Saturday, September 05, 2009

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Dost Driya H Jiska Koi Sahil Nhi Hota
Hr Dil Dosti K Kabil Nhi Hota
RotaWo H Jo Duba Dosti K SagarMe
or
Rota Wo B H Jise Dost Hasil Nhi Hota
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Duniya me bahot se network he.. Magar 1 network aisa he jo sirf aap ki waja se chalta hai.. . . . . . . . . CARTOON NETWORK.
JokesFlash - 7 hours ago





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Duniya me bahot se network he.. Magar 1 network aisa he jo sirf aap ki waja se chalta hai.. . . . . . . . . CARTOON NETWORK.
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,;?;?;?
?( "._." )? >")("< ,,(")("),, Aapke sMs k Intezar me chupchap baithe hai
Bhej rahe ho ya shor machaye.
JOIN LvMSG @9219592195
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My lovely friend
I want to meet u,
i want to talk with u,
i want to spend time with u,
but this stupid gate keeper saying- "ZOO IS CLOSED"
DDLJ143 - 1 hour ago





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,;?;?;?
?( "._." )? >")("< ,,(")("),, Aapke sMs k Intezar me chupchap baithe hai
Bhej rahe ho ya shor machaye.
JOIN LvMSG @9219592195
DDLJ143 - 1 hour ago





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My lovely friend
I want to meet u,
i want to talk with u,
i want to spend time with u,
but this stupid gate keeper saying- "ZOO IS CLOSED"
DDLJ143 - 33 minutes ago





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,;?;?;?
?( "._." )? >")("< ,,(")("),, Aapke sMs k Intezar me chupchap baithe hai
Bhej rahe ho ya shor machaye.
JOIN LvMSG @9219592195
DDLJ143 - 34 minutes ago





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Bikhar Gayi H Khushiya Sajane Ko Koi Nhi Sab Kho Diya Ab Khone Ko Koi Nhi A Khuda Muje Abhi Na Bula Meri Maut Pe Rone Ko Koi Nhi
@DDLJ143
DDLJ143 - 9 hours ago





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Ye Dosti Meri Nahi Humari he
Tabhi to Sub Rishto Se Pyari he
Mushkil hai Dosto ka Roz Baate karna, Tabhi to sMs ka Silsila Jaari Rakha hai.
DDLJ143 - 15 hours ago





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Sharabi EYES Donate karne GAYA
Counter Clerk ne pucha
Kuch kehna chahte ho
usne kaha
Jise Lagao use bata DENA ye ankh 4 peg k bad khulti he.
DDLJ143 - 15 hours ago





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Kya Hoga Kal Koi JaaNTa Nhi
MusKil Ghadi Me Koi PehchaNTa
Nhi
Bhool Jayega Hume ye Zmana
Saara
Par Aap Bhool Jayenge Ye Dil
MaaNTa Nhi
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 2 hours ago





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Khub KheLa WaQt b InSaan Se,
DIL Hi Khali Kar Diya ImaaN Se,
Hum Hi PaGaL Ho Gaye The,
Jo Kar BaiThe WAFA Ek ANJAAN Se....
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 8 hours ago





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Dosto se kabhi Nraaz nahi hote
Phone nahi to sirf Mis-call kar dete
Dost bhi har sukh-dukh me kam aate hai, Bcoz' "APNE TO APNE HOTE HAI"
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 8 hours ago





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Zindagi shuru Hoti Hai Rishton Se,
Rishtey shuru Hote Hain Pyar Se,
Pyar Shuru Hota Hai Apno Se,
Aur Apne Shuru Hote Hain "Aap" Se.
SHAYRI_HUMTUM - 8 hours ago





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Ab Hasna Hai Kitna Aasaan
1,07,500 Logo Ki Jaan
Rote Chehro Ki Muskaan
Yehi Hai PAGALPANTI Ki Pehchaan Sms-
JOIN PAGALPANTI
to 9219592195
JOKEZONE - 24 minutes ago





