Wednesday, August 26, 2009

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Pehle kabhi ye tanhai na thi
Kabhi dil pe madhoshi chhai na thi
Jane kya asar kr gayi apki baate
Warna is trah kabhi kisi ki yad aai na thi
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 1 day ago





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Din akele or rat tanha kat di mene dosto me sari duniya bat di mene
jivan ki bhagdod me mujhe mila H kya
pane ki umid me zindgi kat di mene
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 1 day ago





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Har taraf noor he
khusbu he
Teri ankho me kesa jadu hai
sari dunia he meri joli me
Aur
Woh dunia meri bas
tu hi tu he
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 1 day ago





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Lyf laughs at me wen im unhppy, Lyf smiles at me wen im happy, Bt, Lyf salutes me wen i mke othrs happy
Evn m Unhappy
M dere alys frnds!
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 2 days ago





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Wo subah ki tandak
Wo toliye ki khushbu
Wo shampo ki botle
Wo dhule hue kapdo ka sukun Tum kya jano ye to sirf nahanewale jante
JOKEZONE - 19 hours ago





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HUTCH is now Vodafone! Naam badal gaya, Company badal gayi, Pink se Red ho gaye, Lakho Rs lag gaye. Fir b rahe..
Kutte K Kutte
JOKEZONE - 19 hours ago





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Santa roz apni kichen me jata or sugar box kholta or band kar deta! Why? Because doctor Ne Jo Kaha Tha Ke apni sugar Roj Check Karna
>Avneet
JOKEZONE - 19 hours ago





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Kid: Mummy, mujhe bhai chahiye Mom: Papa outstation gaye h, wo aayenge toh unse baat karte h. Kid: Mummy, tum unhe surprise Q nahi deti???
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago





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Santa Public Toilet
Gaya
OR 1Hour Bad Nikla
Bahar Betha Jamadar
Bola-20 Rs Sriman
Santa-Sriman
Me Bathroom Me Betha Tha
CYBER CAFE Me Nahi..
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago





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Arz kiya hai Hum gaye unki gali mein., Aur Vo phool barsane lage, Jab dekha unki mummy ne, Toh sath mein gamle bhi Aane lage. >Avneet
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago





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Santa:Doctor Saab Me Chasme Laga K Padh to Sakunga?
Doc:Bilkul.
Santa:To Phir Thik H Saab Warna Anpadh Aadmi Ki Zindagi Bhi Koi Zindagi Hai.
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago





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Palbhar mein tut jaye who kasam nhi
Dosti mein bhool jaye wo hm nhi
Tum bewafa bano is baat mein dm nhi
Kyuki hamari wafa b kuch kum nhi
prem4prem - 8 hours ago





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Main deewaani hu tere naam ki is baat se inkar nhi
kaise khe ki hame aapse pyar nhi
kuch to kasoor h aapki nazro ka
hm akele to gunhegar nhi
prem4prem - 9 hours ago





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Roz kisi ka intzar hota hai;
Roz ye dil bekarar hota hai,
Kaash ke koi samaj pata;
Ki chup rehne walo ko bhi kisi se behad pyar hota hai
prem4prem - 18 hours ago





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Door nigahon Se kahin mat Jaana,
Zindgi me hume Bhool na Jaana, Zarurat ho Jab Bhi Aapko humari,
Khuli hai Baahen chale Aana.
>Avneet
prem4prem - 18 hours ago





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Ch0c0LaTe SaId To HoNeY... "We r ThE mOsT sWeEtEsT tHiNgZ iN tHe WoRlD!" HoNeY rEpLiEd... "LaGtA hY tUm "Avneet" Ko NaHi JaNtAy!
prem4prem - 1 day ago





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Kuch Ansu Hote He Jo Bahte Nhi
Log Apne Pyar Ke Bina Duniya Me Rahte Nhi
Hm Jante He Unhe B Ati He Hmari Yad
Pr Jane Q Hamse Wo Kahte Nah
prem4prem - 1 day ago





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Teri Baaho Me Meri Zindgi Guzar Jaye
Ankhon Me Saanso Me Tu Smaa Jaye
Ho Na Tu Kai Juda Ek Pal K Liye
Raho Itne Karib Ke Hosh Hi Na Aaye
prem4prem - 1 day ago





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Tumhe Hansa K Gum Chupa Lenge
Tumhe Hansane K Liye Khud K0 Rulla Denge Kuch Is Tarha Tm Par Chha Jaenge
Mar B Jayenge T0 Sadiyan Yad Ayenge
prem4prem - 1 day ago





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Kisi Ko Nazar Andaj Kiya Nhi Jata
Jinhe Bhul Na Pay Unhe Yad Kia Nhi Jata
Yaden To Gawah He Un Lamho Ki
Jin Lamho Ko dubara Jiya nhi jata
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Crack PJ
A GAY couple, got up in d morning 1st- Naraj hai mujh se?
2nd- Nahi to 1st- To raat ko meri taraf muh kar k kyon soya tha...??
BHARGAVA - 19 hours ago





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PurPosal new Style Using Mob
Hum tumhain chahtay hain aise
.
Hum tumhE chahtay hain aise.
.
Koi zero balance wala balance chahta ho jaise.
BHARGAVA - 19 hours ago





