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1 Lady Ki Aankh Kali Hui Thi Padosan- Kya Hua?
Lady- Pati Ne Mara
Padosan- Tere Pati To Kam Se Bahar Gye Hue The
Lady- Mera B Yahi Khaya tha
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Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nahi le jate? Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai.
Santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai
>Avneet
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santa 3 Saal Tak Gadhe Pe Baith Ke College Gaya Fir 3 Saal Paidal Gaya Socho Q Qki Un 3 Saalo Me Gadhe Ki Graduation Complete ho gayi
>AMAN
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Santa Banta hosptl me ek doctor Se lar rahe the.
doctor:Kya hua?
Santa Banta:Doctr ne operation me orignal Chize nikal kar china ka dal diya
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S:dr ne kha tha k T.V cabel Se bache kharab hote hai aur padhai B nhi krte,mene cabel katva diya
Batna: Good?
S: Ab humne dish TV lagwa liya
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Child: God, plz i dont want 3rd world war.
God: Y? u luv ur country so much
Child:No God i'm weak in history i cant study anothr world war
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Santa pulled out 6 people from a burning house
still he was in jail....why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff ! grp by
>AMAN<
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Snta-
Kal Ek Admi Aurat Ko Peet Raha Tha
Maine Kaha Mard Se Lad. Bnta-
Fir kya hua Snta-
Jab Mujhe Hosh Aaya To Main Hospital Me Tha
>AMAN
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Pyar Karne Ki Apni Ek Reet Hai,
Pyar Ka Dusara Naam Hi To Preet Hai,
Isiliye Try Maro Har LADKI Par,
Kyuki ''DARR Ke Aage JEET Hai''
>AMAN
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Santa: Banta! There's a bomb in my garden!
Banta: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can own it
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Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,
Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Banta : Kuch B Nahi
Santa : Kaise? Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
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Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!
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Santa: Library Ko Hotel Samajkr Andar Gya Or Chillaya
1 Lassi Lana
To Kisine Usse Kha
Ye Library Hai.. To santa Dhire $e Bola 1 Lassi lana
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Wife: Sirf Mere Liye Hi Paan Kyu Le Rahe Ho?
Apne Liye Bhi Le Lo...
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Husband: Mai Bina Paan Khaye Bhi Chup Reh Sakta Hu
BHARGAVA - 4 days ago

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Banta sent sms to Santa:
Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha. Santa got angry and replied:
Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan
BHARGAVA - 5 days ago

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FUN: THOUGHT- Never make the same mistake twice..There r so many new ones.Try a different one each day.After all.variety is the spice of lyf
BHARGAVA - 6 days ago

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Pet kharab hai golgappe kaise khaoge Pet kharab hai golgappe kaise khaoge Ki Tum to thehre pardesi sath kya nibhaoge
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School me ek bacha chaku liye ghum rah tha..
sir ne pucha:chaku liye kyo ghum rahe ho..
bacha: garib hu sir,revolver kaha se lau..?
BHARGAVA - 7 days ago

