Thursday, September 03, 2009

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Boy: Muzse Dsti krogi?
Grl:Mere Parnts Allow Nhi Krte.
Boy: ha Jaise Mere Parents Ne To Muze Aashiq Society Ki Membrship Dila Rakhi Hai...
JOKEZONE - 58 minutes ago





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Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai,
success hua to mere liye,
nahi to tumhare liye
>AB
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Girl-MeTumare liye SabKuch chhod dungi Boy-Maa Baap?
Girl: Ha Boy: khana pina
Girl: Ha Boy- Starplus
Girl:Are O! Juban Sambhal
>Avneet
JOKEZONE - 1 hour ago





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Teacher to student: jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai..... Student: Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....?
JOKEZONE - 1 hour ago





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Boss-Tum Ne Kis Larki Ko Secertry Ki
Job Par Rkh Lia Usy To Gramar Hi Nhi Aati
Snta-Ap Ne Gramer Kaha Tha? Mai Samjha GLAMOUR Kaha Hai
JOKEZONE - 17 hours ago





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Teacher to student: jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai..... Student: Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??
JOKEZONE - 17 hours ago





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Downloads Lates Tricks
Hindi Moives
English Movies
Wallpaper
Tricks 4 PC
Tricks 4 Mobile visit
www.bhargava.blog.co.in
www.freshfun.co.cc
JOKEZONE - 17 hours ago





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Gabbar:AAj Maine Basanti Ko Nhate Hue Dekha!
Viru:Kutte Kamine Mai Tera Khun Pi Jaunga
Gabbar: Haramkhor,Me Nha Rha Tha Basanti Ja Rahi Thi!
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago





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Santa plane me pilot se headphone chhin Rhha tha..
Pilot-ye kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-: ticket k paise hum de aur gane tu akele sun raha he.
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago





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Santa-Meri aur KATRINA KAIF ki Aadat same hai
Banta-Konsi aadat?
Santa-Na Main Use SMS Karta hu aur na woh mujhe sms karti hai
>Avneet
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago





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AskoN ko hmne kai bar roka
phr b na jane Q ankeN dhoka de gai
Bhrosa to tha hame apne ap par mgar
unka zikr ate hi na jne Q palke nam ho gae
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BikHar RaHi mEri Raat Ose KeHna,
KaBi MiLe tO yE Baat OsE KeHna,
wO SaatH tHa tO ZamaNa tHa HamsaFar,
Ab kOi NaHi MerE SaatH OsE KeHna
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tna N Tadpao K Sochte Reh Jai
Itna B N Satao K Rote Reh Jai
Zindgi K Bad B Chaha He Tuje
U DIL Na Dukhao K SaSe Ruk JAI
>Avneet
prem4prem - 57 minutes ago





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nA jAnE Kyu DiL mE yE KhayaL hE
DiL mE Uth rAhA Bas yAhi sAwAl hE
Kyu tAdAptA Hu SaNaM ApkE LiyE mE ItNa
KyA mErE BinA ApkA Bhi yHi HaaL
prem4prem - 57 minutes ago





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Boy 2 Girl: Darling Mere kaan maain kuch garm sa, Kuch naram sa,Kuch namkeen sa,Kuch meetha sa Kaho !
Girl sharmatey huye.
"DOKLA"
BHARGAVA - 1 hour ago





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Lohe Ko Loha Kat Ta Hai. Heere Ko Heera Kat Ta Hai.. Zeher Ko Zeher Kat Ta Hai.. . . Aise Hi Tumhe Ek Din Kutta Katega...
BHARGAVA - 1 hour ago





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Ek truck k piche likha tha
.
'SAVAN KO AANE DO'
.
dusre truck ne piche se accident kar diya. Uske piche likha tha.
?
?
'AAYA SAVAN JHOOMKE'.
BHARGAVA - 2 hours ago





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Sharabi EYES Donate karne GAYA.Counter Clerk ne pucha "Kuch kehna chahte ho"usne kaha"Jise Lagao use bata DENA ye ankh 4 peg k bad khulti he
BHARGAVA - 3 hours ago





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Maa bete se: beta tum apne bal q nhi Katwate
Beta: Q Maa
Maa:Beta log rishte k liye tumari Bahan ko dekne aty h or pasand tuhme kar jate h
BHARGAVA - 8 hours ago





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ThumBayuM ThuLasiyuM
MukkUttYPooVuM
PinnE ManasiL OrayiraM
MohangalumaYI
Ee PonnonathE NamuKKU VaravelKAM HAPPY ONAM
JOKeSPOT - 7 hours ago





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ASSALAM ALAIKUM // + .+ .+ . + @ @ .-'-. .+. + .+ @ @ ( ) +. +.+ """''"""""""" happy 2 nd 10 of ramzan mubarak
JOKeSPOT - 7 hours ago





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Jeevitham Cheruthanu... But Sneham Valuthanu... Snehikan Marannalum... Snehichavare Marakkaruth.... Gdmorng
ABHI
9496338038
JOKeSPOT - 8 hours ago





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Maa-Beta Tum ye Lambe-Lambe Baal Katwa Lo
Beta-Kyo?
Maa-Log Rishtey ke Liye Tumhari Bahan ko Dekhne Aate hai Aur Pasand Tuhme kar Jaate hai
JokesFlash - 2 hours ago





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Arz He Mere Ghamo ki Dastan
dil me chupa k rkhna Mere Ghamo ki Dastan
dil me chupa k rkhna Mehndi laga k rkhna
Doli saja k Rkhna
JokesFlash - 2 hours ago





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SMS KA KHAZAANA AAPKE MOBILE PE JOIN PAGALPANTI
JOIN ADULTCAFE
JOIN CRICKETFLASH
JOIN MeraSanam Ek ek Likh Kar Bheje 9219592195
JokesFlash - 7 hours ago