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Teri ummid tera intjar karte hai Ye sanam ham to sirf Teri Bahen se pyar karte ha Par
Tere papa mera DANDA le k intjar karte h
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Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe bar-2 I LOVE U bol raha h,kya karu?
Father:Beta usse shadi kr le, zindgi me agar dubara bolde to mera nam badal dena
JOKEZONE - 10 hours ago





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http://cccnews.in A comprehensive web portal to provide
information about cyber crimes prevention and security.
BHARGAVA - 26 minutes ago





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Ek Admi "RAM"
Mandir gaya,
Rone laga..
He Bhagwan
meri Biwi kho
gayi RAM bole:-Bajuwale
"HANUMAN"Mandir me ja
Meri bhi Usine
Dhoondhi thi.
BHARGAVA - 10 hours ago





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Lohe Ko Loha Kat Ta Hai. Heere Ko Heera Kat Ta Hai.. Zeher Ko Zeher Kat Ta Hai.. . . Aise Hi Tumhe Ek Din Kutta Katega...
BHARGAVA - 10 hours ago





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Khyal Jab Unhe Mera Aya Hoga,
Meri Yaad Ne Unko Sataya Hoga,
Bhool Na Paye Jinhe Ham Aaj Tak,
Kaise Unhone Hame Bhulaya Hoga
Shayri_Star - 1 hour ago





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Ab Hasna Hai Kitna Aasaan
1,07,500 Logo Ki Jaan
Rote Chehro Ki Muskaan
Yehi Hai PAGALPANTI Ki Pehchaan Sms-
JOIN PAGALPANTI
to 9219592195
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Teacher: Lkg Class Ke Bachhe Se,
1se 10 tak GiNo, Me Apko Ek KISS DuNgi,
Santa Ka Bachha:Ek se 100tak GiNu To Kya Package He?
prem4prem - 10 hours ago





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Q teri yade hmko stane aa gyi
Q ye hq chaht ka jtane aa gyi.
Bhulna chahta h hm jin ksmo ko
Q ye un ksmo ko nibhwne aa gyi.
>Avneet
prem4prem - 10 hours ago





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Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe bar-bar I LUV U bol raha h,kya kru?
Father:Beta usse shadi kr le, zindgi me agar dubara bolde to mera nam badal dena
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 40 minutes ago





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Life Me Kbhi Serious Na Hona
Tension Na Lena Hamesha Haste Rehna Wrna Log Khenge Ghor Kalyug Aa Gaya Aaj Kal
'CARTOON' Bhi Nahi Haste
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 7 hours ago





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"SUPERSTARS" Birthday MAMMOOTTY
1952 sep 7 MOHANLAL
1957 may 21 DILEEP
1968 oct 27 SURESH GOPI
1962 Apr 24 ABHILASH
1989 JULY 4
JOKeSPOT - 4 hours ago





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Paadathu paniyedukkan vanna pankajaakshiye rathriyil paadathu thadanju nirthi paramu muthalaali paranju....
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"GOOD NIGHT..."
JOKeSPOT - 4 hours ago





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"MEZHUKU THIRI" KKU JEEVAN NALKAN vendy JEEVAN KALANJA "THEEPPETTI KOLLI" ATH ORTH SWAYAM URUKI THEERUNNA "MEZHUKU THIRI"
dat's real FRND
JOKeSPOT - 6 hours ago





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Pearl of wisdom: "U'll never get a second chance to make a first impression.. but remember the first impression is not the last CHANCE!!
JOKeSPOT - 14 hours ago





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Developing 100 friends in a year is not a gain. But keeping 1 friend for 100 years is an achievement.. that is FRIENDSHIP....! "Good morng"
JOKeSPOT - 15 hours ago





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Rona Hai Majburi,
Hasne Se Mit Jaegi Duri,
Dil Se Milenge Dil,
Bas 1 Sms Karna Hai Jaruri. Type kare-
JOIN DHIRAJ
aur bhej de 9219592195 par
JokesFlash - 56 minutes ago





