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Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..
JokesFlash - 12 minutes ago

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CHAND pr apka naam likne ko G cahta he Lekin Pehli BAT to ye ki mera hath nai jata h Dusri bat ye ki ye khayal hamesha DOPHR me aata h
JokesFlash - 8 hours ago

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Girl-It's 2 tight
Boy-Don't worry,I'll do it slowly
Gal-Push it in
Boy-Ah..I can't
G-It's painful
B-Forget it We'll buy new WEDDING RING
JokesFlash - 8 hours ago

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NAMASKAR
Ye "NATIONAL HELTH SEWA" hai Isme hum raat ko
aap jaise logo ko
SUSU KARNA YAAD DILATE HAI Taki aapna bister sahi salamat rahe
JokesFlash - 9 hours ago

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Sa sa re
sa
ni ni sa re sa sa re sa sa re dha ni pa ni sa
sa sa re re ma ga ni maga sa
saa
reee bas mere
INDIAN IDOL soja.
JokesFlash - 9 hours ago

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RAAZ-DR.Meri BIWI Ne Petrol Pi Liya He
Or bhag Rahi He DR-Tension Mat Lo
Jub
Petrol Khatam Ho Jayega To Wo Aa Jayegi @JOKESFLASH--
JokesFlash - 10 hours ago

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ALL India me sms kare 'GOLUMOLU4U' k sms >Proposal MSGs
>Romantic Shayaries
>New Jokes
>Luv SMS
-
Msg
JOIN GOLUMOLU4U
to
09219592195
FANNAH - 9 hours ago

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Dosti ki raho me kabhi AKELAPAN na mile
zindagi me apko kabhi GUM na mile
dua karte hai HUM,apko jo bhi dost mile
HUM se bhi acha mile
prem4prem - 8 hours ago

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Tod Do Wo Kasam Jo Khayi Hai
Kabi Yaad Kr Lene Me Kya Burai Hai
Yaad Apko Bina Kiye Raha B Nhi Jata
DiL Me Jagah Apne Aisi Jo Banai Hai
prem4prem - 8 hours ago

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Wen U r lonely, m sad
Wen U r happy, m glad
Remeber dat wat ever U feel i feel it twice
So if U miss me once
I miss U twice.! >Avneet
prem4prem - 8 hours ago

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Din Dhal Chuka H
Sham Ja Rhi H
Ye Raat B Dekho Humpe Hase Ja Rhi Ha
Hr Waqt Tanhai Khamoshi Sata Rhi Ha
Kehna Sirf Ye Ha Apki Yaad Aa Rhi Ha
prem4prem - 8 hours ago

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Har Chand Mile Har Sitara Mile.
Har Kadam Par Aapko Sahara Mile.
Zindgi Me Kabhi Akele Na Rahe Aap.
Koi Hum Jaisa Mile,Koi Humse Pyara Mile.
prem4prem - 14 hours ago

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Adhura h Asma SITARO
k bina
Adhura h Samundr
KINARO k bina.
Adhuri h FIZA Baharo
k bina.
Or adhuri h ye ZINDGI
Aap jese "dost" K
bina.
Mis u
prem4prem - 1 day ago

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Kagaz pr kuch hota to mita dete
kiya hota sauda to kimat chuka dete
kaise bhula du tuje o yad aane wale
Agr dekha hota sapna to bhula dete
prem4prem - 1 day ago

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Ruthe jo zindgi to mana lenge hum,
mile jo gam usse bhi bhula denge hum,
bas aap dosti nibhate rahna,
aansuo ko bhi muskurana sikha denge hm
prem4prem - 1 day ago

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Aasma me badlo ki tarh chha jao
Nikle ho ghar se to manjil ko pa jao
Rokta he zmana har ubhrne wale ko
khud pe ho yaki to zmane pe chha jao.
prem4prem - 1 day ago

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Maza to Humne Intezar Me Dekha He Chahat Ka Asar Pyaar Me Dekha He Log Dhundte He Mandir Maszid Me Jise Us Khuda Ko Maine Aapme Dekha He..
prem4prem - 2 days ago

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Maine Ek din Mandir ki Daan- Peti me 1 Rs. daal kar ek acha Dost manga
Tab
Bhagwaan ne Mujhe Aapse Milaya aur kaha
"1 Rs me AISA hi milega"
BHARGAVA - 8 hours ago

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Santa ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi
Banta:Aur santa,kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa:Pooch mat yaar,
jab tak sister na kaho,bolti hi nahi.
BHARGAVA - 8 hours ago

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Santa-Mera Kutta Wafadar He
Roz Akhbar Utha Kar Lata He Banta-Isme Wafadari Ki Kya Baat Hai? Santa-Wo Padosi Ka khbaar Utha Kar Laata He!
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago

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Santa>Agar Mere Haath Me Sarkar Ho
To
Mai Desh Ki Takdir Badal Dunga.. Wife>Tum Pehle Apna Pajama to Badal Lo
Subah Se Ulta Pehan Rakha He.
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago

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Santa was a Sincere Traffic Police Man but was Suspended from his Job Why? he Stop the ambulance and Fined for Over Speed
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago

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Teacher Santa givs dictation test 4 students!
Last bench stdnt say: V r unable to hear sir!
Santa:Ok then,i'll write on the board.!!
(':')
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago

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Legal Voting Age For Boys-
18yrs.. Legal Marrying Age For Boys-
21Yrs. Wat Is Proved? "Its Tougher To Control A girl Than A Country
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago

