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Every heart ha pain. Only d way of expreion i different. . .
ome hide it in their eye. . . while
ome hides it in their mile. . .
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Teacher: vakyathil prayogikkuka "KAATTAANA".
Student: Njan kattilude nadakkumbol pirake oru puli odivannu, njan enthu "KAATTAANA"
JOKeSPOT - 15 hours ago

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Friendship is a drop of love on the rosy cheeks of time. It's a tiny seed that God has planted in our mind. So keep friends safely...
JOKeSPOT - 1 day ago

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H+*** Ha+** Hap+* HaPp* HapPy HaPpY HapPy HaPpY HaPpY * * * * * * *
HapPy jaaminu vila koodi.
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For every eye, there is someone to see it.
For every ear, there is someone to hear it.
For every heart, there is someone to receive it.
JOKeSPOT - 2 days ago

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Aaj Didar
Kal yaar
Parso pyar
Phir ikrar
Aur phir Intzar
Phir-takrar
Phir-darar
Saari mehnat bekar
Aur akhir me
Ek Aur Devdas at BeerBar
JokesFlash - 7 hours ago

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Veeru-Basanti in kutton k agay mat nachna Pappu with his dog in theator:
"Nachegi kese nahi KUTTAY ka bhi ticket liya he
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RAAZ- Wafa Se Pyar Mat Karna FARAZ- Q NAHI KARNA? RAAZ-Bin Maut Mare Jaoge FARAZ- Q? RAAZ- Are WAFA Osama Bin Laden Ki Beti hai..!
JokesFlash - 7 hours ago

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Agar tum kisi naik orat ko janchna chate ho Ke Wo naik serat he ya nhi TO Itna Pata karo ke Wo Star plus to nhi dekhti @PAGALPANTI
JokesFlash - 12 hours ago

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Ek Sher Arz hai Idhar Bhi Gum ho Gaya hai Udher B Gum ho Gaya hai . Msg Delete kar Do Sher khatam ho Gaya hai
JokesFlash - 12 hours ago

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Khusi Ko Gam Kaise Kah De
Apki Dosti Ko Kam Kaise Kah De
Ye to Sab Kahte H Ki Tum Pagal Ho
Ye to Sach H
Magar Hum Kaise Kah De
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Bivi-Jab me Gana Gati
hu to Ap Balcony me
kyu chale Jate Ho RAAZ-Taki Muhalle
wale ye na smjhe ki Mai
Tumhara Gala Daba rha hu
@JokesFlash
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Teacher- Apka beta cigarate peeta hai
Aap kabhi use puchhte nahi? RAAZ-Haa,puchhta hu
par mujhe kabhi deta hi nahi
JokesFlash - 23 hours ago

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Kanjus Apne Baccho Se -
Jo Raat Ko Khana Nahi Khayega,Use 5Rs Dunga Bache 5-5 Rs Le Kar So Gae Subah Bola Jo 5Rs Dega Use Khana Milega
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Ek Panchi Ka Bs Itna Sa Fsana H
Tufan H Or Udte Hue PaarJana H
Manzil Pr Pahuch Hua Bada Dukh
Kismat Se Wahi Dal Tuti Jispe Uska Asiyana He.
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Ruth Gaye Humko Chahne Wale
Ruth Gaye Humko Manane Wale.
Ab To Mobile Bhi Humse Puchta He
Ki...
Kaha Chhup Gaye Tumhe Roj SmS Karne Wale.772
Shayri_772 - 5 hours ago

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Lekar dil vapas kiya nai jata Yun nazuk dil ko jakham diya nai jata Sachmuch ye dunia zalim hai Pyar hai phir bhi apse jataya nai jata.
prem4prem - 7 hours ago

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hum to pehle se hi apke apne he
kya zarurt he hume azmane ki
yaad na bhi karo to koyi gam nahi
par khwahish na karna kabhi bhul jaane ki
>AB
prem4prem - 7 hours ago

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Pholon Ko Khilna Sikhaya Nahi Jata
Kanton Ko Chubana Btaya Nahi jata
Koi Ban jata hai Khud se apna warna
har kisi ko apna banya nahi jata
prem4prem - 8 hours ago

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Sachi Khusi ka ehsas tum hi to ho
saari Duniya se khass tum hi to ho
Ek pal bhi tum ko bhula nahi pate
har Pal Dil k pass Tum hi to ho
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Akele rehna bhi kya dard hai kisi ko pakar khona bhi kya dard hai. Chhin Leti hai duniya usiko tumse Jiske bina jina sabse bada dard hai.
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Ma ki jyoti se nur milta hai.Sabke dilo ka surur milta hai.Jo bhi jata hai mata ke dwar, Use kuch na kuch jarur milta hai! Happy durga Puja!
SMSFUN - 3 days ago

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It is the things in common that make relationships enjoyable, but it is the little differences that make them interesting. -Todd Ruthman.
SMSFUN - 4 days ago

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You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet...
you are like you...
and that"s the reason why I love you! >Avneet
prem4prem - 5 hours ago

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Aap ki Hansti hui Zindagi ki raho me~
Hazaro Phool Lutati hui Bahar aaye
Chalo to sitare Nisar ho Tum par~
Hanso to Phoolo Ko b Pyar aaye~
prem4prem - 5 hours ago

