Saturday, June 05, 2010

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Techar BacheKa Lunch Kha Gya
Tchar:Beta Ghar Ja Kr Mera Naam To Nai Bataoge?
Bacha masumiyat se:Me mummySe Kahunga K Meri Roti Kutta Kha Gya
JOKEZONE - 11 hours ago





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Arz H Arz H Arz H Arz H Arz H Arz H Arz H Arz H Arz H Arz H Arz H Sory,lst me bhi arz hi he..!
JOKEZONE - 11 hours ago





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Tum Jhakaas!
Tum Cute!
Tum Great!
Tum Famous!
Tum Cool!
Tum Intelligent!
Tum StaR!
Tum Stylish! Ban Sakte Ho
Agar Mujhe Follow Karo To
>AB
JOKEZONE - 11 hours ago





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Banta g-
ye aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta hai.
Kya khilate ho ? Santa g-
ye kutta nhi, mera beta he IIT ki tayari kar raha hai
>AVNEET<
JOKEZONE - 14 hours ago





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santa:teri shadi ho gayi?
banta:ha,wo bhi 1 ldki se.
s:abe shadi to ldki se hi hogi na?
b:na,meri behan ki to 1 ladke se hui thi
>AMAN<
JOKEZONE - 14 hours ago





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Company PJ-
Mere Haath Ka Bana Cake Zara Chakhna
Wah Wah
Mere Haath Ka Bana Cake Zara Chakhna
GARNIER FRUCTIS.. Apna Khayaal Rakna
>AMA
JOKEZONE - 17 hours ago





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Can u give me Rs20,000/-
I will return it 2 u in 4-5 days
Need it urgently.
Help me out pls.
I know u have money.
SANTA talks 2 ATM
JOKEZONE - 18 hours ago





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Nikli Pyr Ki Bat To Tum Yad Aye
Uthe DiL Me Wo Jazbat To Tum Yad Aye
U To DiL Mera Bebas Na Rehta Tha
Par Badle Jab Halat To Tum Yad Aye.
Shayri_Star - 14 hours ago





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Takdir ne chaha,takdir ne bataya..takdir ne tumko or humko milaya, khushnasib the hum ya wo pal, jab tumsa anmol dost meri zindagi me aaya
Shayri_Star - 15 hours ago





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Milega tera pyar to sawar jayenge
Nhi to is duniya me bikhar jaenge
Tum rehte ho is jism me jan bankr
Chhod k ise jaoge to hm mar jayenge
Shayri_Star - 15 hours ago





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Cutest line said by Girl to her Bf-
Dear i sleep 2 time
pahli bar jab tu hota he to tere bahon me
aur jab tu nai hota teri yaadon me
Shayri_Star - 15 hours ago





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Anjan Si Mulaqat Phchan Ban Gyi
1Mithe Se Riste Ki Jan Bn Gyi
2Kdam Tum Chale 2Kdam Hm
Chale Aur Dosti Ki Rah Kitni Asan
bn gyi
i miss u
Shayri_Star - 16 hours ago





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Dont Go The WayWhereLife Takes U.Take Life The WayWhere U Want To GoAnd Alwayz RemberU Are Born To Live
JOKeSPOT - 41 minutes ago





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1Pagal Aadmi Bahut Der Se Chand Ko Dekh Rha Tha, Aur Thodi Der Bad Bola- Jalte Rho Beta,Jab Bijli Ka Bill Aayega Tab Pata Chalega
dedlove - 11 hours ago





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Yado Me Teri Tanha Baithe He
Tere Bina Labo Ki Hasi Gawa Baithe He
Teri Duniya Me Andhera Na Ho..
Isliye Khud Ka Dil Jala Baithe Hai
-MoNArK
dedlove - 11 hours ago





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Kuch Raaz He Jo Bataye Ni Jate.
Kuch Aasu He Jo Giraye Ni Jate.
Ham Wo Badnsib He Jo Yad Ni Aate,
Aap Wo Khush-Nasib He Jo Bhulaye Nai Jate.
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Thursday, June 03, 2010

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Ek ghar me 2 luv birds rehte the 1 tha u luv me aur 2ra ka naam tha i luv u..u luv me ghar ke bahar chala gaya to batao ghar me kon bacha..
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 22 days ago





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I Think Its D Best Shayri Tairna Hai To Samundr Me Tairo Nadiyo Me Kya Rkha Hai Pyar Krna Ho To MAA-BAAP Se Kro In Ladkio Me Kya Rakha H
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 29 days ago





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Madam:me kisi pe 1nzr dal k bta skti hu k wo mere bare m kya soch rha h
Studnt:mis jb ap ko pata chalta hoga to bdi sharmindgi hoti hogi na
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 29 days ago





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Police: Oye car parking me bike kyun park kiya? Chota Santa: Sirf Do paiyon ka fark he uncle. Aajayenge.
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 76 days ago





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Do Ordinary 4 God he'l do xtraordinary 4u. Do natural 4 God he'l do suprnatural 4u. Do Possible 4 God he'l do wat is Impossible 4 u.. :)
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 76 days ago





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Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 91 days ago





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Boy:Tum Chinese jaisi q dikhti ho?
Girl:Mere dad Chnese the
Boy:Wo kaha hai?
Girl:Mar gye
Boy:Oh! Aakhir China ka maal tha,chalta bhi kitna.
RAJU_SHRIVASTAV - 96 days ago





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Heer Ro Ro Kar
Ranjhe Se Keh Rahi
Hai.............. Heer Ro Ro Kar
Ranjhe Se Keh
Rahi Hai.......... Rumal De Kutte
Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai
JokesFlash - 122 days ago