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Rishte Khoon Ke Nahi,
Rishte Ehsas Ke Hote Hai,
Agar Ehsas Ho To Ajnabi B Apne hote hai,
Aur,
Agar Ehsas Na Ho To Apne B Ajnabi ho jate hai
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Ho Nhi Raha Mehsus Dard Tere Pyar Ka,
Kya Aaj Teri Mohabat Ki Dhar Kam He.
Kuch De Naya Zakhm Mujhko Aaj,
Kyo Lagta He Aaj Tera Pyar Kam He.
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TERA HI CHEHRA HAI NIGAHO ME:
kuch na manga siwa tere duaon me:*
TUM NA MILTE TO YE SURAT HOTI:
zindgi kat'ti kanto bhari raho me
Love u
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Nazar Nazar me "PYASS" hai,
Har dil me ek "EHSAAS" hai,
Yu hi nahi humne aapse dosti ki,
Yaar humari pasand hi khuch "KHAAS" hai.
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Aap Ki Dhadkan Se Hai Rishta Humara
Aap Ki Sanso Se Hai Nata Humara
Bhul Kar Bhi Kabhi Bhul Na Jana
Aap Ki Yaado Ke Sahare Hai Jina Humara..
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Ek Ajnabi Ka Intazar Hai,
Ek Sache Pyar Ki Pyas Hai.
Aate To Bahut Log Hai Zindagi Me
Par Ek Sache Dost Ki Talash He
Will u b?
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Zindgi Me Apke siva Kuch Chaha Hi Nahi
Jo Chaha Use Kbhi Paya Hi Nahi,
Aur Aap Hume Aise Bhul Jate Ho,
Jaise Hmse Koi Rishta Banaya Hi Nahi.
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Koi Chand Sitara hai
Koi Phul se Pyara hai
koi Khushi ka Ishara hai
Koi Dil ka Sahara hai
Tumhe Sirf Itna Batana hai
Wo Naam tumara hai
>AB
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Taro ko roshni pasand he Phulo ko bahar psand he Na jane apko kya psand h Par humko to Aap psand hai..;-)
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Radha Krishna se
Apne mujhse prem kiya pr shaadi Rukmani se Q?
krishna's reply
RADHE! shadi mai do log Chahiye
TUM hi kaho HUM me DUSRA Kaun
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Bahut Wafadar Hu Gila Soch K Krna
Is Daur Me Logo Se Wafa Soch K Krna
1 Baar Jo Ruthe To Mana Na Sakogi
Hum Jaise Logo Ko Khafa Soch K Krna
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Meri Har Khusi Teri Nasib Ho Jae
Tera Har Gam Mere Karib Ho Jae
Har Janam Me Mile Muje Tere Jaisi Lover
Taki Mera Har Lamha Khusnasib Ho Jae
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Na Koi Tasvir Na Koi Nishani Thi
Na Koi Zanjir Na Koi Kahani Thi
Apka Dost Hona Iqtefak Tha Shayad
Ya Fir Khuda Ki Hum Par Koi Meharbani Thi
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Ek Sacha Dost Wahi He Jo
Apka
Pehla Ansu Poch Le
Dusra Rok Le
Aur Agar Tisra Aye To Jor Se Jhapad Mare Aur Kahe-
"Le Ab Khul Ke Ro Le"
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Kasam Se Aap Mujhe Yaad Aane Lage Ho
Meri Nind Ko Churane Lage Ho
Malum Nahi Mujhe Kya Ho Gaya
Jaante Nahi Tumhe
Fir Bhi Apne Lagne Lage Ho.
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Kaun Kehta Hai Uske Bina Marr Jaunga,
Mai To Dariya Hu Saagar Me Utar Jaunga,
Won Taras Jayenge,
Mai Toh Baadal Hu Kahin Aur Baras Jaunga.
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Khuda B Na Jane
Kese Kese Rishte Bana
Deta He,Anjan Ko Dil Me Basa
Deta He,Jise Hm Kbi Jante B Na The,Use Jaan Se B Zyada
Pyara Bana Deta He
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Rone Se kisi Ko Paya nhi Jata,khone Se kisi Ko Bhulaya nhi Jata,waqt sabko Milta He zindgi Badlne Ka,zindgi Se waqt Ko Badla nhi jata..
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Haqiqat K Qarib Aane K
Bad Samjha Mohabbat Ko Dil Lagane K Bad Muje Apna Gum Nahi Dukh UsKa Hai Kaun Chahega Itna Use Mere Jane k baad..!
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Meri Rooh Vich Mera Yaar Wasda,
Meri Aankh Vich Uska Deedar Wasda,
Sanu Apne Dard Di Parwa Nai, Par RAB kare Har Waqt Rahe Mera YAAR HASDA.
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Apki Smile Ne Kya Jadu Chala Diya, **wah wah** . . COMA Se Jage Mareez Ko Humesha K Liye Sula Diya
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Spno Ki Trah Saza K Rkhege
Chandni Raat Ki Nzar Se Chupa K Rakhge
Agr Meri Tkdir Me Tum Ho
to Zindgi Bhr Apko Apna Bna K Rkhnge
mahesh
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Hum Tadpte Hai Unki Yaad Me
Dil Toota Hai Unki Fariyaad Me,
Aey Khuda Dikha De Ek Baar Surat Unki
Kahin Dum Na Nikal Jaaye Unke Intezar Me !
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Khuda diL k Irade Azmata hai,Sapno k parde Aankhon se htata hai,Hausla Mat Harna zindagi Me Qki,Thoda Dard hi insaan ko Jeena sikhata hai..
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Khuda dukh N de Mere yaar Ko,
Mujhe Chahe dukhoka Pahaad de de.
Nayee Cycle Par Ghume Dost Mera,
Mujhe Chahe Purani Mercedes Car dede.
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Bahut Kam hai Zamane Me Log Aise
Chahat Ki Jinhe Pehchan Hoti Hai
Soch Lena Kisi Pe Mar Mitne Se 1le
Lutane Ke Liye Sirf 1 Jaan Hoti Hai
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DiLo Se Khelna HuMe Nhi Aata Isliye Ishq Ki BaZi HuM HaaR GaYe MeRi Zindgi Se Sayad Unhe Bahut Pyar Tha Isliye Mujhe Zinda Hi Maar Gaye.!
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HELLO is so
Sweet
"H"
How are u ? "E"
Everything is all right "L"
Love to listen u "L" Love to see u "O" Obviously Missing
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Hotel Me Khana Kha K Sonu Hath K Badle WASH BASIN
Dhone Laga.. Waiter- Sir, Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho.? Sonu- Dikhta Nahi, Likha Hai
Wash Basin..
BHARGAVA - 6 days ago

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Apki shakl ka andaz kuch aisa hai,
kya bataun ki yeh wakya kaisa hai,
kaun kehta h aap ullu jaise ho
such to yeh h ki ullu apke jaisa hai
BHARGAVA - 6 days ago

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Jab Bhi Milti Hai Lipat K Roti Hai,
Zakhmo Me Apne Simat K Roti Hai,
Jaane Ka Wada Krti Hai Meri Zindgi Se,
Magar Jate Jate Palat K Roti HE.
BHARGAVA - 8 days ago

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Khaali Sheeshe Bhi Nishaan Rakhte Hai
Toote Dil Bhi Armaan Rakhte Hai,
Jo Khamoshi Se Gujar Jaaye
Woh Dariya Bhi Dil Me Toofan Rakhte Hai.
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