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dushera ka ye pyara tyohar
jeewan me laye khusiya apar
sri ram ji kare aapke ghar sukh ki barsat
subh kamna meri kare sweekar
happy dushera
prem4prem - 1 day ago

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Letter for you.
_________
@(________(@
@(________(@ please open it ! @=========@
) "Happy" )
( "Dasara" )
>Avneet
Bhargava
prem4prem - 1 day ago

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Jab bhi Karib aata Hu Batane K Liye
Zindagi Dur Rakti Hai Satane K Liye
Mehfilo Ki Shan Na Samjna Mujhe
Mai To Hasta Hu Gum Chupane k liye
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People vanish, people die.
People laugh, people cry.
Some give up, some try.
Some say hi, some say bye.
Others may 4get you but never will I
prem4prem - 1 day ago

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Na kisi shayar ka kalaam hai
Na kisi maikhane ka Jaam hai
logo mein ye charcha aam hai
Jo lakhon ki Jaan hai
"Avneet Bhargava"
uska naam hai
prem4prem - 1 day ago

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Hum Jante Hai Ki Ye Khwab Jhute Hai,
Aur Ye Khushiya Adhuri Hai
Magar Jinda Rehne Ke Liye Mere Dosto
Kuchh Galat Fehmiyan Bhi Jaruri Hai
prem4prem - 2 days ago

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Udas Lamho Ka Na Malal Rakhna,
Tufan Me Bhi Wajud Sambhal Kar Rakhna,
Kisi Ke Lia Sharte Zindagi Ho Tum
Kisi Ki Khatir Apna Khayal Rakhna
prem4prem - 2 days ago

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Tu chand hai sharmaya na kr
Phool se chehre ko murjhaya na kr
Jab tak ham zinda hai tere dost ban kr
Tab tak kisi b baat se ghabraya na Kr
prem4prem - 2 days ago

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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses.Now,if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it? Stu:Obviously it is the past tense.
BHARGAVA - 5 hours ago

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Khas Aapke Liye
Jokes Or Shayri Ka Mixture JOIN RomanceCafe
JOIN YuvaCafe
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BHARGAVA - 5 hours ago

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SON: Dad, Apko to Cancer h Par Apne Sbko AIDS Kyu batate ho-?
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DAD: Taki Mere Marne K baad Teri Maa ko Koi Hath Na Lagaye
BHARGAVA - 8 hours ago

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Tinku 2 santa: papa 5+5 kitne hote hai?
Santa: Ullu de pathe,gadhe, idiot, nalayak, Besharam,
tuje kuch ni aata, ja andar se Calculatr
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago

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Today is
HAPPY dushera
After 19 dys
HAPPY DIWALI
After 87 dys
HAPPY X-MAS
After 94 dys
HAPPY NEW YEAR
i m d 1st wisher
4 all,
>Avneet
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago

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Waiter gives bill 2 Santa
Santa: Take this card.
Waiter:But sir,
this is Ration card.
Santa: So what?
u hav written there-ALL CARDS ACCEPTED
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago

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Judge- TUm Par Cycle Chori Ka Elzaam Sabit Nai Hua HAI
Lihaza Tumko Baa-Izzat Bari Kiya Jata HAI
sANTA - Iska Matlab Mai Wo Cycle Rakh Lu.
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Santa=Arz Kiya Hai. Banta=Irshad Irshad. Santa=Arz Kiya Hai. Banta=Irshad... Santa=Abe Kutte Bolne To De. Banta=Wah....Wah. >Avneet
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago

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Munna:ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi
kyu rehte hei??
Circuit: Simple hai
BHAI, Royenge to note geeela ho jayenga na.
@perm4prem
BHARGAVA - 1 day ago

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Teachar- Jo sun na sake use kya kahenge?
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?
? Santa- Use kutta, Kamina kuch b keh do, Wo thodi sunega!
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Acha Dost kitni Hi Baar Kyun Na Rooth Jaye use
Mana Lena Chaiye Qki
Wo Dusht Kamina aap k saare Raazz Janta hai
telecast Kar dega
>Avneet
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R u in Love?
Want to purpose? Impress ur Lover by LoveMsg
sms
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JOIN BHARGAVA @9219592195
JOKEZONE - 5 hours ago

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Santa- Tu office me to bada sher bana ghumta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai tujhe?
Banta- Hota to sher hi hoon par DURGA sawar ho jaati hai
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Jaise RAM ne RAWAN ko sanhara,
Burai ko Achhai se sanwara,
Aise hi chalo aap such k raste,
Yahi hi chhota sa sandesh humara.
Happy Dashehra.
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no. -
Happy Dushara
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1 day I read Smoking is Bad
I Stop Smoking!
1 day I read Drinking is Bad
I Stop Drinking!
1 day I read Kissing is Bad I Stopped Reading
JOKEZONE - 1 day ago

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EXAMINER to Pappu-Ye batao suraj kaha se nikalta he aur kaha dubta hai?
Pappu-Hum tera baap ke nokar hai?
Ye Tumhara mamla ha Khud Pada Karo
JOKEZONE - 2 days ago

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