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Agar MARD Ka Bacha H To Niche aa Dar Gya Kya? Aur Neeche Aa Saale - Hello Bhai Kese Ho aap? Aajkal Msg nhi aa rahe...??
JokesFlash - 122 days ago





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Sir ne bachche ki copy pe
note likha
Bache ko nahala k
bheja kare
Bache ki ma ne note padne k
baad likha
Bache ko padhaye
sungha
na kare
JokesFlash - 122 days ago





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Do pyar karne wale jangal me kho gaye... Jangal me khoye hai
mobile me
kyu dhund rahe ho... @aeDOST
JokesFlash - 122 days ago





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Bus chali, bhid badhi break laga,1 ladka1ladki se takraya ladki-aadmi ho ya JAANVAR?
Ladka bola "JAAN to tum ho, hum to "VAR hai @aeDOST
JokesFlash - 122 days ago





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Snta Ki Beti Ko SMS Aaya-"I LOVE YOU" Snta Gusse Me Beti Se-
Jisne sms Kiya Hai Usse To Mai Dekh Luga
Filhal Tum Uska Sms Usse Wapis Bhejo.
JokesFlash - 123 days ago





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Wo Kya Janay Mere Dil Pe Kya Guzri Thi Us Waqt Faraz! Jab Us Ne Meri Taraf Dekha or Boli.. Excuse Me! Badboo Aapne Maari Hai? :-)
JokesFlash - 123 days ago





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Shadi me dulhan k boyfrnd b aya hua tha,
Santa:aap kaun he?
Ladka:ji me semi final me out ho gaya tha,
aj FINAL dekhne aya hu
JokesFlash - 123 days ago





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Bnta-Mai gali se jb jata hu to
KUTTE muzse dar k bhagte h
Snta-Apne BOSS se to hr koi darta he @MeraSanam
JokesFlash - 123 days ago





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Dipu To Pappu-Tum Do Roti
Ek Sath Kyu Khate Ho..?? Pappu-Dr. Ne Mujhe Double
Roti Khane Ko Kaha He..
JokesFlash - 123 days ago





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Ninne kananenthu rasam
Ninte nottam ha Athimanoharam
Ninte Nilpu Personality ellam enikkishtayi
So Njan Ninne eduthotte paadathu vekkaana
JOKeSPOT - 9 days ago





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Elippani..
Dangippani..
Pakshippani..
Thakalippani ... Enthellaam tharam Panikal.. Oduvil itha Ninte perilum oru Pani PANNI PANI
JOKeSPOT - 18 days ago





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"Gravitation doesn't take responsibility for the people falling in Love" - Newton's Room Mate.
JOKeSPOT - 24 days ago





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Each Day I Meet Sum1 New
Bt Nvr Find Anothr u D World Is Full Of People Its True Yet No1 Ever Equals a frnd Like U
JOKeSPOT - 28 days ago





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PRANAYATHINU kannerinte ruchiyanu vedhanayude thaalamanu,
adhu virahagandhiyanu idhellam
arinja
njan
enthinu PRANAYIKANAM?
JOKeSPOT - 36 days ago





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One of the best friendship msg: Kanneer thudakkan,
Nine pole Oru friend koode undengil! 1000 "MAMMOOTTY" padam vannalum poyi kaanum njan
JOKeSPOT - 37 days ago





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Fill in blank with YES/NO 1),I am not mentally fit! 2),I have no brain! 3),I have no commonsense! 4),I am mad! Please try
JOKeSPOT - 37 days ago





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Bepuril"PULI" irangi Vayanattil "KAATTANA" irangi Nee veettil thanne irunno Naattil "KAZHUTHA" irangiyennu nattukarekondu parayipikenda
JOKeSPOT - 37 days ago





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When I Pray I Dont See God , But I Know He Listens...
When I Sms u I Dont see U , But I Know U Read My Messages with A Smile..
Isn't It.
JOKeSPOT - 37 days ago





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Teeth said 2 Tongue: If i just pres u little, u'll get cut. Tongue repld: If i misuse 1word against some1,den all 32 of u wil go out!!!
JOKeSPOT - 54 days ago





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AaP WeSe Hi BaHoT KhuBsuRaT Ho,
Par jAb RuTh jATi Ho,
AuR Bhi HaSiN DiKhTi Ho,
KaS Ye RuThNe AuR MaNaNe Ka SiLSiLa AisE Hi ChALta rahe...
prem4prem - 10 hours ago





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@MIRCHIFUN X'ChanGe AdvT. KarNa ChaHte Ho?
prem4prem - 10 hours ago





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jAbSe aPkO DeKhA Hai, KuCh AuR DiKhTa Hi NaHi..
RaaT Me aPkE SaPnNe AaTe Aur Din MeiN AaPki YaaD..
MeRa DiL Bas YaHi KaHtA Hai. "I LovE U"
prem4prem - 10 hours ago





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Company PJ..
Mere Haath Ka Bana Cake Zara Chakhna
Wah Wah
Mere Haath Ka Bana Cake Zara Chakhna
GARNIER FRUCTIS.. Apna Khayaal Rakna
>Avneet
JOKEZONE - 4 hours ago





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Who r u? Why do u msg me? Who gave u my number? Never msg me again Apun kabi aisa bola kya
nhi na
To bindas msg karneka
>AMAN<
BHARGAVA
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REAL VALUE OF PERCENTAGE-
Boy- Tere 12th mein kitne percentage the?
Gal- 97%
Boy- Baap re
Itne mein to kisi gareeb ke 2 bache pass ho jate.
JOKEZONE - 6 hours ago





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American:
tumne daaru me pani bhi
nahi Milaya INDIAN:
Abe
Angrej
ki
Aulad Itna
Pani
to
Hum
Indians
Ko
Daaru Dekhte Hi Muh me Aa Jata Hai
JOKEZONE - 6 hours ago





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