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Santa Ne Market mein AIk Khoobsurat Larki Dekhi
Aur Sochne Laga Kaash! ye Meri Maa Hoti to mein bhi Itna hi Khoobsurt hota.
*BHARGAVA
BHARGAVA - 19 hours ago





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A True saying:
When i was studying in school my Teachers were wearing sun glasses
You know why? Because i was a "BRIGHT STUDENT"
>Avneet
BHARGAVA - 19 hours ago





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Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai,
success hua to mere liye,
nahi to tumhare liye.
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago





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Santa ne 1 raah Chalti ajnabi Lrki se kaha:
Aap ne pehchana Mujh ko?
Lrki: nhi
Santa: main wohi hun jisko aap ne parso bhi nhi Pehchana tha
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago





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Wife-Suniyeji Aapka Dost
Galat Ladki Se Shadi Kar Rha He,
Aap Use Rokte Kyu Nhi?
Santa-Me Use Kyu Roku?
Usne Muje Roka Tha Kya...:-)
>AB
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago





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Taajmehal ki deewaron par aaj bhi likha hai
Taajmehal ki deewaron par aaj bhi likha hai,
yaha thoukna mana hai.
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BHARGAVA - 1 day ago





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Kuch Pal Zndgi Ki Tasvir Bn Jati H
Or Kuch Pal Se Zndgi Ki Tasvir Badl Jati H
Kisi Ko Pakr Kbi Mat Khona
1 Judai Se Zndgi Znzir Bn Jati H
Shayri_Star - 5 hours ago





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Kya Fark Hota H Khuda or Peer Me
Kya Fark Hota H Kismat or Takdir Me
Agar kuch Chaho or Na Mile
Samajna Kuch or Accha H Hatho Ki Lakir Me
Shayri_Star - 9 hours ago





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har lafz ko kagaz pe utara nhi jata
hr naam ko sare aam pukara nhi jata
hoti he pyar me kuch raaz ki bate
yu is khel me dil hara nhi jata
Shayri_Star - 12 hours ago





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Saanso me ek aahat aapki bhi hai,
dil ki dhadkano me gungunahat apki b hai,
anjan hai apka dil ki hamari hasi me ek muskurahat apki b h
Shayri_Star - 1 day ago





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Mere Wajud Se Lipti Khusbu Tere Naam Ki He
Meri Hr Dhadkan Tere Nam Ki He
itna Ykin KerLe Mere Hum Nashi
Bin Tere Meri Zindgi BeNaam Si h
Shayri_Star - 1 day ago





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Bahut Chahti he pr iQrar Nhi krti
Wo PagaL he ya nadaN Q izhar Nhi krti
English me kehti he "I LOVE U
"Hindi me khti he" ME PYAR NHi Krti
Shayri_Star - 1 day ago





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Taro ki bhi kuch khani hogi
Antariksh ki Duniya b suhani hogi
Aise hi nhi h Aasmaan ki sundarta
Jarur wo bi kisi k"PYAAR"ki Nishani Hogi
Shayri_Star - 2 days ago





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Lamho k har pal me hame paoge
yado k jharokhe se muskuraoge
Jab b karoge hame bhulane ki koshish
Usi Lamha mera pyara sa Sms paoge
Shayri_Star - 2 days ago





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Kisi Ko Nazar Andaj Kiya Nhi Jata
Jinhe Bhul Na Pay Unhe Yad Kia Nhi Jata
Yaden To Gawah He Un Lamho Ki
Jin Lamho Ko dubara Jiya nhi jata
Shayri_Star - 2 days ago





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Spno ki duniya me hum khote chale gaye
Hosh me the fir b madhosh hote gaye
jane kya bat thi us ajnabi chehre me
Na Chahte B uske hote gye
Shayri_Star - 3 days ago





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life never turns the way we want,but we live it the best way we can..
there is no perfect life,but we can fill it with the perfect moments..
FANNAH - 21 hours ago





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a beautiful saying
v dont suceed in our 1st luv coz,v lack certain qualities
bt aftr achieving those qualities
v dnt get bck in2 luv
so true
FANNAH - 21 hours ago





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smile r the lovely birds they fly from face to face, may ur lips give them the best nest so that they can live there forever.
keep smilng.
FANNAH - 1 day ago





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If u think that I m thinking of u all the tym..
U r wrong.
Coz,
I think of u only wen
I miss u.
but I miss u all the tym..
Miss u..
RAM :-)
FANNAH - 1 day ago





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har waqt kaam me itna-na ulaj jaya karo
kabhi meri yado ko dil me laya karo
milne ka waqt nhi to koi bat nhi
SmS kar k DOSTI to nibhaya karo
FANNAH - 2 days ago





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MANAV deh malyo ati UTTAM,aa JAIN dharam malyo SARVOTTAM, paryushan parva nimitte SANVATSARI PRATIKAMAN pehela apne MICHHAMI DUKADDAM....:-)
FANNAH - 2 days ago





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zinda hote to hum bata dete tumhe
ki teri hasrat mere liye kya cheej hai
dafan hokar bhi na so paaye hum
teri yaade hume itni azeez hai
RAM
FANNAH - 2 days ago





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1dy god tested me
erased al my memory n askd do u remembr any1 nw
i told him UR name n said
god dat swt frd stays in my heart,nt in my brain
FANNAH - 2 days ago





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