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Janiye apne pyar ka BHAVISHYAFAL Type kijiye apna aur apne partner ka naam aur send kare apne papa ke mobile per BHARGAVA-Avneet
BHARGAVA - 2 days ago

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Mere ghar ke samne se bhagi ek "ghodi" wah..wah.
mere ghar ke samne se bhagi ek "ghodi"
wah wah
fir bhage tum aur "rab ne bnadi jodi"
ab bol
JOKEZONE - 8 hours ago

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Santa-Mera Kutta Wafadar He
Roz Akhbar Utha Kar Lata He Banta-Isme Wafadari Ki Kya Baat Hai? Santa-Wo Padosi Ka khbaar Utha Kar Laata He!
JOKEZONE - 8 hours ago

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Salesman :Sir cokroach ke liye powder loge kya
Santa:Nahi hum cokroach ko itna laad pyar nahi karte
Aaj powder denge to kal deodrant mangega
JOKEZONE - 8 hours ago

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is sms?
S-salla
M-muft ka
S-sirdard -na karo to log sochte h kanjus hai,
Aur karo to log sochte hai khaali betha h kuch kaam nahi hai.
JOKEZONE - 8 hours ago

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Wife-Mere Irada Bade nek he.
Aap Hazaaro me Ek he..!! Husband-Dimag ke to Hum bhi Don hu..
Pehle ye bata ki Ye baki 999 kon he.? @jMyFan
JOKEZONE - 12 hours ago

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Arz kiya hain-
Gam he
aur Tanhai He Wah wah Gum he
aur Tanhai he Kaminon tum bhi MSG karo Meri kya mufat ki kamayi hai.? >Avneet
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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Santa-Woh ladki kitni sundar he
B-Mujhe uska naam pta he
S-Kya naam he?
B-Woh bank me kaam krti he uske counter pe likha tha
"CHAALU KHATA"
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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Boy:Surj hua madhm chand dhalne laga
mai thehra rha zami chlne lgi sajni kya yehi pyar hai?
Girl:arre nalayk ye earthquake hai bhaag
>Avneet
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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Santa 2customr care:meri bhains meri sim kha k bhag gai h
Cust care:To hum kya kare?
S:Ji puchna tha Roaming to nhi lagegi na
>AB
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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Patane Se N Pate
Esi Koi Ladki Nai
Patane Se N Pate
Esi Koi Ladki Nai
Agar Fir B Na Pate
To Duniya Me Ladkio Ki Kami Nai
JokesFlash - 22 hours ago

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RAAZ-Yar Mai bohat preshan h
FARAZ-Q Kya Huwa.
RAAZ-Subah se hum ko koi
battery low k number se miss call de raha hai
JokesFlash - 22 hours ago

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I See love in 'u'r eyes.
I know. It is 4 me and when I Look through
mine'only .u.
that I See !!! Look throogh. mine,
JOKeSPOT - 2 hours ago

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i want to say u something from
heart I I L I LO I LOV I LOVE I LOVE U I LOVE Ullivada
more than parippuvada.
JOKeSPOT - 2 hours ago

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GOD gave u
2Legs
2Walk
2Hands
2Hold
2Ears
2Hear
2Eyes
2See.
But why did
HE give u
only1HEART?
B'Coz
He gave
the other 1
to some1 who loves U
JOKeSPOT - 8 hours ago

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The luv which u go in search offmay expect a lot frm u,Butd luv tht comes ur way expects nothing more than U.Thats real luv..>
JOKeSPOT - 13 hours ago

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Most Optimistic Line Ever Said by a True Lover:
"I know I'm d Boy Of Her Dreamz, Itz Just Dat She Hasn't Started Dreaming Yet..!!" Goodmrng
JOKeSPOT - 14 hours ago

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Salesman :Sir cokroach ke liye powder loge kya
Santa:Nahi hum cokroach ko itna laad pyar nahi karte
Aaj powder denge to kal deodrant mangega
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Kabhi apki yaade dard ban jati hain
Kabhi apki yaade dawa ban jati hain
Agar in yaadon Me apki yaade na ho to,
Zindagi bewafa ban jati he
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Haamri Mahefil Ko fasana Mil Gaya
Hamari Gazlo Ko Afsna Mil Gaya
Aapki Dosti aisi Mili Dost
Jaise Khuda Ki Taraf SE Koi Nazrana MiL Gaya...
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Kal Raat Meri Aankh Se 1 Ansu Nikal Aaya
Mene Pucha Tu Bahar Q Aya
Usne Kha;Koi Teri Ankho Me Itna Smaya he K Me Apni Jagah Nahi Bana Paya
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KabTak teri judai k sadme uthau me
Tu kuch asa suluk Karke tujhko bhul jau me
Dil mera najuk h aay sangdil
Na or tadpa ke tut k bikhr jau me
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in aaino se kabtak dil bahlaoge
jab raat hogi khudko tanha paoge
hum jesa agr aa jaye apki zindgi me
kasam se umarbhar tanhai ko taras jaoge
FANNAH - 22 hours ago

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Future is Not something U Await!
It is something U Must Create!
Plan ur Future in Advance coz thts where
U will Spend the Rest of ur Life.
FANNAH - 22 hours ago

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"If you can not find the brighter side of life... polish d darker side!" Attitude of Adjustment is d only instrument to live a life.
SMSFUN - 9 hours ago

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Shikwa rahe hmse gila rahe humse
aarzu h bas yehi 1 silsila rahe hmse
fasle ho darmiya ya khta ho koi
Dua hai bus yehi NAZDIKIYA rahe humse
Shayri_Star - 1 day ago

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