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Khuda Kare Ki Tujhe Aisi Beemari Lage
Tu Budhape Mein Bhi Kuwari Lage
Darjan Ho Jayein Bacche Tere
Tu Phir Bhi Hum Ko Pyari Lage
@JokesFlash
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Teri ummid tera intjar krte H Ae sanam hm to sirf Teri Bahen se pyar krte H
Pr
Tere papa mera DANDA le k intjar krte H
JokesFlash - 7 hours ago





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Duniye me jeene ko pyar chahiye
maa-baap,bhai-behen ka dular chahiye
Pr school se bchne ka to 1 hi tareeka he
Yaha hr din Ravivar chahiye
JokesFlash - 7 hours ago





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Teacher: Zinda rehne kliye kya cheez zaruri
hai ??
Student:Zinda rehne k liye teri kasam ... Ek mulaqat zaruri hai.
sanam..
JokesFlash - 9 hours ago





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Aap Jab Apne Room Me Bed Pe Lete Hue Cell Pe Baate Kar Rahe Hoge To
Mai Apke Karib Aake Apko Pyar Se Kahunga-
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"Bewakuf Walk When U Talk"
JokesFlash - 9 hours ago





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Pappu-Yaar Teacher Kehti Hai Ke Dood Peenay Say Dimagh Taiz Hota H Dipu-Wo Gapp Marti H
Aisee Baat Hoti To Mera "Kutta" Engineer Na Hota
JokesFlash - 9 hours ago





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Khush to bahut hoge tum,
Barish jo shuru ho chuki he..
. . . Barish me har MENDAK khush hota hai
@PAGALPANTI
JokesFlash - 9 hours ago





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Har khomoshi mein ek baat hoti hai,
Har dil mein ek yaad hoti hai, Aapko pata ho ya na ho par aapki khushi k liye roz fariyad hoti ha.
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Luvin 1self is common bt caring abt sm1 cn b magnanimous coz a small act of caring wch u might hv 4go10 cud b d brightest memory 4 sm1 else.
SMSFUN - 9 hours ago





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Aankhen thak gayi meri Uske intezar me
Waqt ne loota hume Bhare bazaar me
kyon nahin aayi wo Milne humse
Hum me kami thi,Ya humare pyar me
SMSFUN - 12 hours ago





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Are aisa mat karo
Mat dabao
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neeche mat dabao
Kuch ho jayega,oh..oh..oh.
Ungliyo se mat dabao Maine kaha tha na
Ho gaya na msg khatam.
SMSFUN - 12 hours ago





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An amazing question: Why do d words
"I LOVE YOU"
Needs an answer, though all of us knw it is not a question..!
Www.ygoel.com - Complete fun
SMSFUN - 12 hours ago





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PRAYER is Not an Attempt To Change ' GOD's ' Mind., But An Attempt To Let GOD Change Our Minds... So pray n sleep
It is a Gr8Thing.
SMSFUN - 1 day ago





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Napolean : " In my dictionary there's no word called IMPOSSIBLE " Santa : Abhi bolne se kya fayda, jab kharida tab check karna tha na !!!!
SMSFUN - 1 day ago





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Doctor: Dawai Hila Ke Piya Karo.
Santa: Dr Saheb Hilane Se Dawai Chamach Se Gir Jati Hai aur Phir Zameen Se Chaatni Padti Hai. www.ygoel.com
SMSFUN - 1 day ago





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@Rakhi Sawant ne sabzi mandi me bahut lambi Mooli dekhi to puchha ye kya hai?
Sabjiwala:Ye humare liye Mooli hai, aur aapke liye MA-MULI hai
SMSFUN - 1 day ago





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Women r confusing.
Before marriage they expect a man.
After marriage they suspect a man.
After he dies they respect the man.
(yoi.ygoel.com)
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