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Kash K Hm Unke Dil Pe Raaj Karte
Jo Kal Thi Wo Mohbt Aaj Karte
Hume Gam Nahi Unki Bewafai Ka
Arman Tha Hm B Apni Mohbt Pe Naz Karte
@DDLJ143
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Bikhar Gayi H Khushiya Sajane Ko Koi Nhi Sab Kho Diya Ab Khone Ko Koi Nhi A Khuda Muje Abhi Na Bula Meri Maut Pe Rone Ko Koi Nahi.
@LvMSG
DDLJ143 - 2 hours ago





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Teacher: Zinda rehne kliye kya cheez zaruri
hai ??
Student:Zinda rehne k liye teri kasam ... Ek mulaqat zaruri hai.
sanam..
JOIN LvMSG
DDLJ143 - 3 hours ago





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Talk 2 Me when i feel alone,
Hug me wen i cry,Luv me wen all hate me,
Care 4 me wen i m sick dnt cry wen i die but Miss me till i m alive..
DDLJ143 - 9 hours ago





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Nice line :
Luck decides whom u meet in life, Your heart decides whom u want in life, But God decides who gets 2 stay in u'r life..
G.N
DDLJ143 - 17 hours ago





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Waqt or
Khushi
Tere Gulam Hoge
Hr Pal or Pehlu
Tere hi Nam Honge
Zra Mud k Dekhna
Mere Dost
Tere Hr Kadam
K Niche
Mere Hatho
k Nishaan Honge
DDLJ143 - 17 hours ago





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Ush Lamhe Ko Bura Mat Kaho
Jo Tumhe Thokar Pahunchata Hai
Balki Ush Lamhe Ki Kadar Karo
Kyonki wo Tumhe Jeene Ka Andaaz Sikhata Hai..
@LvMSG
DDLJ143 - 1 day ago





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ZINDGI ME KUCH PAL AISE B AYENGE
JAB HUM SATH NA REH PAYENGE
AAP MAAYUS NA HONA UN RAHO PAR
HUM APKE DIL ME HONGE SIRF SATH NA CHAL PAYENGE.
DDLJ143 - 1 day ago





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NEW YORK me LOVE AAJ KAL hota rhta h
per ye KAMBAQT ISHQ kisi ko jene ni deta
is me LUCK ki itni jarurt h ki KAMINEY log b SHORTCUT lete hai
DDLJ143 - 1 day ago





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SaNaM Ap Yad AyE Ho BhuLatE_BhuLatE
DiL K ZkhAm UbhAr AyE ChupAtE_ChupAtE
ShikhAyA Tha ApnE Gum mE MuskurAnA
ApnE Hi RuLa DiyA
HasatE_HashtE
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 15 hours ago





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Bikhre Ankho Se Moti Jo Hum Samet N Sake,Unki Yaad Me Sari Raat So N Sake,Bhig N Jaye Aansu Me Tasvir Unki,Bus Yahi Souchkr Hum Ro Na Sake.
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 15 hours ago





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Judai ka dukh seh nhi sakte,bhari mehfil me kuch keh nhi skte,pucho hmare bahete askose,wo bi kahege hm unke bin reh nhi sakte
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 15 hours ago





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Kash Ye Zindgi Mere Bus Me Hoti To Khwab Me Hi Nhi
Tum Sach Me Mere Hote
Har Lmha Tumhe Dekhte
Fir Sone Ki Nhi Jagane Ki Tamana Hoti
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 17 hours ago





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Wo SAMNE kabi akar mila b nhi me MILNE jau us se itna HAUSLA b nhi Wo mangta h CHAMAK sitaro ki per mere pas to MITTI ka 1 DIYA bhi nahi.
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 19 hours ago





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Hum Unse Pyar Krte H
Wo Humse Pyar Krte H
Na Wo Humse Baat Krte
Na Hum Unse Baat Krte H
Bas Ek Dusre Ko Dekh Kr
Time Pass Kiya Karte He
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 1 day ago





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See every moment as the opportunity that it is. When the wind is at ur back, keep going, and when the wind is blowing against u, keep going.
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 1 day ago





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*Akele Rehna Bhi Kya Dard hai
*Kisiko PaKar Khona Bhi Kya Dard hai
*Cheen Leti hai Duniya UsiKo Tumse
*Jiske Bina Jina Sabse Bada Dard hai.
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 1 day ago





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DOnt be afraid 2 say "i love u" 2 d 1 u luv.
4 wen ur ready it myt b 2 late
d 1 u luv may hav found d comfort of hearing it 4rm som1 else.
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 1 day ago





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Kisi Ek Se Karo Pyar itna
Kisi Or Se Pyar Krne Ki Gunjaish Na Rahe
Wo Muskurae Apko Dekh Kr Ek Bar
To Zindgi Me Phir Koi Khwaish Na Rahe
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 1 day ago





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Suna Saku Jo TumKo Wo Geet Kaha Se Lau
Bta Saku Kuch,Wo Andaz KahaSe Lau,
U To ChandTaro Ki Tarif Asan He
Kr Saku ApKi Tarif Wo Lafz KahaSe
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Sapne Ki Tarah Aakar Chale Gaye
Gamo Ki Neend Sulakar Chale Gaye
Kis Bhool Ki Saza Di Humko??
Pehle Hasaya Aur Fir Rulakar Chale Gaye.....
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Qatal Hua Mere Dil Ka,Ankho Me Sara Jahan A gaya;
Gum Is Baat Ka Nahi Ki Qatal Hua,
Gum To Is Baat Ka H Ki Katilo Me Apka Bhi Naam Aa
gaya
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