Khona Bhi Kya Dard hai *Cheen Leti hai Duniya UsiKo Tumse *Jiske Bina Jina Sabse Bada Dard hai. SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 1 day ago
DOnt be afraid 2 say "i love u" 2 d 1 u luv. 4 wen ur ready it myt b 2 late d 1 u luv may hav found d comfort of hearing it 4rm som1 else. SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 1 day ago
Kisi Ek Se Karo Pyar itna Kisi Or Se Pyar Krne Ki Gunjaish Na Rahe Wo Muskurae Apko Dekh Kr Ek Bar To Zindgi Me Phir Koi Khwaish Na Rahe SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 1 day ago
Suna Saku Jo TumKo Wo Geet Kaha Se Lau Bta Saku Kuch,Wo Andaz KahaSe Lau, U To ChandTaro Ki Tarif Asan He Kr Saku ApKi Tarif Wo Lafz KahaSe dedlove - 1 hour ago
Sapne Ki Tarah Aakar Chale Gaye Gamo Ki Neend Sulakar Chale Gaye Kis Bhool Ki Saza Di Humko?? Pehle Hasaya Aur Fir Rulakar Chale Gaye..... dedlove - 1 hour ago
Qatal Hua Mere Dil Ka,Ankho Me Sara Jahan A gaya; Gum Is Baat Ka Nahi Ki Qatal Hua, Gum To Is Baat Ka H Ki Katilo Me Apka Bhi Naam Aa gaya dedlove - 1 hour ago